I'm ticktock22. I discovered fanfiction from from various websites and was forced to get an account by my friend, almostgone71. I actually thank almostegone71 for it. I love the Hunger Games series and the Underland Chronicles. I love basically anything written by Suzanne Collins. I also have a love of the X-men Movies. As of late, I finished reading the presently published book of the series A Song of Ice and Fire a.k.a. A Game of Thrones. I hope you like and review all of my fanfic!
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be
Smart-nerdy-animal-loving-smiling-crazy-adrenaline-rush-seeking-sensitive-candy-loving-psycho-killer-with-a-chainsaw-and-a-hook! That is one really big word.
I'm Team Gale ALL THE WAY! I know. I've read MJ. But that doesn't mean I can't still be Team Gale. That's why I love fanfic! Also, I just want to clear up that I do not hate Peeta. He's a pretty cool guy.
ALERT: I'm a rambler!
Index:
THG stuff: Secions 1 and 7
X-Men stuff: Sections 2 and 7
AGOT stuff: Sections 3 and 7
Games: Sections 7 and 8
Stuff about equality: Sections 4 and 5
Random crap: Section 6
Section 1
Favorite THG characters (It's kind of annoying how a lot of these people are dead):
Prim
Gale
Finnick
Cinna
Rue
Boggs
Buttercup :)
I absolutely love District 3 because most people there are nerds, and really smart. Though they're not some of my all-time favorites, I really like Wiress and Beetee because of the way they communicate with each other. It's cool how Beetee is able to understand Wiress and the odd things she says, as you can see from my name.
Section 2
Favorite X-Men characters:
Mystique
Beast
Wolverine
Charles
Erik
Pyro
I love Raven/Mystique&Hank/Beast. They're both blue! And together, they create Haven! I also love Cherik. It's just so hard to resist!
Section 3
Favorite Song of Ice and Fire characters:
Arya Stark
Jon Snow
Brienne of Tarth
Daenerys Targaryen
Ser Barristan Selmy (Barristan the Bold)
And yes. I know how to spell "sir". If you are confused by the spelling, read the books!
Section 4
I support gay rights, especially since my sister is a lesbian. It hurts me SO much to have her say that fellow classmates have been bullying her because she is attracted to girls. If you support gay rights, please repost this.
I am the teen kicked out of her house, because I confided to my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working in the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights
I am the man kicked out of church, because I am gay
I am the man who is told I can't raise a child, because my partner is also a man
I am the old woman who is not allowed to see my wife, on my dying bed
I am the boy who is left to die on the streets, because I told my father I wanted to be a cheerleader instead of a football player
I am the the man who is in a car accident, but the paramedics won't help because I was once a woman
I am the girl who is written out of her father's will, because I have a girlfriend
I am the boy who is an outcast at school, just because I find both girls and boys attractive
Section 5
Like many, I hate stereotypes. For those who do too, repost this on your profile and bold the ones that are you. For example, I bolded "I'm blonde so I must be a ditz," which I am, but I am not a ditz.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a Negro, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay.
I'm Southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrosist.
I have striaght A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into theater and art, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gay people, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy
I'm Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude.
I'm straight edge, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm black, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed descent, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm black, so I MUST believe Jesus waz a brotha
I'm Morman, so I MUST be perfect
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil
I'm Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm bisexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a crossdresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a bug sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murdurer!
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I must be a homophobe.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I chat, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like reading, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I love yaoi, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a person, so I MUST be labeled
I don't curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm gothic, so I MUST be mean.
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems
I have asthma, so I MUST be a loser
I am an adrenaline junkie, so I MUST be suicidal
Section 6
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Section 7
Yay!!!!! It's a game! (yes I've changed the characters)
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1. Arya Stark
2. Hank McCoy
3. Gale Hawthorne
4. Tyrion Lannister
5. Raven Darkholme
6. Katniss Everdeen
7. Jon Snow
8. Charles Xavier
9. Rue
10. Sansa Stark
1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
They sit there eyeing each other suspiciously. Tyrion is debating whether to poison them or not, but Gale would recognize the poisonous mushrooms and Charles can read minds...
2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
This is a hard one... Arya's house. Or castle should I say... Winterfell rave!
3. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Interesting. Well Sansa would just walk away reall awkwardly...
4. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Lol! Gale and Katniss! Fits! Charles could make Katniss love him, but inside he accepts it and make sout with Erik.
5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Tyrion wouldn't jump me. He'd just have Bronn do it. But I think Jon would save me. He's awesomely tough.
6. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Arya doesn't cook. It was only a rouse so she could finish he rprayer list and kill Ser Meryn who loves delicacies of the Reach.
7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Dang... This is hard. Gale drops Katniss and falls for Charles. They bond over their ex-affection for Katniss.
8. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Pft! Like Jon would kidnap anyone! He's too cool! But he obviously wants lessons from Raven on how to master skinchanging in order to release Hank, who left Jon for Raven a little while back.
9. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Yeah! He's Gale! He could beat all of them. Well maybe excepy Arya...
10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Charles is surprised because he's telepathic. He should have realized the wedding was going to take place. He wishes all of the best for Jon and Hank, especially now that Jon is a deserter, and if caught, will be executed.
11. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
She's a fraid of his undeniable charm and sexiness.
12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Rue was a bit busy lighting fires for a distraction for the Careers. She rushes in late, but quietly and quickly enough no one notices.
13. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
We have the best night ever!!!!!
14. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Rue would not do this, but if she did, Hank would take total revenge. Especially if Rue murdered Raven. He would tell the Careers Rue's location. Marvel would so the rest.
15. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
They both save themselves. Arya and Katniss their bow&arrow and sword skills to get out of danger, steal horses, and hunt in the Wolfswood. Bad ass.
16. Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?
Oh please. Gale just hunts for some. Mmmm... venison.
17. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Rue brings flowers to Raven's bedside and helps heal her as best she can.
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
They travel through Westeros helping the weak with their awesomeness, and constantly running from the law. Raven occasionally gives Jon some skinchanging lessons and talks with Hank about being a mutant. Jon and Hank live happily ever after... until the Others come... not good.
Section 8
Another Game! Whopeeeee!!!!!
The Soundtrack To My Life
Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!
Opening credits: Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolf & Li Wayne My life is going to be interesting. And fun!
Waking Up: Haegt, Kemur Ljósio - Ólafur Arnalds I guess it works since I always pictured the sunrising when I listened to this
First day of school: I'm So Sick - Flyleaf Not a good first day. I don't remember being such an angry child...
Falling in love: I'm Not the One - 3OH!3 Sweet and tragic.
Fighting: Parle a ma main - Fatal Bazooka Either my fights are really upbeat or hilarious.
Breaking up: Stupid Girls - P!nk He must've left me for another woman
Driving: Candyman - Christina Aguilera Fun drive
Flashback: Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha What a flashback!
Mental Breakdown: Roll Away Your Stone - Mumford & Sons This kinda fits since it's about finding your soul.
Getting back together: Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce If you think about for a while it can fit.
Prom Night: Technologic - Daft Punk It can work. It has a good beat for dancing.
Wedding: Across the Sky - Emili Autumn Well it does mentioning keeping someone you love safe. At least that's how I interpreted it.
Birth of a child: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These) - Eurythmics Only the title matches.
Final battle: Supermassive Black Hole - Muse Oh yeah. This is it. Works SO well.
Death scene: Déjà Vu - 3OH!3 WTF?! I didn't know death could be so upbeat.
Funeral: Holiday (Faded Ending) - Green Day I must have a rockin' funeral or people are just happy I'm dead. I'll go with the first one.
End credits: The Power of Love - Huey Lewis & The News Nice ending credits. It fits.
Don't forget to read my stories!!!!!!!!!
(Come on. They're just right down there. Easily placed for you to click on).