SmurfsTasteGoodOnToast PM My Stories 34
Merry Krampus »
When she lands a new job, Sylvie isn't expecting to end up in the actual North Pole working for the real Santa Claus. But things aren't quite what they seem, and when she finds out why she's really there, Sylvie enlists the help of Loki, also known as Krampus, to ruin some holiday cheer. Weird, fluffy Christmas AU. Fake Dating.
Loki, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/30/2023 published: 11/11/2023, [Loki, Lady Loki/The Varient]
25A Play on Mischief »
When a new girl shows up and punches him in the face, Loki isn't so enthused to have to share the stage with her. Sylvie/Loki HS Au
Loki, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 33k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, updated: 3/23/2023 published: 7/13/2021, [Loki, Lady Loki/The Varient] Agent Mobius
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Friday Night »
When Remus is dared to ask Bellatrix Black to dance, he never expects her to actually say yes.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 27, follows: 12, updated: 8/5/2022 published: 6/29/2022, [Remus L., Bellatrix L.] Sirius B., James P.
1Circenses »
Panem. The Games. Gabriel, the drunken Victor, and Kali the Escort. But when the 74th rolls around, their new tributes aren't like the ones before. Jo and Dean were hunting partners, and just might have a shot at the crown. Kalbriel, Jo/Dean, later Megstiel.
Supernatural, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, follows: 1, updated: 12/2/2015 published: 11/29/2015
2401 »
Exactly 400 people have attempted to kill the Messenger, the oldest vampire on Earth. Exactly 400 people have died trying to kill the Messenger. Kali is a professional vampire hunter, and for 20,000 she is going to be attempt 401.
Supernatural, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, follows: 3, 12/9/2014, [Gabriel, Kali]
4Kali in Wonderland »
When Kali was little she had a dream that she went to a magical place called Wonderland. As she grew up, playing pretend went away. However, when she "has another dream" where the inhabitants of Wonderland are all trapped in their own personal prisons, a disbeliever might be the only one who can save the home of magic and wonder.
Supernatural, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, updated: 6/16/2014 published: 6/13/2014, [Gabriel, Kali]
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On The Ground
One shot follow up to Slaves and Monsters that won't make any sense if you haven't read that first.
Supernatural, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 656, favs: 3, 5/12/2014, Meg, Castiel
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Secretary
The longest one of Abaddon's secretaries had ever lasted was two months, and then she'd proceeded to check herself into a mental hospital. It got to the point where people took bets on how long new ones would last. And when the new guy walked in, the longest bet on him was two weeks.
Supernatural, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 3, 4/19/2014, Chuck S./God, Abbadon
11The Angel's Letter »
A sarcastic young woman, her practically angelic lover, and a vengeful husband. Set against Puritan New England, a story about shame, redemption, and, of course, Supernatural. Scarlet Letter AU
Supernatural, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 10, updated: 9/27/2013 published: 9/18/2013, Meg, Castiel
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I Should Inform You »
Slytherin!Hook and Hufflepuff!Aurora. Prompt written for wrongnottoswing on tumblr
Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time, K+, English, chapters: 12, words: 14k+, favs: 23, follows: 43, updated: 7/9/2013 published: 12/6/2012, Nova/Astrid
1Under the Explosion Spangled Sky
Fireworks were alright in his opinion. Although why the residence of Storybrooke insisted on setting them off for a country they only occupied because of a curse confused him endlessly. 4th of July drabble.
Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Romance, words: 447, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/4/2013, Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
1The Hell Is This? »
Climbing a beanstalk? Robbing a casino? Punching Aphrodite? Releasing a number one hit single? The hell is this?
Once Upon a Time, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 155k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/30/2013 published: 1/5/2013, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Aurora/Sleeping Beauty
3A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing
Something a princess is never taught is how to run a pirate ship. Something a pirate doesn't know how to do is be lady-like. It might have come in handy if they knew they'd someday need it thanks to spontaneous body switching. But in a land of the enchanted forest, nothing this big is ever spontaneous. Especially not with magic running rampant.
Once Upon a Time, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 10, 4/15/2013, Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
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Welcome To McKinley
We all know what it's like not to fit in, but what happens when anyone can? Welcome to McKinley. One-shot dedicated to my Mom.
Glee, K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/20/2012, Marley R.
95Past and Present »
The past was altered. The present is a new world they know nothing about. Sequel to Nightmares and Daydreams.
Hunger Games, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 16, words: 12k+, favs: 19, follows: 21, updated: 10/29/2012 published: 8/14/2012, Effie T., Haymitch A.
6Chess
A two shot about Aurora/Hook or Sleeping Hook! Headcanon ahoy!
Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Romance, words: 565, favs: 4, follows: 7, 10/28/2012
49Before I Start Breaking Someone's Heart »
The 2nd one in the Before I Start trilogy.
39 Clues, K+, English, chapters: 7, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 18, updated: 9/30/2012 published: 1/22/2011, Sinead S., Hamilton H.
1Slow Dance
Sitting alone at homecoming while there's a slow dance is never fun. So what happens when Glimmer decides to do something about it? AU
Hunger Games, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 443, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/23/2012, Glimmer, Thresh
46The Zombie Games »
AU THG characters in a modern day zombie apocalypse.
Hunger Games, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 4k+, favs: 16, follows: 23, updated: 8/20/2012 published: 6/21/2012, Haymitch A., Effie T.
13Twelve
Rue wasn't the only reason he let 12 live.
Hunger Games, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 8/19/2012, Thresh, Glimmer