Hello everybody! My name is Emma Bazooka.

I am

7832 divided by sin360 years old

Have two ridiculously overprotective parents

One annoying little sister who I manage to hate and love at the same time

And a bird.

My best friends always manage to move a year or two after I've met them

And I have an inhuman craze for french fries - the unhealthier, the better

So.

Any questions?

Oh yeah, and some really great authors/stories:

angiedotdotla One of my good friends, who happens to be a total Harry Potter Geek (See? You don't need to self advertise...)

CoolWater123 Another amazing friend, who loves Percy Jackson as much as I do and has some really creative fics :)

Stitch415 His story, Back To School, is awesome. I've just adopted it, but only have two personal chapters written directly from me. Everything else is purely Stitch's. Check it out some time, it's really good.

Bleedout Sky A fictional piece, (not a fanfiction) that a friend wrote that I believe isn't getting enough attention that she deserves. It's about a post-apocalyptic world were it rains 100 days a year, everything in it is extremely old fashioned, and a special cult is secretly aspiring to bring down the so-called "witches" in their community, only to later develop into something more sinister. If you loved the Hunger Games, you'll definitely love this.

Overall Favorite Things

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

-Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Robert Frost

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'

Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?'

Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'

Favorite/Funny Quotes:

Castle: You have to learn how to rise above those backstabbing girls. Be smarter.
Alexis: Thanks Dad (hugs him)
*Still hugging*
Castle: (afterthought) Did you kick her ass?
Alex: (nodding) Kinda did
Castle: Good girl
-Castle

Dean: What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day and write poems about how I'm going to die? You know, I got one. Let's see. What rhymes with 'Shut up, Sam'?
-Supernatural

Herod Sayle: Physalia Physalis, the Portuguese Man-of-War. It reminds me of myself.
Alex Rider: You mean 99 water, no brain, no guts and no anus?
Herod Sayle: (Laughing) I think I'm going to like you.
-Alex Rider: Stormbreaker

Castle: Ying needs Yang. Not another Ying. Ying Yang is harmony Ying Ying is…(frowns). A name for a panda.
-Castle

Dean: There's Sam-girls and Dean-girls...what...what's a slash fan?
-Supernatural

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.
-Serenity

Nurse #2: I'll get a doctor.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, you'd better hurry. You've got about twenty seconds before I go into cardiac arrest.
(machines start to sound)
Dr. Gregory House: Huh, I was wrong.
-House

Beckett: Be careful, okay?
Castle: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Beckett: Screw this up, and I'll kill you.
Castle: That's more like it.
-Castle

Henricksen: I shot the Sheriff.
Dean: (stares at the dead cop for a while)But you didn't shoot the deputy.
-Supernatural

Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old.
Castle: Could be me.
Captain Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother
Castle: Still me.
Captain Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: (offended) Just for that, I’m basing my next book on Esposito.
-Castle

Castle: …That’s when you, Esposito, and Annie Oakley come bursting through the door.
Captain Montgomery: Annie Oakley?
(Esposito looks at Ryan)
Ryan: (uncomfortable) I kinda almost shot Castle.
(Montgomery disbelief)
Ryan: (indignant) What? He had a gun.
-Castle