Now that I have something new to contribute, I've taken the opportunity to clean out my profile and delete some less popular and less well-written items. More space for newer, better things, and all that.
I finally decided to go ahead and write Sequel Trilogy chapters to "Chilly Scenes of Star Wars." It made sense to make a clean sweep of it, and I had already written prequel chapters, despite my hostility towards those movies. And, honestly, I have no hostility towards the sequels.
What I haven't decided yet, is how many chapters there will be for the sequels, but probably 3-5.
Until then I remain your humble friend and narrator,