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As you can tell by my avatar, I am a HUGE George Harrison fan. He is my favorite Beatle and I have the BIGGEST fan crush on him. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE the others, but George is my favorite.
I am the author formerly known as beatlemaniacnumerouno.
Name: Lyssa. Not my full name, but some people call me that.
Age: Early teens. Dont wanna give out too much.
I have five good friends on here. They are (not nesesscarily in this order) twilightlover97, WaterGirl1996, StrawberryLily777, BeatleLOVE and michelleandjulia. All amazing authors.
Likes: The Beatles, Rush, The Beatles, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Aqua blue, turqouise, reading, reading and writing fanfiction, The Beatles, listening to music, softball, bowling, did I mention The Beatles?
Dislikes: Most modern music, people messing up my hair.
Favorite Beatle: George (duh), then probably Paul, the John and Ringo are tied.
Favorite Beatles song: If I Needed Someone, closely tied with While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Favorite solo song by a former Beatle: George Harrison's What Is Life, followed closely by Paul McCartney's Band On The Run
My mind is filled with 5 things
2. My friends
3. The Beatles
4. The Beatles
5. The Beatles
Interviewer: Are You Married?
George:No, I'm George. Beatle Interview, not sure where or when
George:I'm writing a detective story! Beatle Interview, Dallas, Texas, 1964
PS: I got the quotes from thefunkymonkey121's profile. And we both love George. I like her/him.
"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I dont like chaos. I keep the tea in the tea caddy, the records in the record shelf, and the pot in the pot box."
"Everyone is capable of getting world peace. I just dont think they realize it."
"Imagine all the people living life in peace."
"If slaughterhouses had windows, we'd all be vegetarians."
"We were the Spice Boys."
George Harrison, on the Beatles
These quotes are form the profile of blackbirdxsinging
Ultimate Beatles Survey
Name all the members of the Beatles:
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr (real name Richard Starkey)
Who is your favorite?
Did you ever see them perform live?
No, 'cos they broke up almost 30 years before I was born.
Which Beatles are still alive?
Sir Paul, Ringo
Which are dead?
John and George.
Favorite wife of a Beatle?
Favorite kid of a Beatle?
Dhani Harrison. He looks so much like George!
Favorite Beatle song?
Almost all of them.
Favorite Beatle album?
The White Album or Rubber Soul
First Beatle album you purchased?
I have yet to purchase an album by them, but my mom has the '1' album and I got the Past Masters CD set for Christmas.
Have you heard all of their songs?
Most of them
Do you own all of their albums?
I wish I did...
What country are the Beatles from?
Jolly Ole England!
Do you own more Beatle records or CDs?
What was the best album cover?
Beatles For Sale, cos George looks so awesome!
Have you seen all of their movies?
I haven't seen Let It Be.
Which is your favorite movie?
Top 3 favorite Beatle lyrics:
er... "in their life there's something lacking, what they need's a damn good wacking", "Well they took some honey, from a tree, dressed it uo and they called it me", "You better run for your life if you can little girl, hide your head in the sand little girl..."
How many years were the Beatles together?
about 8 with Ringo
Who started the group?
Favorite Beatle movie scene?
When George gets his shirt ripped off in Help!
George Harrison, all the way.
If the Beatles were still together and touring, would you go see them?
HECK YES! WHY WOULDN'T I? THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND!!!!
Are the Beatles your favorite band?
How many books have you read about the Beatles?
1 or 2
Favorite biography of the band?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! by Bob Spitz
Favorite song from...
Run For Your Life
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:
A Day In The Life
Magical Mystery Tour:
Blue Jay Way
Golden Slumbers/Carry that weight/The End
Let It Be:
One After 909
Please Please Me:
Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Hard Day's Night:
I'm Happy Just To Dance With You
Beatles For Sale:
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby
The White Album:
Favorite Scene from...
A Hard Day's Night:
George's scene in that talent-agency place
George gets his shirt ripped off.
George gets electrocuted. poor George, but it was a funny scene
Magical Mystery Tour:
When George sang "Blue Jay Way"
Let It Be:
Paul and Ringo playing piano
Favorite lyric from...
Let It Be?
"When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me"
Strawberry Fields Forever?
"Let me take you down..."
All You Need Is Love?
"All you need is love (all together now), All you need is love (everybody)"
"But if you want money from people with minds that hate, all I can tell you is brother you're going to have to wait."
At the end when they are talking and John says "Don't look at me man I only have ten children"
"One and one and one is three"
"Take a sad song and make it better"
A Day in the Life?
"Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall"
Only a Northern Song?
"If you listen to this song, you may think the chords are going wrong"
"Penny Lane is in my ears & in my eyes there beneath the blue suburban skies"
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river"
The Fool on the Hill?
But the fool on the hill, Sees the sun going down, And the eyes in his head, See the world spinning 'round.
"All the lonely people, where do they all belong"
Twist And Shout?
"Well shake it up baby now, twist and shout"
Favorite Solo Song From...
either Band On The Run or Live & Let Die
What is Life
I don't really know any ringo solo songs
This or That
John or Paul?
George or Ringo?
Ringo or Pete Best?
Early Bealtes or Later Beatles?
Brian Epstein or George Martin?
Julian or Sean Lennon?
Cynthia Powell or Yoko Ono?
Cynthia, but I have nothing against Yoko
Linda McCartney or Heather Mills?
Linda all the way!
The Bealtes on marijuana or acid?
Why do you think the Beatles broke up?
Not sure, but not Yoko
How do you feel about the Beatles using drugs?
I don't think they were setting a good example, but some pretty good songs written while they were using them.
How do you feel about John leaving Cynthia for Yoko?
I think that John and Cynthia's marriage wouldn't have lasted much longer anyway.
Do you think Yoko acted inappropriately when facing John's death?
I don't know how she reacted.
What do you think is their worst song?
They don't have a "worst" song.
None of their movies are bad, but if I had to pick the worst one, I would pick Magical Mystery Tour.
How do you feel about Yoko Ono?
I actually don't have a problem with Yoko. She made John happy. What I don't get is why people hate her.
I don't really know who she is.
Were you alive when John died?
Where were you when George died?
You honestly expect me to remember? I was four.
Did you mourn over either of their deaths?
Yes, once I found out about them.
How did John die?
He was shot by a schizophrenic
How did George die?
He had cancer.
Will you cry when Paul and Ringo die?
Sean and Julian Lennon
Have you listened to either of their music?
Who do you think looks more like John?
Favorite song by Julian?
Never heard a song by him
Favorite song by Sean?
See previous answer.
Who is Julian's mom?
Who is Sean's mom?
How old is Julian?
How old is Sean?
Who is more talented?
I don't know.
Some more trivia...
What was the band's name before they decided on "the Beatles"?
The Quarrymen, The Silver Beetles, Johnny and the Moondogs and some more I can't remember.
When did the band break up?
Finish the lyric: "And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain..."
"Very strange. Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes..."
How did John's mom die?
She was hit by an off-duty drunk cop.
What is Paul McCartney's middle name?
Paul. His real name is James Paul McCartney.
When is Ringo's birthday?
What band did Ringo drum in before he joined the Beatles?
Rory Storm & The Hurricanes
If you could spend a day with the beatles...
3 questions you would ask them:
"Can George teach me how to play guitar?" then idk, idk.
Who would you talk to the most?
George, if I could get him to talk.
Would you be nervous?
Hell yes. They are my idols.
What would you guys do all day?
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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One day a young girl, around 12 or 13, was going on her comp and was on a chat room. Her boyfriend, Jack, was in the other room. She had met a couple of friends on the chat room, and she enjoyed talking with them. Her username was LavvyDear77. The other two were JohnLennon4ebbar and GeorgeHarrisonLivesOn. They were two boys from England, while the girl, Lavender, was from New York.
LavvyDear77: I'm guessing by your usernames you like The Beatles.
JohnLennon4ebbar: heck yeah! they're great!
GeorgeHarrisonLivesOn: speak the truth man!
LavvyDear77: lolz. i luv them too. :3
GeorgeHarrisonLivesOn: i've finally found another. XD
JohnLennon4ebbar: oh sod off. you've got me.
GeorgeHarrisonLivesOn: i know. but no one else loves them as much as we 3 do. or so i've seen on these chats.
LavvyDear77: lolz~ XD well, I've just had a rly rough day... man...
GeorgeHarrisonLivesOn: u can tell us. :) we're all ears... or all keys... XD
JohnLennon4ebbar: i know i won't tell a living soul.
LavvyDear77: OK. u promise?
JL4ebbar: totally. my lips/keys are sealed. XD
Lavvy: I was raped today.
The boys didn't reply for a long time. Then:
GHLO: who was the butt-hole who did it!?!
Lavvy: my boyfriend.
JL4ebbar: then WHY are you still together with him!? what did he do?
Lavvy: i dont wanna say... it's kinda private.
GHLO: u know we won't tell anyone PLZ tell us. i wanna know. maybe i can help. what's his name?
Lavvy: Jack. he's a butt-hole but my mom and dad love him. they say he's so sweet and smart and lovely... yick. how wrong they are.
GHLO: that's horrible. WHAT DID HE DO!? (sry for yelling im just mad DX)
Lavvy: he... bit my... chest, and tried to suck out... er, the milk inside. and then he took off everything but his boxers and started kissing me uncontrollably.
Again, silence. A silent tear rolled down Lav's cheek. Why did she tell them that? They probably hated her now.
JL4ebbar: I'm gonna kill him. i swear to god, im gonna kill him. just u wait.
GHLO: why not? he's definitely got something wrong with him. prison won't help.
Lavvy: but, everyone deserves a second chance...
GHLO: how many times has this happened?
Lavvy: ... 14 times.
JL4ebbar: that's it! he's not gonna wake up tomorrow! have u told anyone except us?
Lavvy: no. i tried telling my parents, but Jack put on the innocent front and they believed every word he said, like it was the Bible.
GHLO: he's sick. perverted. a total butt. i hate him. i haven't even MET him and i hate him.
Jack entered Lav's room and came closer to the screen. Then he pushed Lavender off and started typing. Lav watched in horror as Jack started chuckling darkly.
Lavvy: this is Jack. hey, losers.
GHLO: stop rapin Lav it's wrong as all heck.
Lavvy: why should i listen to you? and the Beatles suck.
JL4ebbar: u just crossed the line. right there.
JL4ebbar: my name is John Winston Lennon. u raped my friend. prepare to die. (credits to Indigo Montoya from The Princess Bride :3)
GHLO: my name is George Harrison. u raped my friend. prepare to die.
The same messages bombarded the screen. Jack just laughed. Lav started crying.
Lavvy: aww... im so scared. what are ya gonna do, hit me? cuz ur just a buncha hippies with no life. u AND lav.
GHLO: ... ur so stupid. i hate you. i hate ur friggin guts.
JL4ebbar: hear hear!
GHLO: tomorrow, u won't wake up. or u will, with something disconnected from ur body. i promise it. i know where u live, Jack. me and John, both of us know. u aren't safe.
Lavvy: lolz stop it my stomach hurts. im givin u back to Lav so bye idiots.
GHLO: good riddance to bad rubbish.
Jack got off the computer to go to the bathroom, and Lav waited until he left and slammed the door. Then she slowly got back on.
Lavvy: hey. that was rly brave of u.
GHLO: don't mention it. :D
JL4ebbar: im gonna come over, that alright?
Lavvy: NO!!!! im scared r u gonna kill me?
GHLO: look outside. we're here. :) and we won't hurt you.
JL4ebbar: wouldn't dream of it. :D
Lav slowly turned her head towards the window... to see none other than John Lennon and George Harrison at the glass. They looked around the age of 13 or 14, but they also looked as they did when they were in Abbey Road, except clean shaven. (John had the long hair and glasses, but no beard, while George had long hair and no beard)
"'Ello there, luv." John smiled.
"May we come in?" George snickered. Lav opened the window and let the two inside.
"So this is your house, eh?" John looked around.
"Yeah." Lav finally found her voice.
"That donkey of a boyfriend is gonna get it. I don't care about peace right now, this is one of the rare times I don't. This boy is just... I can't find the words." George's face darkened. "Where is he?"
"I-In the bathroom..." Lav murmured. John got up and left. Lav watched as he went down the hall to the bathroom and he slowly opened the door. George slowly pulled something out of his pocket... a silver pocket knife.
"Don't get me wrong, I HATE violence, but this boy has got to go." George kissed Lav on the cheek and went towards the bathroom.
Then... the loudest, most bloodcurdling scream you ever heard. And the sound of stabbing. After 5 minutes, everything was silent. Lav watched as George and John came back into the room... with bloody hands.
"He's gone. You're safe." John sighed. A tear rolled down his cheek. He knew it must be hard for Lav...
"And Jack... I made sure he's gonna burn in Hell for all eternity." George smiled apologetically and threw the knife out the window. It magically caught on fire, and then disappeared.
"Thanks." Lav rushed into John's arms and sobbed. He hugged her... bloody hands and all. George joined in the bittersweet hug-fest. Then they all went to wash their hands and take care of Jack's limp, pale, cold body.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you wish John or George would do this for you... and if you know that they are against violence all the same. :)
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