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Sing Along With Emperor Palpatine » Emperor Palpatine parodies songs from his perspective, mostly towards Vader. At this time, mostly Belle & Sebastian songs.
Star Wars, T, English, Parody & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 2/14/2014, Luke S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Count Dooku
Gaps Between Words As a half-blood apprentice, he's beginning to gain a footing in a society that might just undergo a seismic shift. He's also trying to puzzle out Lily the enigma and do something about all the killings. Sequel to "These Lonely Hands"
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 10/13/2011, Severus S., Lily Evans P.
3 Your Droids are Out of Control, Viceroy! A butterfly can change the course of history, they say, so what about an inept wizzard in magical armor? May you live in interesting times, Naboo, may you live in interesting times. Currently this is a teaser.
Star Wars & Discworld, K, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 382, favs: 1, follows: 3, 10/12/2011, Jar Jar B., Rincewind
Another Reason …why wizards avoid the internet. Besides the fact that their magic doesn't agree with computers Slightly crack-y, and there's something wrong with the fourth wall here But, no, it's not a scary space-time crack. . Drabble, sort of.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Horror, words: 522, favs: 1, 8/19/2011, Voldemort
1Musical Drabbles » I happened across a response to a musical shuffle challenge, and I felt like doing one myself. Genre and characters vary, although I might mark some of the most featured ones. There is one drabble per chapter.
Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, updated: 8/11/2011 published: 8/16/2010, Severus S.
1These Lonely Hands » Once a friend, now merely an observer, who cannot seem to exert any measure of control over his world or hers, he is losing her, and maybe everything.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Mystery, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, follows: 2, updated: 8/11/2011 published: 7/21/2011, Severus S., Lily Evans P.
3 Eminent Destruction The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no point in getting all annoyed! Just lie back and let the dulcet tones of the newest Jedi apprentice lull the Daleks into submission…or, maybe not. HP/Who/Trek/Star Wars/Les Mis/HHGttG X-over.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, 8/9/2011, Voldemort
Volauvent and Five and a Quarter Inexplicable crack, with neither plot nor continuity, really. Two unauthorized individuals make their way into Dumbledore's office in the headmaster's absense, and a lot of questionably edible things appear.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 2/13/2011, Voldemort, Tobias S.
You're a Mustelid, My Dear! This is utter plotless crack, and might be considered a predecessor to "LUEftL!" Contains a petulant Voldy, a knitting Snape, McGonagall's almost-homicidal insanity, wannabe-Communist Sirius, confused Harry, and assorted other characters. Written in '08.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 8k+, 2/4/2011, Voldemort, Severus S.
2 Bother! Once upon a time, in a castle in the Scottish Highlands… which, if you think about it, is a very odd place to have a Starfleet school, isn't it? Somehow inspired by the Potter Puppet Pals.
StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Sci-Fi, words: 898, favs: 1, follows: 4, 1/5/2011, Spock
Privateering Eye What if Trelawney was a complete fraud? And one who could be bought out, for the right price, at that?
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 1/5/2011, Sybill T., Harry P.
Capulet Her father named her after the infamous tragic lover, and her husband refused to use the name. But a man she should hate comes along and calls her by it. Songfic, non-chron, AUish, OCs.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Mystery, words: 2k+, 1/5/2011, OC
Listen, Stu Lou Who! In which the misbegotten hybrid of "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from Hello, Dolly and the Grinch movie is revealed. You really must listen to the Michael Crawford version of this song, which was also in WALL-E. I don't presume to do it justice in parody.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & How the Grinch Stole Christmas, K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 254, favs: 2, follows: 1, 11/12/2010, Stu Lou W.
7 This Job is Not For Me Remus has been reduced to looking for a Muggle job, and Severus is trailing Minerva through the mall. All conclude that they had best avoid over-exuberant salesmen in the future. Based on a real life incident.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, 10/18/2010, Severus S., Minerva M.
4 Laudanum Sirius is feeling remarkably alone in the world with the Marauders dissolved and his guilt almost undeniable. Whilst seeking a reprieve from his grief at Grimmauld Place, he receives an unexpected, though not totally unwelcome guest. This is NOT slash.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 7, 10/18/2010, Sirius B., Severus S.
2 A Better Man Than He When John Galt and Dagny Taggart show up at Hogwarts, the Potions Master certainly has something to say about their mission. And how does Hermione fall into this? It's sort of a parody, but a serious one. Mention of or slight DT/SS, JG/HG, SS/HG
Harry Potter & Atlas Shrugged, T, English, Drama & Spiritual, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 10/17/2010, Severus S.
2 Death Imprisoned Lorcan D'Eath, the part-vampire heartthrob, is… well, let him narrate the tale. Something of a parody. It'll make more sense if you're familiar with the Discworld, especially the vampire lore, although it's not a crossover fic.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Crime, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 10/8/2010, L. d'Eath
2 Please Don't Drink With Me Grantaire, transported to the year 1995, discovers he's a wizard and spends an eventful 10 months as an errand boy in supposedly bad need of a drink and unsuspecting foil to the Death Eaters. An insane response to alieboo's "A very weird challenge..."
Harry Potter & Les Miserables, K+, English, Parody & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 10/6/2010, Arabella F., Grantaire
2 Yellow The next drabble. Lucius is tipsy, and musing on cowardice and what it means to be a Malfoy. Sort of set in my general fanon universe. Note that this fic contains a bit of Muggle-bashing.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 794, favs: 1, 9/22/2010, Lucius M.
3Spectacles » Voldemort can't see. What's a poor dark lord to do? Why go to the optometrist, of course! Who else needs glasses, and how will Voldy deal with pretending to be left-handed? And, most importantly, can he get his contacts out?
Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, updated: 9/21/2010 published: 8/5/2010, Voldemort
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