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Joined Jul '10

Hey guys, I'm Pnfpixie! :)

age: 19

gender: female

I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS, THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE SHOWS/BOOKS/WHATEVER DO!!!! UNLESS I SAY ITS ONE OF MY OWN CHARACTERS OKAY!

Random stuff

STUFF I'M NOT ALOUD TO DO AT HOGWARTS:

(x)= I'd actually do this

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office x

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter x

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination x

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. x

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" x

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand x

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals x

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" x

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot x

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive x

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast x

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" x

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways x

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort x

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling x

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate x

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways x

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm x

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck (This is from the Harry Potter 20Q electronic game)

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous x

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween x

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously x

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions x

48) I am not the King/queen of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet x

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice x

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is an evil incarnate.

and some i made up :)

pnf1:i am not aloud to put a love potion on my brother and a wierdo x

pnf2: the sword of gryfondor is not the master sword and the triforce isnt hidden in hogwarts x

COPY AND PASTE STUFF :P

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Your perfect pizza: humm, soft crust, lots of cheese and extra pepperoni

Goal you would like to achieve this year: Probably get my life figured out

Most Over Used phrase in an instant messager: IDK

Thoughts when first waking up: Its warm in my blanket...

Mc Donalds or Burger King: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Arby's?

Chocolate or Vinalla: Vanilla.

Do you smoke: *gags* WHO DO YOU THINK I AM??!!!!!!!

Do you swear: yes

Do you sing: Yes, I think I suck at singing though...but my friends say I'm good

Do you think you're attractive: Yes, in my own special way. :)

Do you play an instrument: flute (I suck though)

In the past month have you drank alcohol: no, I know better

What country do you want to visit the most: Japan, China, or Canada

Favorite food: pizza

Favorite music: Pop, rock, jazz, whatever I'm in the mood for

What does your hair smell like: hair?

Which shoe goes on first? Which ever one I happen to grab first.

Ever thrown a shoe at someone? yep

Do you twirl or cut your speghetti? Twirl.

Have you ever eaten spam?: nope

Favorite ice cream: MINT CHOCOLATE!

How many kinds of cereal in your cabinets?: none, the bags are on the counter :)

Do you cook?: no...

Do you have a dog?: Yep, her name is Clara

Do you have a cat?: 8

Do you consider yourself creative: Yeah.

Do you have any friends on ?: Yep! CuteBlueCherri, StarrKiwi, Goosegirlmn, xXxPuppet-GrLxXx, Lexi-Lily Sohma, Pixie Altaira, and JikanofTime

Do you know anybody in real life on ? Yep! Cutebluecherri, StarrKiwi, Goosegirlmn, xXxPuppet-GrLxXx, Pixie Altaira, and JikanofTime

Where are you?: inside my house

Look up, look back, what do you see?: boxes

What are you listening to?: nothing currently

Last thing you ate?: Gum

Was this all just a waste of my time? Yes, but it was fun

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Friends/something to do

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? no, but I usually make people claustrophobic :)

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yep

THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU CRY? A freaking fanfiction

WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? uh? I don't know, nor do I care.

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Sprite, water, or none

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? EXTRA PEPPERONIE!!!! :D

IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ice Cream

WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? IDK

DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes

ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no.

FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't really have a favorite though Black Matter makes some fun ones...Disney too

DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 8 cats, 1 dog, and 2 bird

WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sure, long distance relationships work sometimes, it's worth a shot.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO AHUNDRED. 2

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE, PHINEAS OR FERB? BALJEET!!

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who can't tell if you are upset or not

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yep, Canada :D

MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Terry Fator and Todd Hansen from The Story Trek

FIRST JOB? Babysitting

WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Messing on Tumblr

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my eyes

HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ehh my birthday is so far away right now so I don't know

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 or 3

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes

WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? It changes to whatever is the cheapest

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, its too sloppy, so I type.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

ANY BAD HABITS? Bite my fingernail.

WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Backyardagains, from when my brother was little.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Why wouldn't I

DO LOOKS MATTER? Not at all though they are a bonus :)

HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? UHHHH, yell, crying in my sleep...

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? the Performing Arts Center and the house that I work at

HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 4

WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No because my mom wouldn't let me watch it.

DO YOU USE SARCASM? Obvoiusly

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I have a few. My brother calls me crazy, my friend calls me nutbar, my cousin calls me toadzilla, my other friend calls me Mabel.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? It changes a lot but I've gone through The Fold, Steampowered Giraffe, Imagine Dragons, Fallout Boy, and Marina and the Diamonds

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Gravity Falls, OTGW, Steven Universe, and Phineas and Ferb

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint Choc. Chip.

DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yep!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Uh, I don't?

WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I have no idea, me driving probably 60 XD I hate going fast when I'm driving

LAST THING YOU DRANK? Sprite

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Grandpa

FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I'm Still Here (Treasure Planet)

FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Stupid people

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? March, or October

FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I'm an Aries...and an Ox.

WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown with red tips

EYE COLOR? Hazel.

FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Panda Express.

YOU LIKE SUSHI? Sorta.

LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Jacksepticeye Video

PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I can "play" the flute

KISSES OR HUGS? hugs!

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A Sprite

. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? My family owns a giant white van

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Land of Stories 4

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:

1. Bill Cipher (GF)

2. Dipper Pines (GF)

3. Mabel Pines (GF)

4. Wirt (OTGW)

5. Gregory (OTGW)

6. Beatrice (OTGW)

7. Steven (SU)

8. Pearl (SU)

9. Garnet (SU)

10. Amethyst (SU)

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? "Oh joy, what do you want now? Can't you come take my body next week? There's something that entire week that I don't want to deal with if I counted the 28 days right..."

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "Um, yeah, I'm in here already. May you get out please? Yeah, thanks..."

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Can someone draw fanart of this? Please?!

Number 5 cooked you dinner? Uh, Wirt come get your brother!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Wait can gems get sent to the hospital?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? Uh, Garnet, that's not how you treat humans...

Number 10 ignored you all the time? I'll feel slightly hurt but then go ask her if she wants to go do something fun

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? He would be part of them most likely

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Panic

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? A sweater

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Panic and then probably come get me or you know do something responsible...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Talk me out of it or do it with me.

You're about to marry number 9. What's 1's reaction: Bill would probably destroy everything

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Say something sweet and nice and then do something funny

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Fight with me

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? She'll join in

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? He's a dream demon what else am I suppose to dream about

Number 10 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Squeals! But then tells Amethyst that Garnet loves herself ;)

You're dating 2 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Most likely since they're used to Mabel though they might moan and mutter something about there being two of them.

Will number 4 and 5 ever kiss? A sweet brotherly take away the nightmares kiss on the forehead.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Beatrice...stop...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Hi Steven

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? I'd try to comfort her

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? Isn't Garnet in a relationship with herself?

You spot 10 kissing 8. How do you react? YES!!!!!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Mabel is probably driving Wirt nuts or something...IDK

Could 1 and 4 be soul mates? NO! Bill would torture the poor boy

Would 2 trust 5? For the most part...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Amethyst would probably tackle Wirt and then just laugh at the awkward kid

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? HAHAHA omg this would be funny. Uh, World Domination Bill for seriousness and Greg for kicks and giggles

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Anything and everything as long as it's not dirt

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Saving the world!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Pearl really needs help...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Eh, probably not

1 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Do I even want to know?

1 accidentally kicked 10? Amethyst would throw out an insult...and an accident or is Bill lying?

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Who is this Wendy/Pacifica you speak of?

5 and 6 did a workout together? Haha that would be so cute

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? I would never forget Beatrice

7 won the lottery? YAY STEVEN!

8 had quite a big secret? She loves Rose (that's not really a secret is it...)

9 became a singer? GARNET IS ALREADY A SINGER

10 got a daughter? Oh dear...

What would 1 think of 2? Pine Tree

How would 3 greet 4? Hey poet what's up!

What would 4 envy about 5? His youth and how he is so innocent and child like and just carefree and dude the list goes on

What dream would 5 have about 6? To see her again

What do 6 and 7 have in common? They don't like hurting friends (?)

What would make 7 angry at 8? For going to far or something

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Something about Rose I'm sure...idk

What would make 10 scared of 1? Dude it's Bill why wouldn't she be afraid of him

What would 6 give 2 on Valentines day? idk a book on bird or something...chocolate?

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, dsguy411, CuteBlueCherri, Bee Sohma, Pnfpixie

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH!

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

IF U HART NINJAGO COPY AND PASTE DIS TO YUR PROFILE!

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have called you insane.

Total: 9

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 2

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (all the time )

You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 6

Grand total; 37, Mix between fire and air

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (What! I'm an excellent multi-tasker!)

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Wait, so you want me to STEAL this bag of chips?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Gee...that's useful...)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (SUGGESTION! So you don't HAVE too).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (AWWW CRAP!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (But...but...how'd it get hot?!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (*facepalm*)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (*glares at cousin* You heard that, no driving the van after taking this!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Shucks, I have to sleep after taking the sleeping aid :( )

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (DANG IT! I CAN'T USE IT UNDER WATER!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Other uses? CURIOUS!!!)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts." (GASP!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(THIS IS TOO HARD! I'll never be able to eat nuts :( these instructions are too complicated...)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

This is cool!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.. As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits; Icarus (Bastille)

Well this will be interesting

Waking up; Tiptoe (Imagine Dragons)

I WON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!

First day of school; Raised By Wolves (U2)

Beware me!

Falling in love; One More Time (Daft Punk)

Let's celebrate this love thing...

Fight song; Jar of Heart (Christina Perri)

Ouch this works way too well

Breaking up; Arms (Christina Perri)

Ouch again!

Prom; I Lived (One Republic)

It works!

Life is just ok; Hound Dog (Elvis)

Not sure how I feel about this...

Mental breakdown; 1940 (The Submarines)

Humm interestingly dark

Driving; Rythm of the Night (El DeBarge)

Ummmm would explain the music on my radio if I'm in charge of it actually

Flashback; Fail (Weird Al)

Really?

Getting Back Together; Die Young (Ke$ha)

Totally

Wedding; Material Girl (Madonna)

What?

Birth of Child; Another World (The Fold)

Haha okay

Final Battle; Mecto Amore (Steam Powered Giraffe)

Okay

Death Scene; Want (Adam Lambert)

Awww depressing

Funeral Song; Funhouse (P!NK)

Party people! Party wihtout me!

End Credits; Just One Yesterday (Fall Out Boy)

Joy

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