Sorry. Can't bother to do a better one. My idiot cousins deleted the original and I don't want to go through the whole creating process again. So for now, here is all the stuff that I copy pasted from other profiles.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound
! I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!",I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black,and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy , I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl,
I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister;
That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy,
On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor,
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy,
I always have, I know;
you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this to your profile
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy this into your profile.
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist, if your even more terrified of the dentist now copy and paste this to your profile
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
If people are scared of you copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever had the urge to hit someone over the head with a baseball bat, copy and past this onto your profile
If you like snow copy and paste this to your profile
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own darn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95% of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5% who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Can't stand me? Then sit down
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you LOVE chocolate copy this into your profile
If you are ADHD copy and... ohhhhh shiny!!
If you are a pyromaniac copy and... FIRE!!
If you hate being judged by people who don't know you copy and paste this...
If you HATE NejixSakura copy this into your profile
If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!)
If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (they never shut up!)
If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile
If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell... "I WANT JOHN QUINN!"
If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (Yes. And I have!)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile
~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.
If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this into your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62, silversorbet
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62, silversorbet
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Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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FRIEND: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND: Would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
FRIEND: Will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIEND: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away
FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me
FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIEND: Asks me for her number
FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they're after me in the first place
FRIEND: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIEND: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIEND: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIEND: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIEND: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIEND: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIEND: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIEND: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIEND: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIEND: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIEND: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIEND: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIEND: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIEND: Will help you move.
BEST FRIEND: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIEND: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIEND: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIEND: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIEND: Has you on speed dial.
FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIEND: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
BEST FRIEND: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.
FRIEND: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 () You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 () You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart
Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D
My Guy Side:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 14
My Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes, but only wear two or three
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 14
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
Night World Oath
When I see a girl with Cancer,
I will remember Poppy North.
When I see James Dean,
I will think of James Rasmussen.
When I look up at the stars,
I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.
When I see a lazy cat,
I will remeber Ash Redfern.
When I see sibiling rivalry,
I will see Blaise and Thea Harmen.
When I see an animal,
I will think of Eric Ross.
When I see snow,
I will remember Gillain Harmen.
When I think of Heaven,
I will remember Gary(Angel).
When I see something burn black,
I will think of David Blackburn
When I see an orphan,
I will think of Rashel Jordan.
When I see and cold hearted man,
I will remember John Quinn.
When I Get deja vu,
I will think of Hannah Snow.
When I see sadness in someones eyes,
I will remember Thierry Descouedres.
When I see fire,
I will see Jezbel Redfern.
When I see someone being cocky,
I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.
When I someone who's determined,
I will remember Maggie Neeley.
When I see royalty,
I will think of Delos Redfern.
When I see a black cat,
I will see Raksha Keller.
When I see a golden Leopard,
I will see Galen Drache.
I was just taking things from other people's profiles but this one was creeping me out.
There were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker: I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--mine or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
I WANT A GUY...
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,
hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
Someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Who would let me sleep on his chest.
A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.
I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
Someone who would let me gossip to him
and just smile and agree with everything I said.
He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then
KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He would take me to the park and
put his hands around my waist and
give me big bearhugs all the time.
He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.
And we'd make out in the pouring rain.
He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,
and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.
I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years
and COUNT STARS with me.
Who would stay home with me on a Friday night
just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.
Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,
who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART
-Jg Rox's story I want
Find the Guy
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
PROUD MEMBER OF THE NERD HERD!(from the house of night series)
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Bad pick-up Line Come-backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
A Real Boyfriend
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass because she thinks she's stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Josey by:Hey Monday Nice start. Don't know what it's supposed to mean though.
Waking Up: Knocking on Heaven's Door by:U2 and Bob Dylan Well I woke up so that means I'm awake and not dead so ha!
First Day At School: When You're Gone by:The Cranberries Yes. My freedom IS gone.
Falling In Love: S Club Party by:S Club 7 Really? I wanted something more romantic like Taylor Swift or something.
Fight Song: So Small by:Carrie Underwood Wow. What kind of a fight song is this? Expected though. Not that many fight-like songs in my iTunes library.
Breaking Up: Untouched by:The Veronicas I'm untouched by our breaking up? Yeah...that makes sense.
Prom night: Haven't Met You Yet by:Michael Bublé Aw...does that mean I don't have a date? Or I'm just not with the right guy?
Life: My Love by:Westlife Um...my love is my life? Aw...that sounds romantic.
Mental Breakdown: I'll Never Get Over You by:Selena Gomez I understand. Screw the guy who does this.
Driving: He Mele No Lilo by:Lilo & Stitch Doing hula while driving...not a good sign for me.
Flashback: Pokemon 3-Johto Theme Movie Version by:Unknown The memories...
Getting back together: Caramelldansen (Original) by:Caramell-supergott 2001 Um...what? We'll be dancing this together? Nice to know my boyfriend is as weird as me.
Wedding: Don't Say You Love Me by:The Corrs What? Title may be a little weird but the lyrics are really nice. Romantic. Perfect for a wedding song.
Birth of Child: Boom Boom Bang by:Ke$ha … that's all I have to say...
Final Battle: You're Beautiful by:James Blunt Um...you're beautiful? (Will that actually help in a battle?)
Final Credits: Mom It's Your Birthday! by:Phineas and Ferb Does that mean I'll die on my mom's birthday? Noooo!!!!
How does the world see you: Kokomo by:The Beach Boys I'm tan, hot and on a beach. Nothing wrong with that. (at least that's how I see it)
Will I have a happy life: No More Cry by:The Corrs I think that's an affirmed yes.
What do my friends think of me?: Umbrella by:Taylor Swift I will always be there. Really you guys? You think of me like that? Aw...
What do my friends really think of me?: You're Having My Baby by:Glee Cast Ew...disturbing guys...
Do people secretly lust after me?: Follow Your Heart by:Disney That's not not lust. That's love. Close enough for you?
How can I make myself happy?: Why by:M2M I wonder why and that will make me happy? WTF...
What should I do with my life?: Physical by: Glee Cast Um...I get physical?
What is some good advice for me?: Ice Ice Baby by:Glee Cast Okay...I'll remember that.
How will I be remembered?: Bottom of My Broken Heart by:Britney Spears Aw...
What is my signature dancing song?: Que Sera Sera by:Doris Day Okay? I don't know how to dance to that though...
What do I think my current theme song is?: See You Again by:Miley Cyrus First, a Miley song? My fault for putting her damn songs in my iPod. But really?
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: Whip It by:Devo Huh? Okay...
What song will play at my funeral?: I'll Be There For You by:Backstreet Boys Always...even after I'm dead, I'll be there.
What type of men/women do you like?: Blah Blah Blah by:Ke$ha Talkative?
What is my day going to be like?: Don't Wanna Lose You Now by: Backstreet Boys worried and depressed. Wow. Can't wait.
What will tomorrow bring?: Taking Chances by: Glee Cast I will take chances. Or at least I'll try.
What is your motto?: I Kissed a Girl (Parody Remix) by:Venetian Princess ...WTF!?!?!?
What do you think about very often?: Take Me On The Floor by:The Veronicas ...WTF!?!?!? Contrary to the last two songs, I am NOT a slut.
What is 2+2?: I Just Can't Live a Lie by: Carrie Underwood I just can't live a lie...2+2 isn't actually 4, it's 5.
What do you think of your best friend?: Papa Don't Preach by:Madonna True! If you can read this FRIEND then you know what I'm talking about...
What do you think about the person you like?: Under The Sea by:Disney The only way I'll ever be with you is if we lived under the sea? I think that's what the song meant.
What is your life story?: Umbrella by:Rihanna ft. Jay-Z I will always be there for you...but who will be there for ME?
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Just A Dream by:Carrie Underwood What I would give to be a figment of someone's subconscious: Nothing. I don't want to be. Maybe my own dream...where I am awesome...hmmm...
What do you think when you see the person you like?: Because the Night Belongs to Lovers by:Jon Bon Jovi Because the night belongs to lovers...what? We'll have happily ever after?
What do your parents think of you?: A Whole New World by: Peabo Bryson & Celine Dion I am a whole new world they've never experienced and there is no place they'd rather be...really?
What's your hobby/interest?: Voulez Vous by:ABBA Okay...do me a favor and don't look up the lyrics
What's your biggest secret?: Breakaway by:Kelly Clarkson Darn...my secret's out…I have wings!
What do you think of your friends?: Maybe This Time by:Glee Cast Maybe this time...what? This is so...
What is the worst thing that could happen?: Now Or Never by:High School Musical The last chance to get it right and you get it wrong?
How will you die?: The Only Exception by:Paramore I will be the only exception...I'm the only one who didn't live?
What is the one thing you will regret?: You Gotta Get Over Me by:M2M I will regret telling him to get over me?
What makes you laugh?: You're The One That I Want by:John Travolta & Olivia Newton You are the one that I want to make me laugh?
What makes you cry?: All Or Nothing by:High School Musical Yes, having to choose between things I can't choose between makes me cry.
Will you ever get married?: Popular by:The Veronicas I'll get married to someone popular?
What scares you the most?: Goodbye to Love by:The Carpenters Yes, I can't say goodbye to love. Or at least romantic books and manga.
Does anyone like you?: We're Breaking Free by:High School Musical Um...is that a yes?
If you could go back in time, what would you do?: I Will Survive by:Gloria Gaynor Yes I will! Through all the ice ages, meteor showers and wars!
What hurts right now?: Painted Black by:Vanessa Carlton Anything painted black hurts?
How old are you?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics is interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[ ] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (school counts)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[ ] You use the internet every day
[x] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times
[ ] You make your bed in the morning
[x] You realized people of the opposite sex might just make better friends.
TOTAL: 18
Check out this Awesome Quiz!
~Pick the month you were born on~
January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed
~Pick day you were born on~
1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman
~Pick the color of shirt you're wearing~
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco
Black ~ Because the voices told me to
Pink ~ Because I wanted to
Red ~ Because I'm bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ Because I'm on crack
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ Cuz Im gangsta my home skillett and biscutz
Gray ~ because I'm cool like that
Green ~ Because big bird told me to
Orange ~ Because I know kungfu
Maroon ~ because I'm a good girl
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun
Blue ~ Because thats how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I'm a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that?Didnt think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me
Mine: I kissed Barney the Dinosaur because I'm cool like that.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT 1'S and 2'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
So... I think that's it. Or at least for now...
K, Bye!