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Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom PM
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Sincerely,

Sincerely,

Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom

Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom is the name given to me by the Hobbit Name Generator. My birthday is the sixteenth of Solmath,which makes me in my mid twenties, this would mean that if I was a Hobbit, I'd be in my mid-tween years, unless if I decide to say that I've come of age already, since I'm considered a grown up in this world.

My hobbies include writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music and hanging out with friends and family.

Whoohoo! I can post interesting stuff!

If you are an Insider (an Inside Out fan), copy and paste this into your profile.

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
-You men try wearing a dress and do everything you’re used to doing.
Dogs are better than cats.
-I’ve had too many experiences with moody cats to like them much.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
-I try to keep this hidden so others won’t be angry at me. It’s when the guy is screaming and crying in pain that the fun ends.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.-
I've grown to enjoy this somewhat. It's just very frustrating to find something mature looking that fits, as I'm small statured.
Sad movies suck.-I personally prefer happy endings, but that’s just me.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.-I’ve wanted to have a career in helping others.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! The 90’s had the best TV shows as far as story lines went.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.-I’m more of an action/adventure person than a horror one.
You go to your dad for advice.
-Sometimes, when it’s about something he’d understand. This suggestion applies more toward my grandpa than my dad.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. -I don’t want someone to be left out, since that happens often in crowds. Does this suggestion still apply to me then?
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.-This is kind of contradictory, I’m very serious, but once I feel comfortable with a person, will slowly show my sillier side.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. -Bad habit, but at least I shove the food to the side of my cheek so you won’t see it.

sleep with your socks on at night-What? The floor gets cold at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop-Yes, I contradicted myself. I can shop at a book/movie/music store all day, but can only stand being in a clothing store from one to four hours.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink-And look good in it.
You Go to your mom for advice.-All the time. If she’s not available, then I try Grandma next.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. .-As long as it doesn’t get in the way of what I’m doing.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.-See above comment for details.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.-And loved the years I took it.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.-
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. -A rarity, but something I’ll do every once in a while.
You love the movies.
–Lol! I’ve loved movies since I got my first three Disney VHS’s on my third birthday!
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.–Well, everything I’m talented at.

TOTAL: 12

I sometimes wondered if I should have been born a boy, since I’m not girly, but then I see how rough men’s lives are and am thankful that I was born a girl.

Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

I am slightly shy, so I MUST be a wimp
I am respectful to teachers and adults, so I MUST be a suck-up.

I am blond so I MUST be stupid. (Ugh. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm stupid.)

I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot

I am against abortion, so I must be against the people who do it.

I am Christian, so I must deny the rights of people outside of it.

I don't like Twilight, so I must go around spamming people with anti-Twilight messages.

I hate Twilight, so I must hate those who do love it. (What the heck?)

I am a Christian, therefore I must be a goody-two-shoes.

I have a different denomination than others, therefore I must hate those who aren't in the same denomination as I am

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-When Life gives you lemons, kick life in the balls and ask what it's trying to imply.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?

You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter... (BTW, I've done or had the urge to do all of them)

1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..."

2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions!

3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape

4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real"

5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually.

6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib"

7. When your parents have actually banned you from reading Harry Potter

8. When you read them at school anyway

9. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween

10. Even if you're a girl

11. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books.

12. When you know what 10 books I was talking about

13. When you're a brunette, you crimp your hair to become Hermione

14. Even if you're a boy

15. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!"

16. When you've made a wand.

17. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!"

18. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions?

19. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid"

20. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat.

21. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it.

22. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it.

23. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies!

24. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort (Look up 'Wizard Swears' on YouTube!)

25. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud as if it were shakespeare

26. When you've been to

27. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos"

28. When you turn it off, you think "Nox"

29. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark

30. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers

31. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards.

32. When you have gotten a friend (coughshelbycough) deeply obsessed with the series

33. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem

34. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/spanish/science/etc. during a boring lesson

35. When you have actually yelled Crucio/Avada Kedavra out loud in the middle of class.

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his toosh kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Harry Potter oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think those cruel, evil, kids should just GIVE THE RABBIT SOME TRIX!, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had someone demand what (Exactly) the function and-slash-or purpose of a rubber duck is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

96 of teenage girls obsess over Twilight, put this in your signature if you're one of the 4 who like stories where the vampires are actually portrayed as monsters, and not as pretty people with fangs

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you had a heart attack when you went to the planatarium and the teacher pointed out Betelgeuse, copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE FORD!!!!!

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, LucyCrewe11 :)Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom

If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile

Enough of Suspian and other boring/perverted pairings. I say it's time for a revolution! If you think nerds are better than princes and that the movieverse Susan ought to end up with the geek, copy and paste this into your profile and spread the word! Susan and the Geek forever!

Copy/Paste this to your profile if you don't get what's so scary about a raven saying, "Nevermore" over and over again.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (Or even during their non-Narnia time In England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)

If you think the Little Match Girl is the saddest story ever written copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it when people are stupid/Jerks enough to put curse words in their profile (What if a little kid clicked on it by mistake or something? What if their grandmother saw it? Wouldn't they be ashamed?) Copy/Paste this to your own (Swear free) Profile and support good speech manners! Today the internet, tomorrow the mall!

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had to hop up and down on a stool in a bookstore because you were too short to reach the shelf the book you wanted was on, Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy/Paste this into your profile if you know a lot of weird facts about old fairytales/myths and share them with random people at random moments.

If you stubornly insist that "Snow White" is not the perky nightmare walt disney made her out to be and is really much more interesting than that: Copy/Paste this to your profile.

I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.

A good book is a good friend-copy/paste this if you truly believe that.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!)

If you talk to yourself while trying to decide if you will buy a book (Example: "Oh, I love this book! But it has a dent in the side. Oh, but I love this book! Aw, and it's HARDCOVER! I LOVE hardcover! Lemme look at the price tag again..." etc...), copy and paste this to your profile.

If to you, Edward is that awesome character from "Big Fish" (GREAT MOVIE!) and NOT that moody, sparkly guy from Twilight (I hate him! Cullen vampire-boy STINKS! Boo, Twilight, Boo!), copy-and-paste this into your profile.

If to you, Bella is the new mermaid on "H2o just add water" and not that annoying chick who wants to be a vampire so she can live forever with some weird, moody freak, copy/paste this to your profile.

Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile.

If you have ever made up a joke on the spot, burst out laughing at it yourself, and then exclaimed, "Oh, come on, that was funny!" when no one else joined in, copy/paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS and creamcheese.

If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

copy/paste this to your profile if you're against books being banned from libraries.

Copy/Paste this to your profile if you didn't realize that "the little mermaid 2" and "Lady and the Tramp 2" had more or less the same plot.

If you wish that Disney Channel would do a spin-off series based on the Avalon High movie instead of A.N.T Farm, Copy/Paste this to your profile.

If you think that Megara should be included in Disney's "disney princesses" since she was a princess in the original Greek Myths, copy/paste this to your profile.

Top Eight Things I’ve Learned From Watching Fantasy Movies:

8) The last time Edmund didn’t believe Lucy, he ended up looking pretty stupid. (Narnia: Prince Caspian)

7) It doesn’t matter if the prince with the fake-Spanish accent and the young gentle queen really don’t have THAT much chemistry-they will still kiss before the movie is over. (Narnia: Prince Caspian)

6) A guy can still win the heart of the girl of his dreams by the end of an endlessly long movie even if he tried to eat her grandmother and happens to be half-wolf. (The 10th Kingdom)

5) Tony Lewis is gonna be a grandpa! (The 10th Kingdom)

4) It is probably not a good idea to, under any circumstances, sell your cow for so-called Magic Beans. Nothing good EVER comes of this. The beans will either turn out not to be magic at all and your brother will hold it over you for the rest of your life, or, worse, they will be real and you will unleash a terrible curse on your whole family because of your greed that will cause all of your descendants for the next 400 years not to be able to live past forty. Either way, forget the beans; insist on cash and a receipt! (Brothers Grimm/Jack and the beanstalk the real story)

3) If you were a king in a past life it is perfectly acceptable to hit someone for trying to make you apologize; because, yes, it really is that hard just to walk away, and you shouldn’t have to. (Narnia: Prince Caspian)

2) It is also perfectly acceptable for a straight king-to-be to ride around on a unicorn, provided, of course, that he rides it into a battle and gets it killed by a dwarf shooting arrrows, and then replaces it with a black steed by the end of the movie. (Narnia: The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe)

And the number one thing I’ve learned from watching Fantasy Movies?

1) Particularly practical, self-righteous grown-ups will never pick up on the actual morals of the stories because they're too stuffy to get over themselves and enjoy a movie for what it really is; according to them, Narnia encourages little children to fight in wars and so apparently Peter Pan encourages ‘em to jump out of windows to their untimely demise.

Copy/paste this list to your profile if you’re addicted to fantasy movies!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if:
You invoke the name of Elbereth against Twilight movie posters.
You tape your ears to make them pointy.
You try to communicate with trees.
You keep an eye out for the Entwives.
You name buildings after places in Middle-earth.
You shout "Aiya Eärendil elenion ancalima!" whenever you see Venus or turn on a flashlight.
You call the Big Dipper the Sickle of the Valar.
You can recite family lines from the Appendices without looking.
Your family knows not to ask you a question about LotR - they will get a long complex lecture when they just want a simple answer.
You can talk for ten minutes about something in the movies, but you fuss at anyone else who speaks.
You don't really need to watch the moves AGAIN, because you have all the dialog memorized - for the Extended Edition.
You cry at some point during all three movies.
You stop in your tracks and salivate whenever you see an LotR item you don't have.
Almost every sentence you say has something to do with LOTR.
Your teacher mentioning Orlando Bloom in a conversation in English class makes you laugh for an hour.
You spend your free time either a) studying Elven history or b) studying Elvish. Or both, of course.
You get annoyed whenever a book says the adjective form of elf is "elfin" instead of "elvish".
If you've also read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, you have an overwhelming impulse to call the Stoll brothers Merry and Pippin.
When a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon lle".
You smile and nod your head as you read this.
You copy and paste this into your profile.
You add to this list when putting it in your profile.

Now for some serious stuff:

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl named Diane about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped and killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

Stop the racism

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

-- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Writer of the North, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

Favorite Quotes:

"The world will tell you who you are, until you tell the world."

"One wrong move and everything can shatter."

"God has a purpose for everyone that comes into your life..."

"Life is like shattered glass, but if you take a step back and look, you will find that it is actually quite beautiful."

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a mattress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)

On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)

"A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you."-Unknown

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If you could read that put it in your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

"Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!"

"If you despise Twilight and think it is a poorly written book with flat characters and a predictable plotline, copy and paste this into your profile."

"If you think Twilight is overrated, copy and paste this into your profile."

"If you’ve written a bad fanfiction before and admit it, copy and paste this into your profile."

"If you don’t give a damn what other people think about you, copy and paste this into your profile."

"If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile."

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My Daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my Daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm emo so I must cut my wrists
I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser
I speak my mind so I must be a bitch
I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals
I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible
I am a liberal so I must be gay
I'm southern so I must be white trash
I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut
I'm a punk so I must do drugs
I am young so I must be naive
I wear black so I must be a goth
I'm a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention
I wear what I want so I must be a poser
I have a German heritage so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with Gays so I must be Gay too
I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm a female gamer so I must be ugly or crazy
I'm bi so I must think every person I see is hot
I don't like the sun so I must be albino
I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party
I'm skinny so I must be weak
Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong
Bold the ones that apply to you.

You say 50 cent - I say 3 Days Grace
You say Britney spears - I say Flyleaf
You say Akon - I say My Chemical Romance
You say Jonas Brothers - I say Nirvana
You say Justin Timberlake - I say Foo Fighters
You say High School Musical - I say Korn
You say Miley Cyrus - I say 30 Seconds to Mars
92 of kids have turned to rap, pop & hip hop. If you're one of the 8 who likes to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste this in your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly.

"No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

START A REVOLUTION IN YOUR COMMUNITY OR YOU CAN BY YOURSELF!!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

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The Narniac's Creed

I believe in a Lion named Aslan
Who died and rose again
For a greedy child like me.

He is good but not safe,
And the bigger I grow,
The bigger He becomes

At Aslan's roar, even the trees bow down.
Yet He comes to romp and play
With any who will join Him.

He has another name in our world.
And by knowing Him a little in Narnia,
I know Him better here.

He's not a tame Lion, it's true.
But when I am thirsty,
There is no other stream.

So I will take the adventure that Aslan sends,
And whether I live or die,
He will be my good Lord,

Until further up and further in
I finally reach His true country
And leave the shadowlands behind.


If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.
If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Narnia and Middle-earth must be getting awfully crowded - what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces.

A good book is a good friend.
Our idea of fun is reading.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? We don't believe it's even possible to read that little!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (I soooo wish the Pevensies were real because I think I would be very good friends with them!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, I've wanted to do that as well as go into the Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe computer game and strangle Peter for being so dumb and walking into ogres!)

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (I don't think it's evil; I KNOW it is EVIL!!!)

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things, you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word...and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Ha! I quote Narnia and Tangled constantly! Without even realizing it sometimes!)

If you are tired of Suspian and think that it is the most ridiculous thing ever, copy and paste this in your profile. (I am soooo sick of Suspian!)

If you think Suspian should be a new name for a flu virus, copy and paste this in your profile. (Ha ha! I love this one!)


Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven.

If you believe in God copy and paste this in your profile


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Narnia, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, All The Pretty Horses, ElvesWizardsCentaursohmy, Fierce Queen, AngelofNightandDarkness, SeleneQueenoftheNight, earth17, narniagirl11 Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom.

Favorite Quotes!!!

"There's always a first time." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie)

"Where are we going?" - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"This is ridiculous!" - Tilda Swinton (White Witch), Narnia: The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe - Bloopers (movie)

"He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!" - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"Hey lad! You haven't seen a young girl around here?" "Oh stop it!" - King Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - Deleted Scenes: Kids in Narnian Clothing (movie)

"Newsflash! She walked in her own room!" - Phelix, Barbie: Twelve Dancing Princesses

"Hadley, you're tenderizing your brain! Stop it." - Dame Devin, Barbie: Princess Charm School

"Only you can finish this story. The ending is up to you. How will you end it?" - Aslan, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story

"When you’re wounded in battle; you don't stop being a soldier, right? Bottom line is you're my friend, no matter what shape you're in." - Caleb, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story

"What happened to you? You look like you've been chasing fifty chickens around without success for two days!" - Heather, Narnia: The Lion, the Lady and the Lake - my story

"I think we're in Narnia!" - Kelly, Narnia: The Lion, the Lady and the Lake - my story

"We could go back and pretend none of this happened, but we won’t. We can do this: together. We can step across this line and make a change. We will always be kings and queens, even in our own world. We can be the light bringing people to the truth." - Caleb, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story

"Caleb!!! We're back in Narnia!!!" - Heather, Narnia: Once Upon a Dream - my friend's story

"I seriously doubt it." - Rapunzel, Tangled

"I KNOW!!! I know." - Rapunzel, Tangled

"If we don't live what we believe, we'll start to believe what we live." - Heather, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story

"Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog." - Flynn/Eugene, Tangled

"We are kids." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie)

"A boy in the street made a beastly joke about Queen Susan, so I knocked him down. He ran howling into a house and his big brother came out. So I knocked the big brother down. Then they all followed me until we ran into three old men with spears who are called the Watch. So I fought the Watch and they knocked me down." -Prince Corin, Narnia: The Horse and His Boy (book)

"I was trained by the finest Telmarines archers." "Well if that's all they've got, we might stand a chance after all." - Prince Caspian and Susan Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian - Deleted Scenes: Training the Archers (movie)

"But that's a girls coat!" - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"It's a girls coat anyway." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: Arms of Love - my story

"He must know what he's doing." - Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie)

"No fear, no retreat!" - Reepicheep, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie)

"Puddleglum's my name. But it doesn't matter if you forget it. I can always tell you again." - Puddleglum, Narnia: The Silver Chair (book)

“I’m scared! I’m going to grab a centaur!” “Edmund! You don’t grab a centaur when you’re scared. It would probably greatly offend them.” - Edmund Pevensie and Heather, Narnia: Arms of Love - my story.

"Oh Ed, I didn't know you could dance!" "Don't listen to her. I thought is was spectacular! We could be the dancing brothers. Come on, I’ll show you! ...And then, maybe not.” - Susan and Peter Pevensie, Narnia: In His Arms - my story

"The bolt of Tash falls from above!" "Does it ever get caught on a hook halfway?" - Prince Rabadash and Prince Corin, Narnia: The Horse and His Boy (book)

"Aslan believed you could...and so do I." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"Aslan, I'm not who you think I am." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"Now is the time to be strong. Never give in!" - King Caspian X, Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie)

"If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy hat!" - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)

"Do you see him now?" - Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie)

"I am a grown-up." - Trumpkin, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie)

"Supposing I started behaving like Lucy. I might threaten to stay here whether the rest of you went on or not. I jolly well think I shall." - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book)

"Oh, buck up, Susan. Give me your hand. Why, a baby could get down here. And do stop grousing." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book)

"Go away. You're dead." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie)

"The term is over; the holidays have begun. The dream is ended; this is morning." - Aslan, Narnia: The Last Battle (book)

“That's the worst of girls. They never can carry a map in their heads." "That's because our heads have something inside them." - Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book)

"If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the stone table will crack, and even death itself would turn backwards." - Aslan, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

"Now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has ever read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before." -C.S. Lewis, Narnia: The Last Battle (book)

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, Narnian Princess, Ashleigh M, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do too, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Because He lives I can face tomorrow and life is worth the living just because He lives.

I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

I am a Christian and proud of it, if you have a problem with us please call 1-800-I-Don't-Care.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13.

People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight.

People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.


Will I read your story? Yes, however, nothing above T, unless it is rated low M because of something such as torture and even then I am extremely selective about it. Nothing sexual, although I can deal with violence if it plays an actual role in the story, and isn't just for the sake of writing a bunch of violence. Example: A Peter & Edmund brotherfic, where one of them is tortured and the other takes care of him. I can understand and deal with that, although most of those can be rated T. If you still need explanations for why I don't like to read that stuff after reading my profile, PM me and I will be happy to tell you...

If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Queen of Fantasy ,Narnia Queen, Narnian Princess, AshleighM, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Narnia)

If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy)

If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only the first two)

Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!)

Copy/paste the above list to your profile if you’re addicted to fantasy movies! (Mostly Narnia and Lord of the Rings, but I just started liking Lord of the Rings, so there is no telling what is next.)

The Narnia pledge:
I promise to remember Peter
whenever I see the the phrase 'high king'
I promise to remember Susan
when I see an arrow fitted in a bow-string
I promise not to eat Turkish Delight
because of Edmund and the White Witch
I promise to think of Lucy
when worlds I suddenly switch
I promise to remember Aslan
should I see a lion at the zoo
I promise to remember Tumnus
when I'm sitting down to afternoon tea
I promise to stick up for Eustace
when a reader hasn't yet finished reading about his adventure at sea
I promise to remember Jill
whenever a bully makes me cry.
I promise to knock on the back of every wardrobe I see
and, when they don't take me anywhere, to sigh.
I promise to think of Caspian
when I don't get along with my family
and to recall Pattertwig when I see a squirrel assembly
I promise to think of Polly
when I want to try a ring on
I promise to think of Digory
whenever I hand my mum an apple, or somebody says, “Well done, son”
I promise to think of Aravis
whenever I see a movie with a girl in disguise.
I promise to think of Cor and Corin
whenever I see two brothers fighting like such total guys
I promise to think of Glimfeather
when I look at photographs of owls
I promise to remember Maugrim
whenever the wind howls
Yes, I promise to remember Narnia, where-ever I may go!

(I actually saw the words high king and I immediately though (and later told my mom who laughed) High King, I thought that always meant High King Peter. Not exactly word for word, but close. And that was the first time I had seen the words 'high king' outside of Narnia.

May The Lion Be With You and His Blessings Upon You,
Ashleigh


Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. (America By Heart--Sarah Palin)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(3 books a year? Is that some kind of joke? Perhaps a typo; and they really mean "3 books a WEEK"?) (3 per week not including book length fanfiction is my average)

if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile.

Quotes
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz

Get your facts right first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss

BOYS, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?!

Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (At least an hour a day. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday (I don't really believe that, but I thought this was cute.)

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher. (my mom, I'm home-schooled.) (This isn't to say that I don't mess up when I'm writing too fast, too late at night, but otherwise I do.)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I listen to most anything, as long as it is pleasing to GOD.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. (LOL i'm done this IT"S SOO MUCH FUN!!)

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

Stupid Stuff found on profiles

I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!

When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.

If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity.

I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do too, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Because He lives I can face tomorrow and life is worth the living just because He lives.

I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

I am a Christian and proud of it, if you have a problem with us please call 1-800-I-Don't-Care.


If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen,Narnian Princess,AshleighM

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Narnia)

If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy)

If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only the first two)

Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!)

The Narnia pledge:
I promise to remember Peter
whenever I see the the phrase 'high king'
I promise to remember Susan
when I see an arrow fitted in a bow-string
I promise not to eat Turkish Delight
because of Edmund and the White Witch
I promise to think of Lucy
when worlds I suddenly switch
I promise to remember Aslan
should I see a lion at the zoo
I promise to remember Tumnus
when I'm sitting down to afternoon tea
I promise to stick up for Eustace
when a reader hasn't yet finished reading about his adventure at sea
I promise to remember Jill
whenever a bully makes me cry.
I promise to knock on the back of every wardrobe I see
and, when they don't take me anywhere, to sigh.
I promise to think of Caspian
when I don't get along with my family
and to recall Pattertwig when I see a squirrel assembly
I promise to think of Polly
when I want to try a ring on
I promise to think of Digory
whenever I hand my mum an apple, or somebody says, “Well done, son”
I promise to think of Aravis
whenever I see a movie with a girl in disguise.
I promise to think of Cor and Corin
whenever I see two brothers fighting like such total guys
I promise to think of Glimfeather
when I look at photographs of owls
I promise to remember Maugrim
whenever the wind howls
Yes, I promise to remember Narnia, where-ever I may go!

(I actually saw the words high king and I immediately though (and later told my mom who laughed) High King, I thought that always meant High King Peter. Not exactly word for word, but close. And that was the first time I had seen the words 'high king' outside of Narnia.

May The Lion Be With You and His Blessings Upon You,
Ashleigh


If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. (America By Heart--Sarah Palin)

Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile.

"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss

BOYS, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?!

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.)

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I listen to most anything, as long as it is pleasing to GOD.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I found this on JoLLy rAnChEr 18's profile and I thought it was freakin awesome and so true! :)

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always." Re-post if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness. Re-post if you will not cry because it is over, but smile because it happened. Re-post if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them. Re-post if you owe JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood. Re-post if HP has changed you Re-post for Tonks, Remus, Ted Tonks, Fred, George's ear, Colin Creevy, the Horcrux in Harry. For Quirrel, for Mad-Eye, for Lockhart, for the Half-Blood Prince, for Lily Evans, for James Potter. For the Cowardly Wormtail, for Lumos Maxima. For Neville's pure Bad Assery. For Nagini's head. For the lost diadem. For the sword of Godric Gryffindor. For losing a mother that night in Godric's Hollow. For "Happy Christmas, Harry...Happy Christmas, Ron." For Crookshanks. For Masters Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. For "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." For "Mischief Managed." For Hedwig. For McGonagall and "I've always wanted to use that spell." For Molly Weasley and "Not my daughter, you bitch." For Percy's redemption. For George's being the living twin in a now living Hell. For Errol's failure. For Pig's hyperactivity. For Viktor Krum. For infiltrating the Ministry. For Misuse of Muggle Artifacts. For Expecto Patronum and chocolate. For werewolves. For anamagi. For pumpkin juice. For Seamus' tendency to blow things up. For "Sunshine, daisies, butter mallow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow." For Lily Luna, James Sirius, and Albus Severus. For Wizard's Chess. For Hugo and Rose. For Scorpius. For Slytherin's reputation. For Ravenclaw's education. For Gryffindor's bravery. For Hufflepuff's loyalty. For Cedric Diggory. For all of the wars we've fought. For all of the things we're not. For marching on. For horcruxes. For "All was well." For Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. For Arianna Dumbledore. For Flitwick. For the Deathly Hallows. For the Golden Trio. For the Chosen One. For the Brightest Witch of Her Age. For Weasley is Our King. For S.P.E.W. For Dobby. For Kreacher. For Gimmauld Place. For "I open at the close." For "That tiny ball of light." For "Tales of Beedle the Bard." For Petunia, losing a sister. For Dudley, unknowing of magic. For Romione. For he will live as long as those remain are loyal to him. For you. For me.

It's so true! The magic of Harry Potter will never end!

BULLYING SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND OR CLASSMATE WHO'S BEING BULLIED FOR ANY REASON, STAND WITH THEM! BULLIES ARE COWARDS AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH A GROUP, THEY'LL RUN FASTER THAN ICE CREAM ON A HOT DAY!If you believe this paste it in your profile.

Severus being romantically involved with any former students whether it be Harry, Hermione, or Ginny stories because it's gross and inappropriate.

Animagus stories where the characters spend the whole story trying to turn into Animagus - BORING!

Creature stories - same reaction!

Authors who apologize because their characters are OC or OOC. It's your damn story so write it the way you envisioned it!

Fanfiction stories with incorrect paragraphs, misspelled words, and bad punctuation. Please get a Beta, dictionary, or spellcheck if spelling is not your strong point.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN AUTHOR

-You really like writing.

-You really like reading

-You like listening to books on tape

-You were so excited when you found this website and you want to post as much stuff as possible on it

-You often get random story ideas and have to write them down as quickly as possible

-You start automatically correcting people on their grammar

-You start automatically correcting stuff people write in your head when you read it

-You enjoy weaving together words like a cloth so that it sounds like you're a genius when you talk or write and you use extremely fancy words

-You've got millions of different books memorized

-You've wanted your own laptop forever so that you can just write all day

-You've wanted a laptop so much for the above reasons that you would be willing to get one as both your birthday and Christmas present(s)

If you fit into any of those personality-wise, you are an author.

Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an author.

Add one more thing to the list when you post this on your profile page.

P.M. me if you did the following two things. I'm curious to see what you added. Not that I'm a stalker or anything like that. :)

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME "FROZEN" FAN

-You absolutely LOVE the movie "Frozen"

-When you first saw it, it was love at first sight and you just HAD to buy it when the movie came out and obsessed over it until it finally did

-Before the movie was even on DVD, you had all the songs pretty much memorized

-You keep saying well-known "Frozen" phrases in reply to stuff that other people say

-You just wouldn't be able to live without it

-You keep thinking about "Frozen"

-You've always got all of the songs stuck in your head

-You love singing "Frozen" songs. Especially in the shower

-You wonder what would happen next

-You hate Hans

-You imagine yourself with ice powers and how wonderful it would be if that were actually true

-Your heart always stops when you see "Frozen" merchandise in the store and wish you were still young enough or rich enough to get it

-You are just simply obsessed with "Frozen"

Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are and extreme "Frozen" fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added

(I got the idea for that from o-ctonaut and wanted to make one of my own. Hehehe)

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME "TANGLED" FAN

-You absolutely LOVE the movie "Tangled"

-When you watch it, you think, Why is Disney such a genius company?

-You've finally realized that there is such thing as a good love song

-Whenever you get hurt, you wish that you had Rapunzel there to heal you

-Whenever people call Eugene Flynn, you go crazy

-Whenever you see the Rapunzel wedding Barbie, you go crazy because her HAIR WAS CUT by that point

-You laugh like a madman whenever Eugene talks, 'cause he's just plain funny

-You've finally found a reason for frying pans

-You keep wishing that your mother didn't watch it, because whenever you don't want to do something that she wants you to do, she'll just say, "Mother knows best"

-You wonder what happens after "Tangled"

-You wouldn't be able to live without it

-You've found new hidden meaning in the story of Rapunzel

-You are very glad that the story of Rapunzel finally makes sense

-You are just plain obsessed with "Tangled"

Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an extreme "Tangled" fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME FROZEN/TANGLED CROSSOVER FAN

-You are an extreme "Frozen" fan

-You are an extreme "Tangled" fan

-You love reading other people's Frozen/Tangled crossover stories

-You wonder if there is a connection between them

-You wonder what the said connection might be

-You write a story based on some sort of Frozen/Tangled connection

-You go on the internet looking for Frozen/Tangled connection theories

-You have read my work of art, Ice Meets Fire

Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an extreme Frozen/Tangled fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added. Unless you don't want to. You don't have to. It's not my choice. ;)

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

You love Frozen Movie if:

-You can't get the songs out of your head

-You keep pretending that you have snowy powers

-You keep shipping Hans and Elsa and Kristoff and Anna

-You keep saying to yourself "the cold never bothered me anyway"

-You can't stop fandubbing all the scenes

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

I was walking out of a gas station when I saw this little girl who looked like she was about seven. She was scratched up and crying, and her clothes where tattered and her body covered in dirt and scratches. I walked closer to her and noticed she was sobbing. Totally heart broken, and her face was clean where the tears fell. I noticed everyone was just walking past her, not giving her a second glance. I immediately thought of that old Bible story, the good Samaritan, and felt myself get a little angry. I walked up to the little girl, and knelt down next to her.
"Why are you crying?" I asked her gently. She calmed down ever so slightly as she noticed I was standing there.
"Why do people think things are permanent?" she asked me, her voice sweet, but there was so much hurt and sorrow in it, I barely noticed. I almost fell on my bottom, the question surprised me, but her voice even more so. I took in her features, or what I saw beneath the dirt. She had pearly white skin, rosy red cheeks and lips, crystal blue eyes, and long, choppy, raven black hair. But her face showed sadness and sorrow, just like her voice.
"I-I don't know. Because if they believe things are permanent, maybe everything will last." my answer was more like a question, but she didn't seem to notice. She shook her head sadly, her eyes closed tightly.
"Nothing last forever. Nothing is
permanent. My mommy left me and my daddy in a fire that burned our house down, destroying almost everything we had. We were driving to grandpa's house, when our car broke down, a couple miles back. We've been walking for hours, and daddy is trying to get drinks inside." She took a deep breath, and I could feel my heart shatter as she told me her story. She looked me dead in the eye, her crystal blue eyes had a lonely light in them, and we stared at each other.
"Daddy is broken now. So am I. Mommy is with God, but she left us alone. Nothing is permanent. Nothing." she started to cry again, and my heart practically stopped. I picked her up, surprising her so much that she stopped crying and stared at me in shock, and I marched back into the station.
"Where is your daddy?" I asked her, and she pointed to a man with the same hair and eyes as the little girl. He too was dirty, his clothes tattered, and had scratches.. He was trying to pay for some water and snacks, but he didn't have enough money. I marched over, shooed him aside, and payed for everything. As I gave them to him, he stared at me in shock, noticing his little girl in my arms, no longer crying, but staring at her dad.
He started to say something, but I put the girl down and raised a hand to stop him.
"No need to thank me" I said smiling slightly. "You can do that
after I drive you to your dad's house." The little girl looked up at me with awe, a hopeful light gleaming in her eyes, and it warmed me to the bone.
As I drove back home that night, I thought about what the little girl told me. After a while, I decided that she was absolutely right. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is Permanent.

True story. Now, I hope that all of you who think that life if perfect, all of you who think that it'll stay that wayforever, get that it won't be like that for ever. And that you won't just sit back, not worrying one bit about the next day, because you have everything right now. News flash, everything and anything could change your life at the worst times, and not always for the good. You could lose everything.
If this story made you think about life, or anything in general, really isn't 'permanent', or that you totally agree with me, copy this onto your profile, and send this same message that I just sent you. Remember, NOTHING IS PERMANENT... Nothing except God.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Luccian (Canada), Maleficent-darkgoodwitch2416 (USA), Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom (USA).

GGirls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry that I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (I copied this because girls like that piss me off to no end, they take advantage of the good guys because they think the "bad boy" thing is attractive...get a grip! Nice guys, I promise we're not all like those stupid girls.)

My favorite WICKED QUOTE

Elphaba's opening rant

Elphaba: "What? What are you all staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh. I know what's going on here. *sighs* All right, we might as well get this over with...No, I'm notseasick, yes, I've always been green, and no, I did not eat grass as a CHILD!!! There! Does that answer all of your questions?! Oh, and this is my little sister, Nessarose, who as you can see, is a PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR!!!!"

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

irl: Do I ever cross your mind?

One of my favorite quotes ever:

"Stories, we all spend our lives telling them, about this about that, about people. But some, some stories are so good we'd wish they'd never end. They're so gripping that we'll go without sleep just to see a little bit more. Some stories bring us laughter and sometimes they bring us tears. But isn't that what a great story does, makes your feel? Stories that are so powerful. They really are with us forever" -Dustin Hoffman

I’ve loved reading fan fiction every since I discovered what fan fiction was. Lately, I decided to try my own story. Please keep in mind however, that I’ve never written a romance, much less a fanfiction story in my life. Please let me know if there’s any mistakes in my story, grammar or otherwise. I already feel uncomfortable writing about someone else’s creation, so, please give constructive criticism. Flames will be used to heat my fireplace. I’ve rated this T, or PG-13, just to be on the safe side.

Once Upon A Broken Heart Trilogy is about an ordinary college student who wishes for The Fellowship of the Ring to visit her, reluctantly accepts that fantasy worlds could be real, chooses to live in Middle Earth and helps Frodo complete his quest.

Taking Chances, Book One: When an ordinary college student makes a wish for The Fellowships of the Ring to visit her, Joy gets more than she bargained for and her world is never the same again.

More Than Just An Ordinary Life, Book Two: In the sequel to Taking Chances, Joy arrives in and adjusts to Middle Earth while joining Frodo on his quest to destroy the One Ring.

The Gravity of Love, Book Three: In the sequel to Taking Chances and More Than Just An Ordinary Life, Joy must rely on her memory in order to guide Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom.

Important Announcement About Delay On Chapter Six For Taking Chances Story!

To all readers of the Once Upon A Broken Heart Trilogy, fanfiction.net doesn't allow me to post song lyrics, and Freedom of has to approve each chapter before letting the public see it, so I'm posting the past, previous and future chapters of this story on Live Journal as well as fanfiction.net. Basically the version of Once Upon A Broken Heart on livejournal is the extended version of this theatrical version, so c'mon and read it, you know you want to. This is the link to the other site:

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I'm working on other stories, An Unusual Disney Resident, and Creating a Family, right now. Please feel free to read them.

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