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Mythos Effect » by Omniscent1
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect, M, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 32, words: 287k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 6/21 published: 6/5/2013, Saren A., Shepard, OC
3k+ With Sprinkles » by dogbertcarroll
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 62, words: 178k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 6/11 published: 4/13/2017, Xander H.
117 Connections » by dogbertcarroll
Jimmy ended up on the streets of Brockton Bay, a city filled with parahuman gangs, after the death of his parents, but it beat ending up in the system as far as he was concerned. Now all he had to do was keep himself clothed, fed, and pass his GED when he turned 18. Piece of cake, right?Book X-overs & Worm, M, English, chapters: 7, words: 18k+, favs: 883, follows: 919, updated: 5/11 published: 1/20/2020
580 Warranty Void if Soul is Broken » by dogbertcarroll
If someone offers you a contract that grants you everything you've ever wanted... read the fine print before signing. Self Induldgent story aka SI.Cartoon X-overs & Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 64k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/9 published: 12/2/2021, OC
781One More Trigger » by ack1308
Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?Worm, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 38, words: 216k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/9 published: 2/1/2014
2k+ The Adventures of Augment Gothic (A Star Trek SI) » by Joe Lawyer
A present-day Star Trek fan is forcibly thrust into that dimension and made anew as an Augment, a genetically engineered superman, on the whim of a mischievous god. Armed with knowledge of this dimension's past and future, he's determined to live well, have fun with alien women, and make it look easy. Elements of DS9/TNG/Voy/Ent. Originally co-written with GothicJedi666.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Next Generation, M, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 59, words: 1019k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 5/4 published: 2/25/2020, [OC, Kira N., Jadzia D., Ro L.]
869 Are You Afraid of the Dark? » by ack1308
Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.Worm & John Wick, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 13, words: 110k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 3/21 published: 2/26/2016
1k+Alea Iacta Est » by ack1308
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...Worm, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, chapters: 24, words: 176k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 3/18 published: 7/11/2015
1k+ Colors and Capes » by dogbertcarroll
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 41k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/7 published: 5/20/2010, Xander H.
237 Latch Key Kids » by dogbertcarroll
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/3 published: 3/11/2014, Beast Boy
666 I Still Say it Looks like a Nail » by dogbertcarroll
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 12, words: 30k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/1 published: 5/20/2010, Xander H.
792 On the back of the turtle » by dogbertcarroll
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 26k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/28 published: 4/10/2014
1k+ Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My » by Vimesenthusiast
Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/GabrielRanma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 409k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 1/31 published: 5/17/2014, Ranma, Rias G., Gabriel
339 Reality Intrudes » by ack1308
What if Worm was just a Matrix simulation, and an operative came calling ... ?Matrix & Worm, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 18, words: 71k+, favs: 830, follows: 970, updated: 1/10 published: 11/18/2017, OC, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
3k+Spells in Silence » by Silently Watches
Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraftHarry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 48, words: 289k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 1/10 published: 2/27/2020, Harry P., Sally-Anne P.
517 SAGE EFFECT » by The Guarding Dark
Dying at the tender age of nineteen sucked. Being reborn In a doomed future. With a Pair of Rinnegan eyes, and an apocalypse bearing down on me. Sucked even more. And being born on Mindoir certainly didn't help matters. (Rated M for extreme blood and gore as of chapter ten, read at your own risk. Possible OCXFemshep.)Naruto & Mass Effect, M, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 22, words: 93k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/22/2024 published: 9/8/2014, Shepard, OC
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Back At Ya » by Fairywm
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 38k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/27/2024 published: 6/27/2015, [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek
494 Foxy Lady » by dogbertcarroll
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 16, words: 45k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/4/2024 published: 12/6/2018
4k+The Thief of Hogwarts » by bluminous8
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 22, words: 124k+, favs: 13k+, follows: 12k+, updated: 6/16/2024 published: 7/7/2009, Harry P.
5k+ Seals are Easy, People are Hard » by slythefoxx2
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide? (Up for Adoption... if your pen is nice)Naruto, M, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 137k+, favs: 18k+, follows: 19k+, updated: 6/11/2024 published: 8/29/2018, Naruto U., Hiruzen S.