146Pet Me » Slight AU. To punish Batman Ra's al Ghul has the man's Beta lover, John Blake, kidnapped and handed over to Bane to be his Pet. There's 3 problems with that. One, Blake is not Wayne's lover, Bane is way more his type. Two, Blake is most definitely the type to play dirty when it comes to getting what he wants. And three...Blake isn't actually a Beta.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 48, words: 152k+, favs: 116, follows: 122, updated: 12/17/2021 published: 8/26/2016, Bane, J. Blake, Barsad
Kageyama the Number Nine Setter So this is basically the Christmas carol 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' altered for my amusement. Enjoy.
Haikyu/ハイキュー, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 145, favs: 1, 12/10/2021, Shoyo H., Tobio K.
I Saw Oikawa Kissing His Iwa-chan The Christmas carol 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' rewritten for the obvious pairing. Enjoy, lol
Haikyu/ハイキュー, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 221, 12/10/2021, Hajime I.
Daichi Got Run Over by Tanaka Basically it's the Christmas carol 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' rewritten for Haikyuu lol
Haikyu/ハイキュー, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 361, 12/10/2021, Daichi S., Ryunosuke T.
175Home » Magical AU. Harry Hart is less than thrilled when informed that he's expected to take custody of the three year old daughter of his former step brother, Dean. The only other option is to give her to her older half brother, but the boy is obviously not up to raising a child on his own without help. But could he be a nanny instead? Maybe?
Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 60, words: 190k+, favs: 177, follows: 183, updated: 11/19/2021 published: 10/21/2016
40Art of Living » Canon Divergent. Gotham billionaire Bane and Lieutenant Robin Blake have a few things in common. Both have very mysterious pasts that they go to considerable lengths to hide, a deep love for art, and an unfortunate attraction to individuals who are as dangerous as they are attractive.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 24, words: 75k+, favs: 30, follows: 27, updated: 10/29/2021 published: 4/21/2017, J. Gordon, Bane, J. Blake
11My Beginning and End » AU version of My End and My Beginning. Eggsy used the time machine to go back to save Harry...only his broken machine messed with his memories and he can't really remember who he is or why he's in the past. Just that he needs to protect someone named Harry. Thankfully his crash landing draws Kingsman attention, so he found Harry...and they know who he is?
Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 19k+, favs: 13, follows: 19, updated: 6/4/2021 published: 11/27/2020, G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin
60The Shape of You » With the recent death of their old alpha the King's pack are testing packmates eager to become a Kingsman when an intruder shows up on their land. An intruder, they soon find out, who is actually the son of a former pack member. And this new young wolf is not only very much Kingsman material...but has the bloodlines to challenge Chester King for the position of new alpha.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, Drama & Fantasy, chapters: 28, words: 89k+, favs: 105, follows: 112, updated: 4/9/2021 published: 7/14/2017, G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin, Roxy
1The Top Secret Technique So...purehearted, utterly oblivious Tanaka, Noya, and Kageyama are on a quest to discover the top secret training technique Suga mentioned but refuses to teach them. The only one he'll teach is Daichi, and that was only because he lost his temper when Daichi wouldn't stop asking him. The sounds coming from behind the locked door, well the clueless trio don't know what to think!
Haikyu/ハイキュー, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 3/12/2021, Daichi S., Koshi S., Asahi A., Yu N.
39 My Life Is A Soap Opera » Once a cast member of the popular British soap "Kingsman', Harry Hart was more than happy to leave the show behind years ago. Then he stupidly let his friend Eggsy convince him to possibly come back for a season, not knowing that the little brat had come up with a brilliant plan for their characters...which would pair them up romantically. The boy's lost his mind.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 22, words: 69k+, favs: 40, follows: 47, updated: 3/5/2021 published: 2/24/2017, G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin
10 Adrien's Intro to Fanfiction » Adrien has vaguely heard about fanfiction-from Chloe-but never actually read any. Then he finds out that people out there are writing fanfiction about Ladybug and so of course he has to look some up. Especially when he finds out that there are ones about him as Cat Noir AND Ladybug as a couple. Unfortunately no one warned him about checking ratings and the tags before reading.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, M, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 41, follows: 30, updated: 12/11/2020 published: 10/9/2020, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D.
82Someday » When Teddy goes to take a look at a former Black family heirloom, he never expected it to be a painting. He certainly never expected said painting to be of Regulus Black, with the doomed teenage wizard actually smiling in the picture. Most of all though, he didn't expect to start having the strangest dreams, as he sees Regulus through the eyes of the painter.
Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 55k+, favs: 99, follows: 118, updated: 11/13/2020 published: 10/10/2014, Regulus B., Teddy L.
2 How Nicky Got A Tramp Stamp » When Nicky would related the story later he would deliberately omit the fact that it was a stunning bubble butt-which he would learn later was a result of regular ice skating-and deliciously intriguing full arm tattoos that led to him getting hit by a car and then later being talked into entering a tattoo parlor
Old Guard, 2020, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 9/25/2020 published: 8/7/2020, Nicky, Joe, Andy, Nile F.
3 The Unsinkable Ship » The fact that it's wrong to eavesdrop on people's conversations is driven home for Joe when he happens to sneak up and hear Nile and Copley talking about a variety of things. Things like a little story about an artist who, back in the late nineteenth century, had a thing for Nicky. A draw pictures of Nicky naked sort of thing. Oh HELL no!
Old Guard, 2020, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 12, follows: 12, updated: 9/25/2020 published: 7/31/2020, Nicky, Joe, Nile F., James C.
12 I'm Going To Hold You Adrien is super bored and in a crappy mood when he gets a message from Ladybug asking Cat Noir to meet her for an unscheduled meeting. Happy for the distraction and always eager to see his lady Adrien heads out to see her, not at all prepared for the sight of Ladybug with red eyes, pale skin-and why was she hugging him so hard? What happened?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 61, follows: 25, 9/18/2020, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg
3 Some Things Are Meant When The Goddess decides a werewolf's mate for him it is considered the greatest gift their goddess could bestow on him. Then Yusuf spots his across the field of battle. Sees his soulmate, the one intended to complete him, fall in battle. Luckily for him Nicolò isn't that easy to kill.
Old Guard, 2020, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 7/31/2020, Nicky, Joe
119 Into The Fire » In a world where dragons can take the shape of men, the Kingsman Guild is shocked to hear that their leader intends to divorce his consort, Harry Hart, and force the man to instead become the mate of Eggsy Unwin, a low born dragon less than half Harry's age. Naturally Harry is horrified at the idea that he'll ruin Eggsy's future...Eggsy, meanwhile, is oddly optimistic about it.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 37, words: 118k+, favs: 179, follows: 196, updated: 3/27/2020 published: 7/31/2015, G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad
28Eames's Tutor » Tom Eames is not having a good year what with the car accident, subsequent injuries, and the need to repeat his last term of high school so that he can graduate and get on with his life. And just when he didn't things could get much worse, Eames finds out that his new tutor is none other than Arthur Cobb, the boy he's been crushing on since they met.
Inception, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 54k+, favs: 29, follows: 24, updated: 2/28/2020 published: 10/4/2013, Arthur, Eames
8 My True Love Sent To Me » Crowley is not particularly fond of Christmas. Nor is he expecting for a deliveryman to show up at his door with a pear tree. A pear tree with a stuffie shaped like a partridge on it. A stuffie! He wasn't expecting the 'turtledoves' either. But he's starting to see a trend now. What is that angel thinking?
Good Omens, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 15, follows: 15, updated: 2/14/2020 published: 12/13/2019
194 Saving You » Teddy Lupin is currently in possession of the weirdest cat he's ever met, and his best friend has also recently got one that's equally...unique and unusual. This is no coincidence though, because both cats are in fact former wizards with ulterior motives of their own, as well as trying to protect their idiot 'owners' from a new threat to Hogwarts' students.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 90k+, favs: 220, follows: 247, updated: 1/17/2020 published: 5/23/2014, Albus D., Regulus B., Teddy L., Gellert G.