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Joined Jul '10, USA

Name: Katy

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Zodiac: Scorpio

Hair Color: Redish Brown

Eye Color: Hazel: Brown and Green

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Favorite Manga/ Anime/ Games:

Bleach

Naruto

Devil May Cry

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles

Black Cat

Code Geass

Black Butler: Kuroshitsuji

Chibi Vampire

Future Diary: Mirai Nikki

Vampire Knight

1/2 Prince

DN Angel

Vampire Game

One Peice

InuYasha

Shugo Chara!

Chiobits

Death Note

To Love-Ru

Rosario Vampire

Soul Eater

Kingdom of Hearts

Fall in Love Like a Comic

Assassin's Creed

Fullmetal Alchemist

D. Gray Man

xxHolic

Supernatural

Blue Exorcist

Beelzebub

Hellsing

Hellsing Ultimate

(Obviously way more that I can't think of right now)


I am a Yaoi Fangirl!!!

Favorite Couples are:

Kakuzu x Hidan

Sasori x Deidara

Kisame x Itachi

Zetsu x Tobi

Naruto x Sasuke

Sebastian x Ciel

Kurogane x Fai

Grimmjow x Ichigo

Byakuya x Renji

Ichigo x Hichigo(Shiro)

Riku x Sora

Roxas x Axel

Kanda x Allen

Watanuki x Domeki

Malik x Altair

Ezio x Leonardo

Shaun x Desmond

Sam x Dean

Dean x Castiel

Sam x Gabriel

Dan x Sam x Castiel

Bobby x Crowley

Xander x Spike

Alucard x Anderson


Supernatural Quotes:

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." - Dean

Sam: "Jerk." Dean: "Bitch."

Dean: "No chick-flick moments."

Dean: "Oh God. We're not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?"

Dean: "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it."

(Dean looking at a scarecrow) "Dude, you fugly."

Dean: "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."

Dean: "That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down."

Dean: "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone."

Questioner: "You think you're funny don't you?"

Dean: "I think I'm adorable."

Dean: "Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
Sam: "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."

Dean: "He's got a major doll collection back home don't you? Huh."

Sam: "Big time."

Dean: "Big time. Oh I mean he loves them. He's not going to tell you this but he's always dressing them up in these little tiny outfits. I mean you'd make his day. She would. Ha? Ha?"

Sam: "It's true."

Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" :(

Dean: "Dude, you full-on had a girl inside you for like a whole week. That's kinda naughty." (laughs)

Dean: "What's a P.A.?" Sam: "I think it's kind of like a slave."

Sam: "I lost my shoe." :(

Dean: "Dude, I full-on swazzied that mother..."

Castiel: "I don't understand that reference."

Dean: (talking about Bela) "Can I shoot her?" Sam: "Not in public."

Bela: "You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex." Dean: "Don't objectify me."

Dean: "Do these tacos taste funny to you?" (XD dies)

Henrickson: "I shot the sheriff." Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy."

Dean: "Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside."
Ed: "Inside your duffel bag??"
Dean: "In the salt, you idiot!"

Harry: "Ed, you've got to go be gay for that poor dead intern."

Scared Dean: "I'll man the flashlight."

Dean: “That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you, you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? You can forget it. Stay away from me Sam, OK? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the hell hounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit."

Dean: "Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."

Dean: "On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."

Sam: "He's famous, kind of."
Dean: "For what, douchebaggery?"

Castiel: "Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone."

Becky: "And then Sam touched..." No. "...caressed Dean's clavicle. 'This is wrong,' said Dean. 'Then I don't want to be right,' replied Sam, in a husky voice." (Becky writing slash fan fiction)

Dean: (Cas's trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla." Castiel: (head tilt)"No, he's not on any flat bread."

Dean: "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."

Dean: "There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: You're not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch."

Dean: "You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?"

Castiel: "This isn't funny Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

Dean: "I believe that he-witch gave you the clap."

Bobby: "Now are we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.

Japanese Game Show Host: "Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels."

(Ash talking about his mullet): "All business up front, party in the back."

Sam: "You built a panic room?" Bobby: "I had a weekend off." Dean: "Bobby." Bobby: "What." Dean: "You're awesome. :)"

Sam: "I just had a really weird dream." Dean: "Clowns or midgets?"

Missouri: "Boy you put your foot on my coffee table imma wack you wit a spoon." Dean: I didn't do anything." Missouri: "Well you were thinking about it."

(Cupid hugs everyone naked) Dean: "This is a fight, are we in a fight?!" Cas: "This, is their handshake." Dean: "I don't like it." Cas: "Nobody likes it."

Asylum Lady: "What are you two boys doing inn here?" Dean: (pulls down pants) "Pudding!"

Robert: You must be starving.

Dean: Uhh...

Robert: (offers a blood bag) Here you go.

Dean: I'm okay. I killed so many people on the way over here, so...

Robert: Yeah, uh, about that, company line is we just don't kill people anymore. But you got to tell me what that's like.

Dean: Yeah. Yeah, first chance I get I'll show you myself.

Robert: Sweet.

Sam: "Did you kiss him?"

Bobby: "NO!" (Crowley shows a picture of them kissing)

Bobby: "Why'd you have to take a picture!"

Crowley: "Why'd you have to use tongue?" (Sam and Dean stare at Bobby.)

Dean: "You OK?"

Sam: "No... No. I'm not OK I... I am aaawesome."

Dean: "Did they give you something?"

Sam: "Oh yeahh, they gave me EVERYTHING. It's... it's ssspectacuu...lacular. Haha."

Dean: (shrugs) "You always were a happy drunk"

(Sam grabs him close) "Dean, the doctor wasn't a wraith."

Dean: "I know. I don't understand it. I mean I saw it in the mirror. It wasn't human."

Sam: "Maybe you're seeing things. Maybe..maybe..maybe your going crazy."

Dean: "I'm not crazy."

Sam: "Well come on I mean you've been at least...half crazy for... a long time. And since you've got back from Hell or since before that you've... I mean we're in a mental hospital. Hahahaha. Maybe you've finally cracked. Maybe. Maybe now you are REALLY for real crazy."

Dean: "I made a mistake, that's all. I'll find the thing."

Sam: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.(shakes Dean's shoulders lightly) It's OK. Look at me. It's OK. 'Cause you're my brother... And I still love you. (Dean nods smiling and thinking Sam's really out of it untill..) "Booop" (Sam pokes him on the nose XD)

Castiel: "I got your message. It was long your message. And I find the sound of your voice degrating."

Sam: "What's wrong with you?... Are you... drunk?"

Cas: "No...Yes."

Sam: "What happened to you?"

Cas: "I found a liquor store."

Sam: "And?"

Cas: "And I drank it. Why'd you call me?"

Sam: "Woah, hey, take it easy. Are you OK?"

(Drunk Cas motions for Sam to come closer and whispers in his ear) "Don't ask stupid questions."

Dean: "Why does it always gotta be me that makes the call, huh? It's not like Cas lives in my ass. The dudes busy."

(Castiel appears behind him) (Dean turns around) "Cas get out of my ass!" Castiel: "I was never in your...?"

Castiel: "Hey, Ass-butt!" (Throws bottle of flaming Holy Water at Michael, he burns up)

Dean: "Ass-butt?"

Lucifer: "Castiel, Did you just Molotov my brother... with Holy Fire?"

Castiel: "Uh... no?"

Lucifer: "No one dicks with Michael but me." (Lucifer snaps his fingers and Castiel explodes)

Castiel: "It's starting."

Dean: "Yeah, you think genius?"

Castiel: "You don't have to be mean."

Dean: "So, what do we do now?"

Castiel: "I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol...just wait for the inevitable blast wave."

Charlie: "Call me….maybe?"

Sheriff: "God forbid he was contagious. I'm going to go dip myself in hand sanitizer."

Dean: "This could be 50 Shades of Grayfox for all we know."

Sam: "So…anything missing from the body?" Sheriff: "You mean aside from the arms and legs? No..everything's there.. twig and berries too."

Charlie: "This has been a really great kidnapping but I've got to get back to not dying so…good talk."

Sheriff: "We didn't find any hoof prints. She probably heard a TV or was having a bad dream or she was high as balls."

Sam: "So the toxicology report came back on Lance. Nothing, but the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna." Dean and Charlie: "The porn star?" Sam: "The poison." Dean and Charlie: "Oh."

Sheriff: "These kids today with their texting and murder."


"Does Grandma really have to stay? Can't we, I dunno, lock her in the basement and let her out when she's ready to go home?"

"We can't do that, Lauren," her mother said, frowning slightly. "She might chew on the wires if we put her down there, and then we'd have to replace them." From iRawr's story All The Small Things


"You know that cellphone that you thought was ringing...it wasn't a cellphone..." -- ...

"Don't yell at me with your eyebrows!" -- Mr. Brooks . Acc Lab/English Teacher (he makes you sing the I'm a Little Tea Cup song if you swear XD)

"You call it stalking, I call it observing closely!" -- My friend

"I'm cuter than Hello Kitty!" -- Jefree Star (lol)

"If you see men in white coats, don't tell them I'm here...*puts finger to lips* Shhhh..." --My friend (lol)

"They'll poison us with their wankerness!" -- British demon

(Something strange happens)"...That's not weird at all..." -- My friend


I have a DeviantART account: http:///


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm SEXY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm HOME SCHOOLED, so I MUST be sad, emo, and anti-social.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my big dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw(watch) ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I am only one, But I am still one; I cannot do everything, but I still can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Konan disproves this...

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water.

Crazy is when you get brained by a tennis ball (unexpectedly) and the first things out of you mouth are "Direct Hit!" and hysterical laughter.

Crazy is when you run into a glass door that isn't there.

Crazy is when you get into fights over the internet with someone about a Anime character.

Crazy is when you think an anime show is more real than the real world.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. (that would suck)

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - fucker - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!


Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun! (That's what he said!!)

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. considered? I'm already there. Cross me and you're next.

If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Threaten? Hah, I don't threaten, I hurt. If you can hurt an inanimate object...

If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Is it also possible to hate the computer at the same time...?

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me. Haha, I find it funny that everyone says it takes less muscles to smile than to froun, yet when you smile for a long time, you're mout really hurts. Funny, veeeery funny...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91, Gaarafangirl1, etsunara, Konanay


COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P


Remember when:
Getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
And 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
And rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!


Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. B.A.L.S.!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (it really is, u know?)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Wow. They are right. It is the quiet ones. 0.0


If your life's an oxymoron copy and paste this to your profile! (add more of what applies to you)

I can say, but can't do

I'm serious, but I'm care free

I'm a bitch, but I'm nice

I love yaoi, but I'm straight

I'm honest, but I lie

I'm a loner, but I have friends

I'm loved, but I hate

I'm caged, but I'm free

I'm hateful, but I love

I'm young, but I'm wise

I'm not religious, but I pray

I'm crazy, but I'm sane

I'm smart, but I hate school

I want more freedoom, but I don't want to grow up

I'm a sinner, but I'm going to heaven

I'm wise, but I'm immature

I hurt, but I smile

I'm strong, but I'm weak

You acknowledge me, but I don't exist

I'm a Jashinist, but I don't sacrifice (lol)

You see me, but you don't know me

I'm happy, but I frown

We're all equals, but we're prejudiced

I'm simple, but I'm complicated

Life's a game, but I'm not a player

I'm a player, but not in the game


If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you are insane or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied something onto your profile before, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you think High School Musical was a stupid movie, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're bored and wish to subject others into wasting 5 seconds of their time, copy this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, add this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, add this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. Thats so me.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you feel like telling people "you think your friends are weird? you've obviously never meet mine!" all the time, Copy and paste this to your profile!

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