665In Short Supply » When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 160k+, favs: 430, follows: 412, updated: 3/30 published: 1/17/2008, Zim, Red, Purple
279 Man of Dreams » Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 24, words: 105k+, favs: 271, follows: 84, updated: 3/18/2011 published: 9/24/2010, Hashirama S., Madara U.
43 The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 218, follows: 24, 2/4/2011, Madara U., Hashirama S.
19 Teeth Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 726, favs: 109, follows: 10, 1/25/2011, Kisame H., Itachi U.
8 Bad Medicine Penicillin's birth was the reason Pestilence got out of the Horseman business. And Pollution's death was the reason he got back in. Pestilence's history, from the 19th century to the aborted Armageddon, and beyond. Oneshot. Hints of PestilencePollution.
Good Omens, T, English, Tragedy & Supernatural, words: 7k+, favs: 24, follows: 1, 8/26/2010, Pestilence, Pollution
26 Still Life of an Annihilation Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 3k+, favs: 86, follows: 9, 1/31/2010, Madara U., Deidara
18 The Internet Is for Prawn In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 55, follows: 4, 8/28/2009
31 The Queen of Make Believe Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.
Pokémon, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 7k+, favs: 128, follows: 17, 12/18/2008, Nurse Joy, Mewtwo
95Thicker Than Water » When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 10, words: 30k+, favs: 86, follows: 75, updated: 2/4/2008 published: 3/14/2007, Sakon, Zetsu
27Most Prized Possession » Many secrets surround Lord Voldemort, including the fact that he and Gilderoy Lockhart were once lovers. But when a new wanna be Dark Lord kidnaps him, what will he do to get 'Roy' back without revealing his secret? [Post HBP, DH spoilers, AU. Slash.]
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 17k+, favs: 20, follows: 28, updated: 1/13/2008 published: 9/6/2007, Voldemort, Gilderoy L.
123Tears » After giving his life to help Sora, Axel is saved by a Soldier Heartless, his other half. With no other goal, Axel and Soldier search for Roxas with the help of several odd allies. But even if Axel finds Roxas, what good is it if he still can't feel?
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 33k+, favs: 110, follows: 115, updated: 1/7/2008 published: 1/10/2007, Axel, Roxas
44Two Shall Stand » [2007Movieverse] The All Spark left several accidental Transformers in Mission City. A vending machine with Decepticon leanings and a cell phone who's searching for the Autobots team up to look for a way out of the city without the humans catching up.
Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 36, follows: 47, updated: 1/4/2008 published: 7/22/2007
20 Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 795, favs: 24, follows: 3, 1/1/2008, Purple, Red
161Under the Snake's Skin » Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 172, follows: 144, updated: 12/14/2007 published: 6/21/2007, Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
272 Wonder » Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto, T, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 15k+, favs: 380, follows: 177, updated: 10/26/2007 published: 3/25/2007, Itachi U., Obito U.
35 Staple Her Down A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 62, follows: 6, 10/3/2007, Konan, Pain/Pein
68 Our Voice » After Gaara becomes Kazekage, he hopes to mend the damaged alliance between Sand and Leaf. Several Konoha ambassadors are invited to Sunagakure for the New Year, one them being Hinata. She and Gaara soon realize how much they have in common. [GaaraHinata]
Naruto, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 125, follows: 25, updated: 8/24/2007 published: 7/31/2007, Gaara, Hinata H.
55 That Old Fashioned Family Nobility DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Family, words: 10k+, favs: 136, follows: 23, 8/21/2007, Scorpius M., Draco M.
15 Last Chance For Salvation Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Spiritual, words: 2k+, favs: 36, follows: 6, 8/6/2007, Voldemort, Harry P.
26 Idiom Plot On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 54, follows: 12, 6/30/2007, Kiba I., Naruto U.