Hi! I’m Chandinee :) I'm a writer, as you've probably guessed, who loves video games and anime.
I really do enjoy writing, but I'm horrible at updating...;; So please, bare with me and my stories. I do try...but I do have a life outside fanfiction and rping...
I can also be found here: http:// letterstoworld. proboards. com/ and here: http:// eudorasmurdermystery. proboards. com/
Info:
Name: just call me Chandinee
Age: teen
Country: USA
T. V Show: The Smoking Gun Presents World's dumbest, America's Funniest Home Videos, Freddy's Nightmares, NCIS, Charmed, LawOrder SUV, CSI: crime scene investigation, CSI: New York, Supernatural
Anime (and characters): Black Butler/ Kuroshituji (Sebby and Grell), Kuroshituji II (Alois Trancy), Black Cat (Train), Soul Eater(Death-the-Kid and Soul), Kiddy Grade (Éclair), Moon Phase (Hazuki), Spice and Wolf (Holo), Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's (Yusei), Vampire Knight(Zero), Hetalia-Axis Powers (America, Spain, Greece), Durarara!! (Shizuo, Izaya, Celty, Shinra)
Anime Parings: SebastianxClaude, AloisxCiel, kidxcrona, jackxcarly, USUK, USCan, Shizaya
Movies: A Nightmare on Elm's Street (all of them...except the second one), Halloween, Halloween II, Friday the 13: killer cut, Tangled, Toy Story (all 3), How to Train Your Dragon, Bruce Almighty, Even Almighty, The Bucket List, The Princess Bride, Rise of the Gaurdians, The Lord of the Ring Triliogy, and the Hobbit.
Video Games: Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed 2, Kingdom of Amular: Reckoning
Quotes:
people are like slinkies, basically useless. Yet it’s so much fun to watch them fall down the stairs :) unknown.
There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August unknown
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. Pam Brown
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater. Pam Brown
The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble. Clara Ortega
Sister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree. Author Unknown
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time. Winston Pendelton
It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on! Author Unknown
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. Garrison Keillor
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. Lisa Alther
That best academy, a mother's knee. James Russell Lowell
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Irish Proverb
Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first. Igor in “Young Frankenstein”
“Look, Robin, you don't have to do this. I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississippi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical." Achoo in “Men in Tights”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. unknown
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. unknown
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. unknown
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? unknown
Copy and Paste Stuff:
You know you're obsessed with Zero Kiryuu when...
1. You don’t mind the idea of going grey anymore.
2. Tattoos suddenly seem far sexier.
3. You cry for Zero every time you watched the final episode of Vampire Knight Guilty.
4. Every time you go pigeon shooting you like to imagine Zero is with you, instead of your middle aged gun instructor.
5. You ask your gun instructor if he’s ever heard of the ‘Bloody Rose’ and he looks at you like you’re mental.
6. You wouldn’t mind Zero biting you.
7. You tried to convince your guy friends to get neck tattoos and ear piercings. A few got pierced ears, but no tattoos… yet.
8. You stared in disbelief at his half naked torso and wondered how a drawing was that incredibly hot.
9. When your math teacher mentions ‘Zero’ you get a little bit excited.
10. You fangirled really hard when you realised Mamoru Miyano, the voice of Zero, also played Tamaki in Ouran High School Host Club.
11. You rewatched Ouran High School Host Club after realising this.
12. When you see how angst ridden Zero is, you just want to squish him in a massive cuddle. Even if he shoots you for it.
For people that hate stereotypes:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm assuming they mean in general, so...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (No fried chicken here!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (No problem with it)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (No, not really)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (huh?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I support standing out)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (no, just a bitch)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (attempting)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (well...)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (we can't all be that person)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue (If that's true, I'm screwed)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
One day a woman caught a magic frog while jogging. The frog gave her three wishes for catching him, but with one catch: everything she wished for, her husband would also get, only he'd get 10 times more than her. First she wished to be the most beautiful woman on earth. "Are you sure? Your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you," the frog clarified. "Oh yes, I'm sure." ZAP! The woman was instantly beautiful, but she was still only the second most beautiful on earth, her husband being first. "My second wish is that I wish I was the richest person on earth," she told the frog. "You sure? Your husband will have 10 times more money than you." "Oh yes." "Okay, then." ZAP! Trillions and trillions of dollars appeared in a safe in the woman's house. However, her husband was granted with even more money. "What's your third wish?" the frog asked. "I wish for a mild heart attack.
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. TalkativeDaydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character.Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy.Seldom shows emotions.Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER (birthday: 10/13):
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
HETALIA KINK MEME (Adapted from angelofdreams93's profile.)
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1.) America
2.) Canada
3.) France
4.) England
5.) Greece
6.) Germany
7.) N. Italy
8.) Japan
9.) Russia
10.) Belarus
11.) Ukraine
12.) Spain
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Greece/Belarus. No, but I'm sure there's one out there somewhere
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
France? *nosebleed* I hope that answers your question
3.What would happen if six got one pregnant?
What would happen if Germany got America pregnant? (I smell a crack fic) I think England would be pissed ;)
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Do I recall any good fics about Russia. Plenty. All of them are horror fics.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Do I think Italy and Canada would make a good couple. Actually, I think it could work.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
England/ Japan or England/Russia? O.o England/Japan all the way
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
What would happen if Italy discovered France and Japan in a secret relationship? I think poor Italy would get a nosebleed! XD
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Summary of a Canada/Germany fic? *crap. um, hold on*
It wasn't Germany's fault. He simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.*can you tell I've been reading to many Snapped! Canada fics?*
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
An England/Belarus romantic fluff? Once again, probably. Actually, that's a good idea! *goes to write fluff*
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
An America/Greece Hurt/Comfort? *OMG! my two favorite guys from Hetalia!* How about "Distance is only in our heads."? Damn, that sounds like a romantic fic title. Oh-well. *can you tell I suck at titles?*
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
What plot would I use for a France/Ukraine fic? Yikes. A little bit to much wine and vodka.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Italy het and Russia slash? I don't know, and I don't want to know.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
a songfic about Russia? Either They're coming to take me away by Neuroticfish or Russian Roulette by Rhianna
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
a Canada/France/Germany fic?
WARNING: Yaoi, crack, and France
15.What pick-up line might eight use on five?
What pick-up line would Japan use on Greece.
"Greece-san, would you like to sleep with me?" lol. Interpret anyway you want.
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
a drabble for Belarus/Japan. Ok, let's see...
Japan was surprised to see the other nation at his home. "Hello Belarus-san. What are you doing here?" he asked. The woman smiled. "I'm here to extend a warning." She told him.
The dark haired nation was found dead two days later, stabbed to death
Yeah, not really the best, but it's all I could come up with.
17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Italy walked in on Canda and Spain having sex? Well, assuming that he noticed Canada, he would probably say something along the lines of "I thought you used Romano for this."
18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
What plot would I use if England wanted to de-flower America? America and England get trashed one night, where England tells him that. One thing leads to another, and, well, you figure the rest out.
19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Read Italy slash? Probably (if you can name me a story with Italy that's not slash, I'll give you virtual cookie.)
20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France het? does it even exist?
21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Write or draw Ukraine? Hum, good question. I don't really know. I don't think so.
22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Canada/Greece/Germany? HELL NO!
23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Belarus? I don't know, and I don't want to know.
24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a fic about Greece. Today actually.
25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
What is Germany's super-secret kink? Bondage
26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Ukraine shag Russia? No, never. She's not Belarus.
27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If France and Italy get together. France tops of course.
28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"America and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia runs off with England. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ukraine and a brief unhappy affair with Spain, then follows the wise advice of Greece and finds true love with Canada." 1. America/Russia (not one of my favorites), 2. Greece is being all cool again. (man, I love him), 3. Twinchest *epic nosebleed*
A title? How about, Misguided Adventures.
29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Italy/Japan was canon? I would be confused. Who the heck thought it would be a good idea to put them together (out side of fanfiction of course) (come after me, and I'll send Russia on you!)
20 Things to do to piss off Germany:
1. Run around in front of him pants-less.
2. Shout "PAAASSSTTTTAAAA!!!" at random intervals.
3. Ask him to borrow some of his dirty DVDs.
4. Borrow aforementioned DVDs without permission.
5. Stick a Hitler mustache on him.
6. Film videos of him and Italy, doing any sort of activity. ;D
7. Ask him if Gil's "five-metres" is really five meters.
8. Call him a sauerkraut.
9. Tell him his wurst tastes like dog crap.
10. Sing the Buono Tomato song
11. Try on his lederhosen.
12. Take pictures of him and Italy hugging
13. Address him as "Mein Fuhrer."
14. Prank call him as Italy, begging for help
15. Imply that he, in fact, has Prussia tied up in his basement.
16. Or Italy. ;)
17. Ask him how good he is in bed
18. Call him a virgin when he doesn't answer
19. Draw fanart of him as Hitler in that political cartoon of Hitler (in a wedding dress!!!) marrying Stalin (with Ivan as Stalin)
20. Send pics and videos of him to Hungary, along with the rest of the world.
You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[X]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[X]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist. (I wish. I can't draw to save my life! ):
[ ]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(4/10) Aww, I like Italy!
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious. (no)
[ ]Sausages and/or potatos are your favourite foods.
[X]You like to walk your dog(s). ( I love my dog! It's to bad she's old now, I would love to walk with her)
[X]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (even worse, MY MOTHER!)
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard. (depends.)
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (Sometimes)
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice. (ALL THE TIME! I'm like America! *shot*)
(3/10) ...Sorry Germany.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[X]You're very mature. (most of the time)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (a little bit, but I'm still young)
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people. (doesn't everybody?)
(3/10) -_-;;
Yay I'm like Italy!
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[X]You love hamburgers. (yummy )
[X]You think you're awesome. (Don't think, know)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[X]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (I'm the oldest. It's my job)
[X]You're terrified of ghosts.
[X]You know aliens exist. (Area 51!)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (I wish)
[X]You wear glasses. (for school DX)
(8/10) I feel like a good citizen! -
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[X]You like tea. (ok, I'll give him that one)
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (sarcastic, yes. Cynical, not so much)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (can't drink yet)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (see comment above)
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(3/10) and I like Iggy to.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate. (eh)
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[X]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[X]You're very proud of yourself.
[X]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet. (I live off hot dog and Mac&Cheese. And I enjoy it. What do you think)
(3/10) sorry France.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[X]You're very tall. (ok, not very, but still tall. 5'10 baby!)
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers. (ROSES FTW)
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people. (I wish)
[ ]You're very strong.
[X]You have a big nose. (Mixed)
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(3/10) hum...become one with Russia da?
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious. (Not really...)
[ ]You're very religious. (No, not really...)
[X]You love pandas. (of course)
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty. (my sister does)
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (welcome to my life)
[X]You work hard. (eh)
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets. (*nom nom nom*)
(4/10) more then Russia aru.
America wins! *glomps america!*
CHARACTERS!!!!:
A Different Kind of Beautiful:
Sarai Harper:
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Yvette Kenosha:
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Elena Kenosha:
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Paige:
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Deal with the Devil:
Amelia Auburn:
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(outfit) http:///cgi/set?id=28567060
Leiah Archer:
(Looks) http:///albums/yy128/crazy4wolvez/?action=viewt=eclaire.jpg
(Maid Outfit) http:///albums/k94/Inuyashagirl244/Whyareyousolate.jpg
(Traveling outfit) http:///cgi/set?id=28569338
(Demon Outfit) http:///cgi/set?id=28647176
Guinevere:
(looks) http:///images_quiz/2008/08/12/full_121163915.jpg
(Outfit) http:///images/C1068green_LRG.jpg
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