OK, update time! I joined up summertime 2010. That's when I got on the internet for the first time. I'm a 54 year old American. Wrote stories to amuse myself, growing up. I am 1/32nd Panther Clan Cherokee "Indian", Panther Clan is also called the Blue Holly Clan. Our color is Blue, and our favored wood is ash. My favorite color has always been blue, no my wand is not Ash. :( I will read anything GWTW, HP, Earth's Children, and I keep an open mind. I do not mind slash, but it must be well-written. No Hagrid/Dobby please.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Be kind to everyone and everything. You never know who or what might be an Angel, testing you.
Well I culled off all the most juvenile stuff off my profile. No woman 54 needs to have all that. If you want to know something about me, PM me and ask.
Stupid Stuff found on profiles
I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.
TRUE LOVE:
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
Suddenly she gets suspicious as she noticing him squeezing the brakes and nothing is happening. Realizing the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal, she brings a bit of intelligence to the situation and yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF YOU JERK! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!! Without waiting for him, she reaches around and moves the key to the off position and the engine sputters off.
When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.
If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING INTO A BUILDING. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. There are many many stories of true heroism where brains are used. Find one of those. Do not pay homage to stupidity.
I have a challenge to issue, let's see who picks it up. Write one of the books mentioned in the Harry Potter universe. A school book or a book cited from Flourish and Blott's. Or a book cited from one of the excellent fanfictions here. Make a story and load it, that is the contents of a book I would find in the wizarding world.
Revision 2/18/2019