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Biography
Joined Nov '10

Name: Shay

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Race: Asian, S. Korean

Hair/Eye color: Dark brown almost black

Skin: Tan

FAVES

Color: Blue & Black

Animal: Wolves & Cats

Band: None in particular

Song: Angel With a Shot Gun This is War, Just the Way I Am, Zombie Nation(Sports Remix), Fighting by Yellowcab

Game Series: Harvest Moon, Kirby, Pokemon, Eternal Sonata

Manga: HunterXHunter, Kuroko no Basket, Beelzebub, and Oresama Teacher

Food: Sweets

Love Life

Boyfriend? No

Crush? Yes. He took me to the Sadie's Dance and to the movies. We went to see Warm Bodies, it was hilarious!

Hobbies:

Writing stories(or at least coming up with plots), drawing, gaming, reading, singing, biking, listening to music, creating characters, talking, being annoying

Ideal Traits in a Man

Got a great sense of humor

Can keep up with my hyperactive mind

Can help me with homework

Likes me for who I am

Sweet and Caring

Someone who needs me

Someone who will be there when I really need them

Who cares truly about me well being

I can depend on and trust with my life

Who I can see everyday and know that he's mine

Who'd follow me through the fiery pits of hell and back with no complaint

Who can make sure that I go down the right path

Can make me smile just by hearing their voice or catching a glimpse of them from a distance


IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (Like Justin Beiber)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (Like Dino)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile (Like Uru Nakamura)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Just thought of this one! If you have ever had someone look over your shoulder, while either playing a video game or reading a book, and just stood there without saying anything, copy and paste this to your profile


Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be loosing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile

your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things to the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have


92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.


God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.

"Behind every bird you flip, is a pile of shit."

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back

See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'The funniest thing about this t-shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.'

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'


THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas
and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Naruto
2. Itachi
3. Kiba

4. Shikamaru
5. Gaara

6. Neji
7. Minato
8. Sakura
9. Sasuke

10. Tobi
11. Deidara
12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Eh…no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-Blushes- YES!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Quite a few of them, all ending with his clothes discarded somewhere. ;D

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

...I like Yaoi, I won’t lie, but that... isn’t right. T.T

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

GAH! Can I say neither?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Walk right out.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

I refuse.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yuppers

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Umm...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

-Nosebleed- I don’t think I should answer that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Probably!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Uh...SHIT! Mental Image of a...MALE ORGY!! -spasm- Uh, I don’t know.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YEEEES, TOBI’S A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOOOOOY!

HAHA! I burst out laughing when I wrote that.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

What the Hell – Avril Lavigne

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING – YAOI CONTENT, EXCESSIVE NUDITY AND VIOLENCE, MILD RAPE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Why don’t we skip the torture of Mangekyou and Tobi will take you to a world of his own. More pleasure less pain, yes?”

Hehe, I could see that happening.

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

SCREW WHAT KAKASHI THINKS, I THINK SAKURA/ITACHI ROCK! He would probably either say she is betraying the village and is now considered a missing nin OR on the chance that he does really care for his past team, he would want her to be happy.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not at all


THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Minato

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

FemNaru/Shika, FemNaru/Kaka, FemNaru/Ita, FemNaru/Sasu, FemNaru/Neji, FemNaru/Gaara, FemNaru/Kiba, Naru/Hina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

UH… I LIKE BOTH! Humph. Forcing me to decide. That’s terrible.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope, not yet.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

I'd rather not.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Yosh!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Uh...I'm fine with either

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru All the way!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7, even though it seems to have the worst luck.

10. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Either Itachi, Deidara, or Sasori

11. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti. He's got the looks but he's a total douche.

12. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope.

13. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yes.

14. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No, he has ADHD

15. Sub or dub?

BOTH!

16. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro, Part 1 I find her annoying but once Shippuden comes around she gets totally badass!

17. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

BOTH

18. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Uh...Ugly Nerd.

19. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Besides Haku...I have no idea.

20. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome. I want his speed!

21. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Uh, YEAH!

22. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Uh, YEAH!

23. Do you like lemons?

HELLZ YES!

24. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Not really

25. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No, but just for laughs probably will.

26. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

What?

27. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No

28. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yep.

29. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Maybe...

30. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

HELL YEAH! What kind of kinky shit is Kakashi reading, the secrets of Jiraiya’s stories?

31. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Not really

32. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Uh, no.

33. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes, her name is Shirayuki Uzumaki and she is a distant relative of Naruto, like Karin.

34. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Nah.


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Favorite Naruto character?: Shikamaru, Minato, Kakashi, Naruto and Itachi

Naruto character you hate most?: Madara-corrupt-Obito, Zetsu, Madara, Sasuke-Teme, Karin, Kabuto and Orochimaru Sannin (when he's not all hellbent on immortality he's pretty damn sexy)

Favorite Naruto coupling?: ShikaFemNaru, ItaFemNaru, SasuFemNaru, KakaFemNaru, NejiTen, NejiHina, Pein/YahikoKonan, NaruHina, GaaraHina, KibaIno, AsuKure, etc. etc.

Do you like Yaoi?: HELLZ YEAH!!!!!!!

Yuri: I'm not really much of a fan of it.

What do you think about Naruto?: Kawaii!!!!! And Sexy.

What do you think about Sasuke?: A stupid bastard/asshole with a town foot pole up his ass. Don't even get me started on his 'Uchiha's are superior to all you pieces of crap' talk.

What is your favorite clan?: UZUMAKI FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

Do you think Sasuke is a gay?: Yes! Unless he's being paired with FemNaru then he's not. 〜(ゝ。)

Who do you think will win when they fight? Minato or Madara?: MINATO-SENSEI ALL THE WAY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kushina and Mikoto, who is prettier?: I don't see much of Mikoto so, Kushina-chan!

Sakura and Hinata, who is prettier?: Hinata, but Sakura has come a loleeway from the stupid fan girl to a badass Mini-Tsunade.

What about Temari and Ino?: Naru!!!!

Do you like Shikamaru?: OMG!!!!! I LOOOOOVE SHIKA!!!!!!! And I'm fortunate enough to have a friend who's uncle voices Shikamaru, English dubbed off course. \(////)\

Do you love making FemNaru and FemSasu?: I like FemNaru but I don't really care for FemSasu all that much.

OK, last question. Which character are you alike most?: Probably Naruto or Kushina


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