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Ash-Bookworm113 PM
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Joined Sep '10

A little about me:

Hair: changes colour too many times to write down

Eyes: dark brown, someone actually called them black once! :) - and asked if i was the devil.

Likes: chocolate, reading fiction books and fanfiction,the color purple and writing stories

Hates/dislikes: spiders, tomatoes, boring books and also reading the start of the story than waiting months 4 the rest! (unless there's a good reason)

i have epilepsy, and have been dealing with it for as long as i can remember. i also have slight autism and have trouble with reading body language...i am getting better at sarcasm though. lol. i work part-time, stress way too much over everything and love making sculptures :)

SORRY TO ALL MY READERS!!!!! I AM A TERRIBLE AUTHOR! I FEEL TERRIBLE AND SAD ON THE INSIDE! I DON'T INTEND TO ABANDON MY FICS AND WHEN I DO UPDATE (AFTER A STUPID AMOUNT OF TIME I'M SURE) I WILL REWRITE AND WRITE ,LOTS OF CHAPTERS TO APPEASE YOU ALL! :)

i am totally an Avengers fan...and a Percy Jackson fan, Naruto, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Riddick, Captain America,The Flash, Young Justice... THEY'RE AWESOME!

You know you're obsessed with the Avengers when:

1. You play darts and all you can think is "Man, Clint would nail this game!"

2. You play Trivial Pursuit and you want Bruce on your team. Then you remember he's fictional.

3. Someone's being cocky and know-it-all-ish and you think "Oh my god, it's a Tony clone."

4. You watch Brave and immediately think Merida looks like Clint and Natasha's kid.

5. You will never be able to watch Lord Of The Rings again without thinking of Hawkeye. "Better clench up, Legolas."

6. You wish your science teacher was Bruce. (He would be SO much better then my last one)

7. You get WAY too excited whenever someone describes someone else as low-key.

8. Someone says there's a black widow in your backyard and you say: "It's all right, I won't let her interrogate me."

9. You're suddenly way more patriotic, in honor of Steve.

10. The 4th of July is now the date of TWO holidays; Independence Day and Steve's birthday.

11. You finish a drink and you have an urge to throw your cup on the floor and yell "ANOTHER!"

12. The Northern Lights suddenly get you WAY too excited.

13. You want a Stark Phone for Christmas, complete with JARVIS. (When I get really rich, I am so going to pay people to create JARVIS.)

14. You wear green and gold everywhere and laugh scornfully when people ask why. "Puny mortals, how dare you question my motives? I am a Minion of Loki!!"

15. Instead of saying, "That guy smacked you around like a ragdoll," you say "Wow, that guy really gave you the Loki treatment."

16. You really want archery lessons. And explosive arrows. And an excuse to use them.

17. You want to be a SHIELD agent.

18. You are convinced that the reason the Avengers aren't real is that you're in an alternate, more boring dimension.

19. You think the air vents are a viable mode of transportation.

20. You think the Hulk is awesome and Bruce needs a hug.

21. You're nodding and smiling as you read these.

22. You're going to put this on your own profile because of how (unfortunately) true this is.

23. You begin debating the similarities between Odin and Nick Fury.

24. You begin quoting it all the time, and the quotes actually fit your situation.

25. You smile slightly every time you step on an ant.

26. You and your friends have assigned yourselves Avengers characters and regularly get together to play out the movie.

27. You want an Iron Man suit for your birthday.

28. You have a sudden interest in World War II.

29. Everytime you see a jet streak across the sky, you at first think 'Iron Man!!!!' before groaning in dissapointment.

30. Whenever you can't find something important, you curse Loki.

31. Whenever lightning cuts your power, you curse Thor, then apologize because you don't want Jane to run you over.

32. You have your own toy Captain America shield, Iron Man mask, Thor hammer, and Hulk fists.

33. Your birthday party was Avengers themed.

34. You actually know what S.H.I.E.L.D stands for.

35. You know that J.A.R.V.I.S is an acronym for Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.


I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and a lot of other things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist,Bearhug946, MyEdward797,PureTwilightFan14, isabellacarsonroxmysox,bella527624,99serrot,Siriusly luvs Harry Potter, , HollytheKitty, MeadowRose, alj97, Regna66, madscientistavenger, Kyrza E. Green, Ashbookworm113


Come to the dark side we have cookies and LOKI!!

I am actually a SLYTHERIN from the sorting hat test :)

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in another test I was also a slytherin!!! two out of 2 :)

my scores were:

Slytherin - 12
Ravenclaw - 11
Hufflepuff - 11
Gryffindor - 9

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This is Bunny.

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(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

awww... so romantic... i wish a guy would say that to me...

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

If you cried though out Blood Promise when Rose thinks back to the old Dimitri, copy and past this to your profile.

If you want to cuss Spirit Bound out cause of the ending cope and past this to your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes from thinking about Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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