hey y'all! as u can probaly guess, i live in the us, the south to b exact. i LOVE one tree hill. so...yeah. enjoy my profile!
i got this from Smile Please10:
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. =D
There's a ME in AWESOME.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying,
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, or into the occasional lamp post.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...
There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
You know you live in the 21st century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (LOL that was funny...)
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (What's the point?)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. (hehehe)
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (hey im lazy)
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (if 'my boss is my mum, definitely)
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. (So true :D)
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. ( : )
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Girls are like apples in a tree.
All the sweet, nice ones are at the top.
But, boys don't want to reach for the good ones
because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think
"Is there something wrong with me?"
But, in reality, they're all amazing.
They just have to wait
for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough,
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
This is weird, but interesting!
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Paste this to your profile if you can read this!