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Turkey
Drabble. After the WGA strike ends in a victory for humanity (think positive, folks), two studio execs concoct a scheme to de-mystify human creativity - but maybe some extra investigation first would have been more wise. (And maybe there are more Y's in this summary than there should be; try taking one out, and seeing if you can guess the story's fandom.)Misc. Tv Shows, K, English, Humor, words: 128, 8/15
Refuting
Drabble. One of Welton's ghosts has an issue with Keating's famous hallway speech.Dead Poets Society, K, English, words: 113, 8/13, OC
2 Personal
Drabble. A love story for our time.Greek Mythology, K, English, Romance, words: 100, favs: 1, 8/8
Telephone!
Drabble. One more telemarketer's one more than Candace can stand…Phineas and Ferb, K, English, Humor, words: 123, favs: 1, 7/28, Candace
My Nahuatl Antagonist Is a Peach! »
Find the 40 state capitals hidden in these 39 paragraphs (plus title); then, if you want to really impress your friends, find the nicknames of the 10 states left over. And have a happy Fourth. (Now with bonus material further relating the fandoms involved to their assigned states.)X-overs, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 7/26 published: 7/4/2022
2 Damfonnix
A drabble indicating yet another problem with Voldemort's Taboo.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 2, follows: 2, 6/21, OC, Yaxley
Bread upon the Waters
A simple act of kindness can cast a mighty shadow; Victoria is about to learn this in an unexpected way. (Or, my own idea about what the Jellicle Choice entails.)Cats, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, 6/13, Grizabella, Victoria
1 Baljeet's Chance
A few days before the events of "Road Trip", Baljeet decides to take advantage of Phineas's absence to win Isabella's heart with an audacious construction of his own. But we all know how the course of true love runs - especially in Danville.Phineas and Ferb, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 4/11, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford
3 But a Letter
We all know that certain aspects of the DC Universe exist only to be eye candy - but what if the DC Universe knew it, too?DC Superheroes, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 4/1
1 Rack, Shack, and Benedicite
You've heard of missing-chapter stories? Well, this is a missing-67-verses story. (Confound that Martin Luther, anyway…)Veggie Tales, K, English, Supernatural, words: 1k+, 3/21
616Sacred Host »
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.Animorphs, T, English, Drama & Spiritual, chapters: 44, words: 87k+, favs: 305, follows: 339, updated: 1/28 published: 3/29/2007, OC
Reminisce about the Days Gone By
[Critical AU; written for retro mania] Snow, lights, festive bustle, Rarity galloping frantically through the Crystal Empire's biggest shopping mall: all the standard marks of the week before Heartswarming are in evidence. For Twilight, though, still recovering from a painful personal loss, it seems that it won't be the same this year - until an unexpected magic intervenes.My Little Pony, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 7k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/21, Twilight Sparkle, Spike
Solécisme
A drabble exploring some hidden quirks of the Universal Translator.StarTrek: The Next Generation, K, English, Humor, words: 122, 12/28/2022, G. LaForge, J. Picard
78Yes to the Dress »
Because, crazy as it sounds, I really believe that the outcome of "Civil War" would have been both happier and more logical if they'd given Wanda her proper costume. AU.Avengers, K+, English, chapters: 16, words: 63k+, favs: 58, follows: 76, updated: 11/28/2022 published: 2/18/2017, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
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Beyond Angled Space
In which it is revealed where Uncle Andrew's dust came from, what the compiler of the Commoriom myth-cycle did in his dreams, and how Discord first came to Equestria. (Yes, it's actually one of those triple crossovers they don't let you label.)Chronicles of Narnia & Cthulhu Mythos, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 9/24/2022
3 Charade
In the Victorian-riddle-poem sense, that is. Written for prompt #11 of Adventures in Narnia 2022 ("Describe a character in exactly 100 words, without naming him").Chronicles of Narnia, K, English, Poetry, words: 115, 9/11/2022
1 Monkey! More Muggle Music!
A conversation about pets takes a turn for the surreal when Luna gets involved. ("There are bumblebee-sized, opera-whistling monkeys in Switzerland?" "If you know where to look.")Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 8/24/2022, Luna L.
2Villains at Waterloo
The downfalls of some of our favorite bad guys, narrated after the manner of Stonewall Jackson. (No, not that one.)X-overs, K, English, Parody, words: 377, 8/18/2022
7 Sources »
Drabble collection. Not every use for X-ray vision is naughty…Superman, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 264, favs: 21, follows: 6, updated: 8/12/2022 published: 7/2/2010, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Better than the Mighty
Written for foxcraft fan. A beautiful Afghan hound spurning his love, a wicked sea-bird plotting his downfall, a horde of saber-toothed tigers attacking Metropolis: this has not been the easiest weekend for Krypto the Super-Hound.DC Superheroes, K, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, 7/27/2022