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Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer »
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 43, words: 140k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/26 published: 2/24/2012, Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
7Story Challenge Ideas »
Need an idea for a story? Here are some story ideas that I will not have time to ever write up. Take a look, and if you see something you like you can take it. Each idea will be a separate chapter and include part of a story you can either use, or ignore.X-overs, K, English, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 11/23/2023 published: 7/3/2012
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Stargate: Neverwinter »
SG-1 left one day through the Stargate to be lost in a shadowy accident. It was a year later that they returned, but a very different team. They had gone to a land of magic and power and returned with new strength, new allies, and magic. But will they be ready to face the challenges they brought with them from Neverwinter? AU Sequel to Stargate: Faerûn.Stargate: SG-1 & Neverwinter Nights, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 63, follows: 86, updated: 10/5/2022 published: 3/28/2013, S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c
4 The Betrayal
What is the weirdest, crackiest ship possible in the Naruto fandom? This.Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 899, favs: 11, follows: 5, 3/15/2021, [Kiba I., Tora]
31A Naruto in Time »
Naruto discovers the use of time travel when he learns the Shadow Clone technique. A different take on the "Groundhog Day"/"Chunin Exams Day" plot.Naruto, K+, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 19k+, favs: 145, follows: 175, updated: 8/22/2020 published: 7/12/2020, Naruto U.
13 Kagekage
Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]Naruto, K+, English, words: 973, favs: 89, follows: 43, 7/5/2020, Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
29 A Training Trip
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 431, follows: 169, 4/23/2019
Not Dead Yet
Rock Lee joins Ten-Ten in Darui's Division protecting the Land of Lightning from Akatsuki. But what happens when he fails to keep one of his "self rules"? ONESHOT Response to the "Not Dead Yet" writing prompt on r/NarutoFanfictionNaruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 829, favs: 7, follows: 4, 3/27/2019, Lee R., Tenten, Darui
52100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor »
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 99, follows: 105, updated: 12/30/2016 published: 3/1/2015, Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
13American Quidditch »
Harry Potter goes to an American Wizarding sports event with his two boys, and who should he bump into? None other than Draco Malfoy and Scorpius. How will these two former Hogwarts Quidditch players respond to the Americanized version of the sport?Harry Potter, K+, English, Fantasy & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 37, follows: 30, updated: 12/29/2016 published: 7/20/2013, Harry P., Draco M., James S. P., Albus S. P.
31 Fear of the Name
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 171, follows: 51, 3/28/2016, Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M.
69 Attack of the Clones! Naruto of the Jedi Order »
Naruto in the Star Wars Universe. What would happen if Naruto was the hero of the Star Wars franchise? Well, for starters, the whole thing would be a lot funnier! AU. Crack!ficNaruto & Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 27k+, favs: 240, follows: 242, updated: 10/8/2015 published: 7/1/2012, [Padmé Amidala, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Obi-Wan K.
49Kurama Uzumaki »
There's a blond haired ninja running around Konoha wearing an orange track suit, but his name isn't Naruto. It's Kurama. So, then, what is it that's sealed inside him? You guessed it...Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 17k+, favs: 149, follows: 171, updated: 8/4/2015 published: 5/19/2014, Kyuubi/Kurama
114 Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger »
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.Harry Potter, M, English, Horror & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 29k+, favs: 364, follows: 150, updated: 6/18/2015 published: 10/27/2010, Harry P., Remus L., Cho C., Fenrir G.
241 Harry Potter and the Illusions of Reality »
Harry has felt for a long time that there was something strange about the Muggle world. But when he begins receiving strange messages from the notorious mass murderer, Sirius Black, he begins to wonder if the Wizarding world is what he believed it to be. COMPLETE!Harry Potter & Matrix, T, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, chapters: 30, words: 161k+, favs: 638, follows: 554, updated: 4/23/2015 published: 9/10/2011, [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Remus L.
5 Being The One
The One, Yulaw, has failed to murder his last remaining alternate in another universe. He lands in a prison colony and declares himself top dog, ready to climb back to the top. But Raiden has a few words to say to him. [ONE-shot]Mortal Kombat & Misc. Movies, T, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 2, updated: 1/26/2015 published: 8/6/2011, Raiden
13I Didn't Actually Come Here to Free Slaves
Obi Wan Kenobi faces his former apprentice, Anakin Skywalker. Yoda foresaw something like this happening. [Oneshot]Star Wars, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 17, 6/15/2014
9 5 Kage Summit
Naruto Uzumaki, newly chosen as Sixth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, is just about to face the first test of his leadership: A Five Kage Summit. Naruto will need to face the strongest shinobi in the world, leaders of the other four great nations. But Naruto will be facing a challenge far greater than any other he has ever faced: himself. One-shot.Naruto, K, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 43, follows: 22, 3/25/2014, Naruto U.
173 Superman vs Goku: Rematch in Metropolis »
Goku is brought to the DC Universe to fight against Superman. Twice. AU. Sequel to: "Goku vs. Superman: Confrontation on New Namek"DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 14, words: 48k+, favs: 159, follows: 78, updated: 6/12/2013 published: 6/13/2011, Goku
44 Inheritance
Harry Potter wants out from the Dursleys and needs money to achieve his independence. Does Gringotts have the answers he is looking for, or just more mystery? Warning: A bit dark. One-shot.Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 83, follows: 49, updated: 4/25/2013 published: 4/3/2013, Harry P.
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