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5 Dr Pein Lecter Sakura ran from Dr. Pein Lecter a year ago after spending many dinners together and then realizing he has cannibalistic tendencies. She has made a tenuous home with her many dogs up north when she accepts an invitation for a dinner that then proceeds to go very, very badly. Crossover between Naruto and Hannibal, with Sakura as Will Graham and Pein as Dr. Hannibal Lecter. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 67, follows: 36, 12/27/2018, Sakura H., Pain/Pein
32 Early Mornings and Half-Cooked Eggs A post-war torn Sakura Haruno is periodically woken up by Kakashi Hatake, who seems determined to make sure she eats breakfast and not sleep in. He's not the best cook, but his half-cooked eggs are all she can stomach when she can manage to get out of bed. At least he'll read to her in bed, though his choice in literature is questionable. Rated T for depression and PTSD. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 253, follows: 85, 8/19/2017, Sakura H., Kakashi H.
278 Sugar Daddy » He was ten years her senior and liked nothing more than buying her expensive things. He especially liked laying her back against his chest as he sipped vintage thousand-dollar wine as he listened to her talk about her day, running his fingers through her hair, but he wasn't her sugar daddy. Really, he wasn't. ItachixSakura. A whole bunch o' fluff. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 647, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 2/23/2017, Sakura H., Itachi U.
67 With Blood on His Lips » The first time she sees him, she thinks he has dead eyes and killer cheekbones. The second time she sees him, there's blood splattered across the alley walls around him in a way that could only have been caused by an experienced hand. She's amused and he's intrigued, and for a faerie and a sociopath, that's a deadly combination. Rated T for blood and gore. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Horror, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 377, follows: 206, updated: 3/21/2017 published: 12/30/2016, Sakura H., Itachi U.
404 The Soulmate Principle » She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 43k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 707, updated: 12/28/2016 published: 10/7/2016, Sakura H., Sasori
40 Drabbles and Such » In which Sakura is just done with everyone around her, no matter the universe or situation. Or: a series of short drabbles of various Sakura ships offered up for your enjoyment. (To not be taken seriously in any way whatsoever.) (You have been warned.) I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE PROMPTS AT THIS TIME. Rated T.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 9k+, favs: 159, follows: 146, updated: 12/23/2016 published: 8/29/2016, Naruto U., Sakura H., Kimimaro K., Akatsuki
32 How It Should Have Been It wasn't supposed to be this way. Sasuke was supposed to be the dark one, the unredeemable one. Naruto was the bright one, the good one. It wasn't supposed to be like this, with blood on his hands and glowing red eyes and a grin. Naruto was supposed to make everything better, and maybe he did, in the end, but Sakura had never expected the end to look quite like this. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 3k+, favs: 225, follows: 60, 9/4/2016, Naruto U., Sakura H.
158 Of Blood and Cherry Blossoms » Sakura wakes up in a cage with a bloody dress and no shoes, about to be sacrificed with a vampire as old as dirt. The witches are also really irritating and she doesn't understand Grecian, but it's the heated gaze of the ancient vampire that creeps her out and makes the part of her made of teeth and nails want to come out and play. Now if only he'd leave her alone. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 7, words: 28k+, favs: 520, follows: 288, updated: 8/28/2016 published: 6/21/2016, Sakura H., Pain/Pein
219 Two Morons and A Mad House » Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move—whichever comes first. Sequel to Sakura's Moronic Best Friends. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 97k+, favs: 541, follows: 383, updated: 7/23/2016 published: 6/21/2015, Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
26 Too Troublesome In which Sakura is living with both Naruto and Sasuke in the Hokage mansion, and comes to the realization that if she doesn't move out soon, she'll likely bash their heads in. Which might be slightly problematic, since killing the Hokage is punishable by death. And Shikamaru, as the Hokage's advisor, is being dragged into the mess and just wishes he was born a cloud. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 341, follows: 113, 10/8/2015, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
39 Pink Haired Fox Sakura is a half-breed kitsune. She has made peace with the full-blooded spirits from the deepest parts of the woods, though she still has to be clever enough to not fall for the trickery they use to try to lure her into the spirit woods, to finally make her theirs. But something has changed, and they are no longer content to wait for her to make that final choice. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 31k+, favs: 453, follows: 150, 10/6/2015, Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai
177 Sakura's Moronic Best Friends » Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 51k+, favs: 844, follows: 466, updated: 6/16/2015 published: 4/9/2015, Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
43 The One Left Standing Sometimes, being the one left standing wasn't all it was cracked up to be. SakuraxTeam7. COMPLETE.
Naruto, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 351, follows: 97, 5/15/2015, Sakura H., Team Seven
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