Age: Hmm... between 01 - 100 ^^
Favorite Color: Rainbow
Eyes: Black and covered with glasses
Hair: Deep Black and Cho-ish
Likes: Kitten, Reading, anime, Chocolate
Einsten 10 sentences that famous
10. I Know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
9. Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; And I'm not sure about the universe.
8. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
7. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
6. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
5. I am convinced that he ( God ) does not play dice.
4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
3. Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
2. Intellectuals solve problems; genuises prevent them.
1. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen, sir...when I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I'm sick, I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold, I'm BLACK,
When I die, I'll be BLACK.
"But you, sir, when you're born, you're PINK,
When you growup, you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun, you turn RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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FOR THE GIRLZ
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together
Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing too
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, there was an article about a motorcycle that crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Quotes from Boyfriend by Molly Raesly:
"I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?" - Margot Dalton
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~Linda Sunshine
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth-unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." - Jerome K. Jerome
"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." - George Carlin
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath." - Arnold H. Glasow
"It's all fun and games, until someone looses an eye...then it's fun and games you can't see anymore." - James Hetfield
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." ~Albert Einstein
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." - Roseanne Barr
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
"When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!' " — Steven Wright
"Indecision may or may not be my problem." - Jimmy Buffet
Quotes from Fiancee by Molly Raesly:
"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." ~Pam Brown
"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." -Anonymous
"The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. Bon appétit. " — Julia Child
"A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful." ~Judith Martin
"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house."
- Jean Kerr
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." - Barbara Alpert
Quotes from Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake
"Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair." - William Cowper, 1731-1800.
"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of good conscience, good health, occupation and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson, 1743- 1826.
"Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place." - Henry Ward Beecher, 1813- 1887.
"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." - Benjamin Franklin, 1706- 1790.
"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not." - George Bernard Shaw, 1856 - 1950.
"The whole value of solitude depends upon one's self; it may be a sanctuary or a prison, a haven of repose or a place of punishment, a heaven or hell, as we ourselves make it.
"Change means movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of a nonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasive friction of conflict." - Saul Alinsky, 1909 - 1972.
"The death of a child is the single most traumatic event in medicine. To lose a child is to lose a piece of yourself." - Grebin.
"When you argue with reality, you lose - but only 100% of the time." - Byron Katie, 1942 -?
"All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called 'Facts'. They are the brute beasts of intellectual domain." - Thomas Hobbes, 1588 - 1679.
"The idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else; it is a mainspring of human activity - designed largely to avoid the fatality of death, to overcome it by denying in some way that it is the final destiny of man." - Ernest Becker, 1924 - 1974.
"I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present." - Joan Rivers, 1933 -?
"We have to believe that even the briefest of human connections can heal. Otherwise, life is unbearable." - Agate Nesaule.
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain, 1835 - 1910.
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" - Alice In Wonderland.
"Everything in the universe has a purpose. Indeed, the invisible intelligence that flows through everything in a purposeful fashion is also flowing through you." - Wayne Dyer, 1940 - ?
"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does." - The Duchess, Alice In Wonderland.
"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." - Mother Teresa, 1910-1997
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him." - Buddha, 563 BC - 483 BC.
"Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it and idea of which it was not before possessed." - Joseph Addison, 1672-1719.
"Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again." - Dag Hammarskjold, 1905-1961.
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire, 1694-1778.
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Theodore Geisel, 1904-1991
"Forgiveness is the economy of the heart... forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits." - Hannah More, 1745 - 1833
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman, 1915-1982
"The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection." - Henry Ward Beecher, 1813 - 1887
"Die when I may, I want it said of me by those who knew me best, that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow." - Abraham Lincoln, 1809 - 1865
"A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease." - John Muir, 1838 - 1914.
"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy." - George Jean Nathan, 1882 - 1958.
"Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away." - Charles Caleb Colton, 1780-1832
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk, 1962-
"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake." - Rene Descartes, 1596 - 1650.
"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco, 1932-?
"An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done." - Jane Austen, 1775-1817
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisly the things that are worst for them." - Albus Dumbledore
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth - and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up - that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." - Elisabeth Kubler- Ross, 1926-2004
"I still find a day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." - John Burroughs, 1837 - 1921
Quotes from Outlawed by blackrockchocolate :
"Our greatest GLORY consists not in never failing, but in RISING every time we fall." Van Gogh – Famous Artist
"If you wish to FORGET anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be REMEMBERED." Edgar Allan Poe - Famous Poet
"One fire BURNS out another's burning; One pain is lessen'd by another's ANGUISH." Shakespeare - Romeo and Juliet, 1, 2
"The best way to one's WORD is not to GIVE it." Napoleon Bonaparte - French military and political leader of France and Emperor of French as Napoleon I
"For the FEMALE of the species is more DEADLY than the male." Kipling - The Female of the Species
"What would life be if we had no COURAGE to ATTEMPT anything?" Van Gogh
"This is the punishment of a LIAR: He is not believed even when he speaks the TRUTH." Babylonian Talmud - Sanhedrin
"I have great faith in FOOLS - self CONFIDENCE my friends call it." Edgar Allan Poe
"THINGS do not change—we CHANGE." Thoreau - Walden
"He who has a thousand FRIENDS has not a friend to spare. He who has one ENEMY shall meet him everywhere." Emerson - Conduct of Life
"But if I'm CONTENT with a little, ENOUGH is as good as a feast." Isaac Bickerstaffe - Love in a Village
"Do I CONTRADICT myself? Very WELL then I contradict myself." Walt Whitman - Song of Myself
"She's BEAUTIFUL and therefore to be woo'd: She's a WOMAN, therefore to be won." Shakespeare - Henry, VI, I, V, 3
"I can RESIST everything except TEMPTATION." Oscar Wilde - Lady Windermere's Fan
Quotes from The Fallacies of Altruism by Nell Aoife :
The miserable hath no other medicine but only hope. – William Shakespeare
Thou art to me a delicious torment. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our frailty is the cause, not we: for such as we are made of, such we be. – William Shakespeare
Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself, is the end. - Walter Pater
If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain.
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain. – Emily Dickinson
He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you. – Friedrich Nietzsche
To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life. – Walter Pater
The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. – Blaise Pascal.
It is far more difficult to murder a phantom than a reality. – Virginia Woolf.
Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valéry
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. – Richard Bach
Hitch your wagon to a star. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey. – Marcel Proust
Surely youth and genius hand in hand are the most beautiful sight in the world. – Henry James
What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. – Tennessee Williams
Every wall is a door. – Ralph Waldo Emerson.
No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence. – T.S. Eliot
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. – Mark Twain
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. – Robert Frost
One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. – Oscar Wilde
He does not weep who does not see. – Victor Hugo
The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even the past. – William Faulkner
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
In dreams begins responsibility. – William Butler Yeats
A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes. – Mark Twain
“If ‘guns don’t kill people; people do.’ Do toasters not toast toast; toast toasts toast?”
“If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?”
“Practice makes perfect. But if nobody’s perfect, why practice?”
“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?”
“If a robot does “the robot,” is it still “the robot” or just dancing?
“If you’re cooler than me, does that mean I’m hotter than you?”
“If you lose your left arm, your right arm will be left.”
“If it’s 0 degrees outside today, and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?”
“If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup a smoothie?”