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kay so i FINALLY decided to update my lame profile again xD

hmmmm...lets start with the basics! you can call me Gopher ;) wait wait wait before tht! HELLO PEOPLE OF FANFICTION!

now that we finished that...im 14 (FINALLY MY BDAY TODAY!!!! yup thts right! june12th!) and a Chicago suburb girl! :D

my BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLL in life is SUNAYNA4SHO! (hey there diku! i know your reading this! yes i do! and i also know now your smiling cuz i just read ur mind! hahahahha here come the smile! :) luv ya!)

ummmm...i love my biggggg pooh bear thats in my room! its ginormous! and very very adorkable! maybe i should update my avatar to a pic of it...

I LOVE ALL MY STORY READERS! AND REVIEWERS! AND ALERTERS! AND FAVORITERS! you guys make my life! seriously! haha i know what your thinking...lame life! yup VERY lame life! :)

i like vanilla flavored cold coffee with french vanilla icecream in it! YUMMMMMM!!! *SLURP* :D it makes me go "yummy in my tummy!"

I hate cucumbers! yucky! they taste weird nd nasty! blah!

I was born in JUNE! 1997! i hate that most people in my grade are older than me! they make me feel like a lil kid (hahhaha it doesnt help when sunayna ALWAYS calls me kid either)

did you know...that there is a random duck in the world watching you right now!?!?!?!??! yup! its true! right there! see that ducky??? yup thats right...that ducky! thats ur personal stalker ducky! wave high! :D

IM INDIAN! wellll i was born in india and moved to america when i was 6 months old...so i guess im more american! ehhhh same thing! NO i dont have an accent! hahhahaahh *shakes head*

I speak english, gujarati, hindi, and spanish! wellll i dont reallyyyyy know spanish just learning! and i dont speak hindi unless i have too but i understand it! :D

i feel like im talking to myself on here xD hahahah wow im lame :P

PM ME! i loveeeeee talking to you people! :) yes, yes i do! you guys are AH-MAZING! ;)


gopher! :)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile

My best friend is insane (yes, im lookin at u, sunayna4sho!!), if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If vampires are real, post it.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to pot it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she won't give it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not sexy.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that b instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't put out just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to actually sleep in the same bed.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.

To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

And if you can, add another line!

You know you live in the year 2000+ when..

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

1 word quiz
Not as easy as you may think.

1. Where is your cell phone?

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?

3. Your hair?

4. Your mother?

5. Your father?

6. Your favorite thing?

7. Your dream last night?
good :)

8. Your favorite drink?

9.Your dream car?

10. The room you're in?

11. Your ex?

12. Your fear?

14. Where were you last night?

15. What you're not right now?

16. Muffins?

17. One of your wish list items?
chocolate :D

18. Where you grew up?

19. The last thing you did?

20. What are you wearing?

21.Whats on TV?

22.Your pet or pets?

23. Your computer?


24.Your Life?

25.Your Mood?

26. Missing someone?

28. Your car?

29. Your work?

30. Like someone?
yeah :P

31. Your favorite color?

32. When is the last time you laughed?

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, and smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did


What color is your toothbrush?
Pink and White!

Name one person who made you smile today:
Sunayna! like always XD

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
sleeping...very late waker!

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
eating! even though i didnt want too!! mom made me :P

Have you ever been to a strip club?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
mint chocolate chip! yummy!

What was the last thing you had to drink?
mango milkshake!

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
ummmm a scarf!

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
butter popcorn for life! i ONNLY lk buttered popcorn nything else w/ butter is nasty! butter is gross!

Do you take vitamins daily?
nope but i used to

Do you go to church every Sunday?
Im hindu :/

Do you have a tan?
im indian-explains everything XD

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
nope i pour it in a glass

What did your last text message say?
"Urgh lunchtime! gtg byebyee!! :)"

What are you doing tomorrow?
its saturday tomorow!! so...staying home and reading :)

Look to your left, what do you see?
my fan

What color is your watch?
its a silver and blue tinkerbell watch!

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

What is your birthstone?
pearl...june bby!

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
ummmm it depends

What is your favorite number?
i dont have one...i dont wanna be mean to all the other #s out there :'(

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
my sister...i think?

Any plans for today?
Nope! *pops the P* maybe go to the park?

How many states have you lived in?

Biggest annoyance right now?
Im not annoyed right now! yayayya!!

Last song listened to?
moment 4 life-nikki minaj is coming on right now

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No! i wish!! ask sunayna4sho...that crazy person can actually do it!

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No...im not rich!

Are you jealous of anyone?
i try not to be

Is anyone jealous of you?
I hope not!

Do you love anyone?
friends nd family

Do any of your friends have children?

What do you usually do during the day?
school, homework, computer, sleep :/ wowwww my lifs soo boring!

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
of course not!

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No its nost "hi or hey munchkin" :D

What color is your car?
no car...yet!

Do you like cats?
Yes! soo cute!

Are you thinking about someone right now?
im always thinking bout someone...i just dont know who

How did you get your worst scar?
ummmm my leg got trapped and tangled in a swing :/ ouchie!


1) Favorite object in my room?

My computer! i love it :)

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

bluerazzberry!! omg its soooo sour and then it make my mouth tickle! soooo fun! :D

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Yup! i always think that they might find some rare disease in me!

4) Favorite song?

Your my cuppycake! such an adorable song! awwwwww!!

5) What do you think of hot dogs?

never had one...vegetarian :/

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

milk! chocolately milk!

7) Can you do pushups?

Yeah! ummm around 40 if i try really hard

8) Can you do chin ups?

i can do like 10 :/ idk if thats good or bad though...hahha

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

ummmmmm not sure!

10) Do you like blue cheese?

Yuck! i hate all kinds of cheese!

11) Ever been in a car crash?

Nope...thank god! *knocks on wood*

12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

i cant gain weight :( im stuck being really skinny! and no its not fun! *sigh*

13) Middle name?

very embarrassing! *blushes* too embarrassing to put out here for everyone to see!

14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1. i hate cucumbers so much

2. Where did i put my phone?

3. LIfes so boring!

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

didnt buy anything yesterday :( *tear tear*

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

juice and coke...thts about it :D NOOOOOO WAIT! MILK!!!!!!!!!! I LUV MILK!

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

PB&J sandwiches, chips, and rice!

18) Current worry?

I forgot where i put my phone :P hahaha happens all the time

19) Current hate?

nothing! :D

20) Do you spend Christmas with your extended worry?

:/ no? i have no clue wht this Q is asking me...hahahah

21) How do you bring in the new year?

fireworks at navy pier with friends and family!

22) Where would you like to be right now?

sleeping in my bed!

23) Do you own slippers?


24) What shirt are you wearing?

library summer volunteer shirt!

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

never tried it! but sure!

26) Can you whistle?

nope! so sad! :(

27) Which hand do you write with?


28) Favorite girls name?

o.0 never really thought about it...but my health baby dolls name was "Aimee Elysia Dragomir!!"

29) Favorite boys name?

not sure! gotta think of this!

30) Whats in your pocket?

my phone...omg i found my phone! its in my pocket! thank you random quiz!

31) Last person to make you laugh?

sunayna! :D like always

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

ive had a lot xD ahhahah

33) Do you love where you live?

Yup! i love it sooo much! i would never ever move!

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

One...im not rich like some people! *cough*sunayna*cough*

35) Who is your loudest friend?

all of them are really loud! they all make my life :D love yas!

36) How many dogs do you have?

none :( my moms scared of doggies! but they are sooo cute!

37) What is your favorite candy?

candy!?!!?!? where?!!?!? yummmmm all!

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

paris? asia? australia? london? pretty much anywhere :)

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

trying to fall asleep but couldnt so i was probably playing w/ my phone or somethin

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

i wish i could go back to sleep! :D

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

moment 4 life-nikki minaj is playing on the radio right now

42) What was the last thing that you ate?

im eating an orange while typing this!

43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

americas got talent?

44) Are you a nerd?

not sure!!!! ask sunayna :D

45) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

idk...i hope a lot! :D *waves* hello all my stalkers out there! love all of you!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

kk will do! ummmm "...had all this, and you left the rest of the districts defenseless..." -mockingjay!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My faded blue backpack! sky blue with brown stripes from Jansports xD i have no clue why im describing my backpack in such detail though ahahhaha

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

americas got talent?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:00 pm?? maybe?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:43 pm!!!!!!!! hey not THAT far off xD

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

police sirens right now!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

walking to dee park!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

email and aim :D

9. What are you wearing?

old jens which i cut into shorts nd a library volunteer shirt!

10. Did you dream last night?

idk :/

11. When did you last laugh?

a few minutes ago :)

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

pics of my sis and i, a few pics a drew a while ago, and thts about it...ohh and white light tube thingy xD OH and a clock!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

lifes very weird...i see weird things everyday :D

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i love it!

15. What is the last film you saw?

dont remmeber but im going to see Harry potter deathly hallows part 2 on sunday!! sooo excited! 2 more days!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

hmmmm...i like bold pens! like 1.7 mm! :D they make me smile!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

ill gie the poor orphan kids homes :'(

19. George Bush:

barack obama! :D


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (SOMETIMES!)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing. (no thank u! personally the less ppl notice me the better!)


If your u ask ur BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL *GUESS WHAT IM DOING* and they answer *eating chocolate AGAIN!?!?!?!??!* copy and paste this to ur profile! (i would be the one answering to the question which would be asked by my BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL sunayna xD)

Random Vampire Academy Quiz.

Who introduced you to the books?

Sunayna forced me to check it out of the school library...but i read like the 1st page and thought it was boring so i never picked it up again until i had to do a book summary and had no other book :/ so i forced my self to read the 1st chaoter...and what do u kno!?!? i feel in love w/ it and ended up reading the whole book and forgetting to do the summary :)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed the from the library...my parents dont believe in buying books. but id go crazy if the next book was checked out by someone else .


Who is your favorite character?

dimitri rose adrian lissa christian eddie mia...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cant pick :) love em all

Who's your favorite Moroi?


What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

just one?!?!?! i certainly cant do that! all the rose/adrian quotes are HILARIOUS! and some dimtiri/rose ones as well :) OH and christian/rose going at it hahhahaha

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?

their first meeting :)

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?

when rose saves lissa in LS :D

What was your favorite adventure/battle

rose/dimitri in shadowkiss during the field experience when dimtri attacks rose pretending to be "strigoi"...does that make any sense O.o

Which book cover was your favorite?

the old shadow kiss one...the one w/ both dimitri and lissa

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

ummmmm...YEAH! :D

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

OMG some of these apply to me! :D

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

OMG AND I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN!! ok so when i open the dvd thing on my laptop there was a pretty bulb! so i touched it! then on the BACK of the laptop it said...do not touch bulb .

# Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
# It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
# Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
# Nothing is as easy as it looks.
# Everything takes longer than you think.
# If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
# Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
# Every solution breeds new problems.

# You will always find something in the last place you look.
# If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
# After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere,
# Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
# If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
# When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly. (OH MY GOSH! statement of my life xD)
# Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
# A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
# Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

# Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
# The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

# Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
# Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

When you rearrange the letters:

Bold the ones that fit you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (seeeee all u ppl out there! i am NOT anorexic! :P stop being such meanies!)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (used to now contacts)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible..
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

General About Me Stuff

Name: Gopher! (haha nope not my real name thou :P)

Age: 14

Sex: Female

Ethnicity: indian

Where do you live now: chicago!

Alone, with parents, or roomates: parents...

Do you work: nope!!!...well school

If so where: -

Do you have any kids: nope

Single or Taken: single

If Taken by whom: -

Whats your favorite quote: “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”

Favorite Color: faded green!!!!

Any Hobbies: ummmmm...swimming!!!


Any Brothers:nope

Sisters: One

Whats your brothers or sisters names: hahahah shell kill me if i tell u :)

Do you get along with you parents: ehhh when shes not yelling at me then yes :)

Which one do you like more: mom...i guess

Do you get along with your sibilings: most of the times

Which one do you get along with the most: i only have one

Where does your family live: right here w/ me *annoyed*


Who is your best friend: SUNAYNA!!!

Who is your enemy: ummmm...no one?

Which one is most likely to stab you in the back: O.O thts very violent...

Which one makes you laugh the most: sunayna :)

Which one do you trust the most: all of em :)

Which one is the quietest: there all pretty loud :P...well except jenny

which one is the loudest: if i had to choose...sunayna! see a pattern people???

which one have you been friends with for the longest: ummmmm i dont really know :( all my friends before ended up ditching me sooooooo i made all my new ones in 7th grade

which one would you go on a roadtrip with: lets go on a road trip to the pacific ocean!!!!!!!!!!! sunyana says shell buy me a beluga whale!!

which one, no matter how many times you fight, is still your friend: i dont usually fight w/ friends that much

who is the most fun to dance with: garba?!!?!?!?!? dunno ill tell u in November ;)

who is the shyest: hmmmmm...jenny? gosh everyones so loud!

who is the most vulnerable: big word there...*shrug*

who is most likely to succeed: *cracks up* all of em...for sure!

how many friends do you have: ummmm do i count or something??


Drink (non-alcholic): coke! or a frappe!

Drink (alcholic): -.

Radio Station: b96

Thing to do on the weekend: absolutely nothing!

TV Show: GLEE!!!!

Restaurant: not sure

Food: anything sugary!

Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip

Book: Vampire Academy

Animal: PANDA!

Personal Appearance

Eye Color: dark brown

Hair Color: black

Long Hair or Short Hair: medium?? just below shoulders

Tall Or Short: 5'4" so normal?

This or That

ipod or zune: IPod

pepsi or coke:both!1

chocolate or vanilla: french vanilla or chocolate!!!!! BOTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

laptop or desktop: laptop! desktops annoy me!

hot or cold: hot weather and cold ice :)

summer or winter: SUMMER! me bday ;)

spring or fall: fall xD

Level 1
() Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex


Level 2
() Are / Been In Love
() dumped someone
() Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight


Level 3
() Had A Crush On An Older Person
() Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die


Level 4
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking


Level 6
() Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been in a Mosh Pit


Level 7
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
() Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel


Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone mudding (offroading)
(X) Played Dress Up


Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
() Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 13

Level 19
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 15

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 17

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 19

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 21

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
() Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
() Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 23

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 28

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 33

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 36

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
() Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 39

Level 19
() Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 42

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A Bridge
() Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins..

SO FAR: 43

Level 22

(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 46

Level 23

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
()Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 49

Level 24

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 53

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
() Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail

SO FAR: 54

Level 26
() Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 56

Level 27
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
() Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 59

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
() Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
() Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 62

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 65

Level 31
() Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR : 68

Level 32
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas


new stride spark...flavor you can feel..."oomph" you can taste!!! *wipes tear from face* hahahhahahahahahahhaha too funny of a commercial!!!

KAY THEN BYEBYE!!! check out both of my stories down there??? :D *waves frantically* awwwwww i dont want you to go :( *tear tear* i had fun talking to u!!!!! PM me! :D

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