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37 Sewing Beauty and Her Knights of the Kitchen Island » AH, AU, Very mature. Jasper and Bella had been living together for several years, enjoying a causal relationship with no strings attached. All that changes one evening, with one phone call from Bella's mythological ex—Edward Cullen. Edward asks for a rescue, but will he end up saving Bella and Jasper, instead? Includes poly & slash.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 7, words: 39k+, favs: 60, follows: 95, updated: 6/20 published: 5/9
45 Final Descent » Edward sensed her from miles away and followed his heart to the busiest place in the city—the airport. Just as he was about to meet his soul mate, the plane they were flying in suddenly fell from the sky. What is a vampire to do but grab his mate and jump toward the ocean. A story that begins with a fall and ends in Happily Ever After. Total AU, M for themes and language.
Twilight, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 178, follows: 84, 5/1, [Bella, Edward]
267 Bring Me to Death » Circa Buffy S04E11, Angel S01E10, and goes AU from there. Buffy puts on a brave front as everyone around her abandoned her. Betrayed by her friends, she tries to figure out what The Initiative is doing in Sunnydale, and what is Project 3-14? Angel fights to stay away, but when Buffy's life is put in danger, he rushes over to Sunnydale to take care of business. B/A all the way.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 37, words: 182k+, favs: 292, follows: 289, updated: 9/27/2019 published: 12/31/2015, [Buffy S., Angel] Angelus
8 Three's Company, Four's a Merry Crowd Complete AU, AH, PWP. Bella had a fantasy. Alice, her roommate, decides to make sure it comes true and enlists the assistance of Jasper and Edward, two sexy brothers who Bella has been lusting after for months. OS birthday present for QueenOfSmut, need I say more? M for plenty of lemons and little plot. M/F/M, F/M/F, and plenty of M/F.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 192, follows: 66, 1/3/2017, Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
16 The Beast and his Beauty Lemon OS. AU of S3E4, "Beauty and the Beasts". Angel returns from hell barely conscious of anything but the very basic instincts. He senses that his mate is in trouble and immediately runs to help her. Upon defeating the monster who was trying to harm her, he turns to take care of his mate's every need.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 145, follows: 41, 12/23/2014, [Angel, Buffy S.]
31 A Lover's Soul AU, post 'Not Fade Away' & 'Chosen'. L.A. is in ruins, and Angel is gone. Buffy moves to Ireland to feel closer to the only man she ever loved and slowly but surely sinks into depression. On Halloween, Buffy gets a chance to see Angel. One night with him before she would have to say goodbye forever. Re-written & revamped.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 15k+, favs: 119, follows: 28, updated: 12/2/2013 published: 6/18/2011, [Angel, Buffy S.]
10 TLotM 2 - The Lady Likes Italian Sequel to TLotM 1 – The Devil and his Maiden, but can also be read on its own. AU/OOC. Having grown bored, Jasper and Isabella take a trip to Italy to pay a visit to the Volturi and have some fun. The brothers are less than happy about the interruption, and Jane's about to go ballistic. Also, how did the Vatican earn a new ghost?
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 4k+, favs: 131, follows: 38, 11/19/2012, [Bella, Jasper]
25 The Master and Isabella AU/OOC. It was a great honor to serve the Master, and there was never a shortage of volunteers. She came to him, eager, out of her own free will. She had possessed his every thought since the moment he laid eyes on her; it was time he took what was his. Includes Bella/Jasper, Jasper/Emmett, Bella/Emmett, & Jasper/Bella/Emmett, no vamps but sill supernatural.
Twilight, M, English, Mystery & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 217, follows: 76, 10/31/2012, [Bella, Jasper]
409 To Love My Enemy » AU/OOC. Everything she knows, everything she believes in, turns out to be a pile of lies. Having lost everything, she moves to Forks in search of answers but finds more questions. He is the thing that walks in the dark; she is the one girl in all the world. How can you kill your enemy when you love them? (No Edward in this story)
Twilight, M, English, Mystery & Supernatural, chapters: 36, words: 194k+, favs: 204, follows: 151, updated: 10/25/2012 published: 8/26/2011, [Carlisle, Bella]
36 TLotM 1 - The Devil and his Maiden AU/OOC. For decades, she thrived on the local folk—and on the local folklore. Now, a newcomer showed up on her property. She growled and hissed, but he still called her his kitten. For him, she would purr. Best Cullen Lovin' WINNER in the Emerging Swan Awards 2012.
Twilight, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 330, follows: 79, 6/24/2012, [Bella, Jasper]
8 Chimes, Doorbell, and Buzzer Worst Story Ever contest entry. Pure Crackfic. NM AU. Read at your own risk. "I suck at summeries. Please read!1 Bella & Alice go to Italy & they safe Edward. And then There's ORANGE!, U gotta read it! and review I LUVs reviewz."
Twilight, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 5/29/2012 published: 1/15/2012, [Bella, Edward]
63 Wild Flower » AH. Bella found the field of wildflowers purely by accident when she went riding one day. She did not expect to meet a certain blond cowboy there, nor did she expect to fall in love with him. He broke her heart in that field, but he had also mended it. Best Cullen Lovin' WINNER in the Emerging Swan Award 2012.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 166, follows: 70, updated: 5/10/2012 published: 5/1/2012, [Bella, Jasper]
532 When the Twilight Never Comes » AU/OOC. What if Edward Cullen was never born? Could it be that some things are just meant to be? Carlisle thinks his house is haunted, Bella thinks Jake is gay, and Alice doubts her visions for the first time in her life. But who is to blame? The Volturi, the Quileute Elders, or someone much closer? Best Adventure/Mystery WINNER in Emerging Swan Awards 2012
Twilight, M, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 35, words: 189k+, favs: 350, follows: 174, updated: 4/22/2012 published: 11/21/2010, [Bella, Edward]
9 It's a Pickle Deeply disturbing crackfic involving the use of a pickle. It's a month to the wedding, and Bella is trying her hardest to get Edward to finally rid her of her virtue. When he leaves her all hot and bothered again, she turns to the next best thing.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 5, 4/22/2012, [Bella, Edward]
16 A Perfect Match Sequel to Compromise. NM/Eclipse AU. Alice predicted a summer wedding, but also a newborn army coming to attack them. In the middle of this, B&E start exploring their boundaries... "You liked that." She marveled at the discovery. "You like me biting you." Rated M just to be safe. No lemons.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 8k+, favs: 83, follows: 24, 4/14/2012, [Bella, Edward]
12 iWant an iPhone! Alternative ending to Breaking Dawn. We all know that there wasn't a battle at the end of the book, but do you know why? Well, let me tell you!. Crackfic. "It's not over, Aro. Tomorrow, after Mom and Dad leave, we're doing a rematch!"
Twilight, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 817, favs: 16, follows: 2, 1/6/2012, [Bella, Edward]
32 Till Death Brings Us Together » Angel's death is the final blow. Buffy moves to DC, trying to survive without the other half of her soul. Cue in Special Agent Booth. Never stop believing in soul mates, even if you have to wait till death brings you together. Written for Fandom4Texas.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Supernatural, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 105, follows: 29, 1/5/2012, [Buffy S., S. Booth, Angel]
63 Anything You Wish For » AH. Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. On the company's Xmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him, and he kisses her! Sweet, funny, and fluffy. Happy Birthday shpwhitney!
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 255, follows: 77, 12/30/2011, [Bella, Edward]
34 Compromise NM/AU. Edward leaves Bella in the woods, but he cannot go far after saying his goodbyes. His heart is telling him that which his mind is refusing to accept. Winner of 3rd place public vote and 2nd place judges' vote in the TwiPSChallenge. Happy ending.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 112, follows: 30, 12/19/2011, [Bella, Edward]
28 Eternally Gifted Written for DCM's Squeeze My Lemon. Bella receives a birthday gift from her best friend, Angela: a spa day at Bella's favorite spa. She never knew that Edward would be there or that he would make her discover new desires in herself. Sweet, fluffy, very lemony.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Mystery, words: 8k+, favs: 100, follows: 32, 12/14/2011, [Bella, Edward]
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