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382 Harry Potter and the Crazy Cossack » expanded from the drabble, in which Jurko Bohun, with nothing to live for, takes a draft made by the witch, Horpyna, and ends up 8 years old the same age as Harry Potter to become his bodyguard. 3 years later when a pair of young Cossacks enter Hogwarts, they are out to raise a little hell. Not to be taken seriously but rated for language. No serious shippings yet.
Harry Potter & Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 30, words: 44k+, favs: 48, follows: 69, updated: 8h published: 8/15, Harry P., Severus S.
355Harry Potter and the whimsical drabbles » Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 19, words: 12k+, favs: 169, follows: 176, updated: 5/15 published: 5/5/2018
3Dumka Bohuna a precis of Ogniem i Mieczem in 15 stanzas of poetry
Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, K+, English, Tragedy & Poetry, words: 520, 1/20
28 Falcon without Bells a bit of a compromise between the book With Fire and the Sword and the film. I wanted to give Jurko a happy ever after and I never could see him having that with Helena, who is a nice girl but wouldn't give him room. Rated for the general violence. After Jurko has left, released by Jan, he is followed by someone who thinks he looks dangerous enough to be safe ...
Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 11/13/2020 published: 8/20/2020
325 Sev book 1: Severus Prince and the Marauders » Severus Snape wants to help his friend Lily Evans, and this means bearding his Prince Grandfather and asking if there is a way to boost Petunia into being magical. Joining the train with the Evans girls, Sev, now adopted 'Prince', makes friends with 4 boys and antagonises a prefect called Malfoy. Runes abound. Rated out of paranoia. No slash. Evans girls as Evans. Book 2 under way
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 29, words: 67k+, favs: 357, follows: 196, updated: 8/28/2020 published: 3/2/2017
217 And the Basilisk made Three » Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 27k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 598, updated: 1/8/2020 published: 1/5/2020
53 The Betrothal expanded as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 350, follows: 101, 12/14/2019
12Lady Molly Married Sequel to Baroness Orczy's 'Lady Molly of Scotland Yard' taking the same braided novel approach of the original. Lady Molly has left Scotland Yard; she might expect a quiet married life, but her skills are too well known. I own nothing but effrontery
Lady Molly of Scotland Yard, K+, English, Mystery & Crime, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, updated: 4/1/2019 published: 3/26/2011
63 Consequences Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 612, follows: 221, 2/19/2019
168 The Daisy Chain » in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 63k+, favs: 842, follows: 512, updated: 11/4/2018 published: 10/30/2018
83 Petunia's Atonement The Dark Lord won; and it's all thanks to the Dursleys. However Petunia has a second chance to do better by her sister, and to change the future. Oneshot. This didn't go quite the way I had loosely planned but hey, it wrote itself so I'm not complaining. Mostly Marauder Era. Smart!Petunia
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 10k+, favs: 493, follows: 134, 11/1/2018
74 Kreacher Comforts The Dursleys did not take well to being threatened by the Order of the Phoenix after year 5, and Harry has a desperate idea and calls upon Kreature to help him fake his own death and disappear. Rated for implicit violence and dark themes. No Ron bashing, irritating Dumbledore.
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 686, follows: 236, 7/31/2018
85 The effects of abuse Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 17k+, favs: 822, follows: 265, 5/5/2018
50 2 Severus Prince and the Horcrux curse Year 2 of Sev and the Marauders. Dumbledore finds a nasty ring, and Tiberius Prince fixes things ... his way. The Marauders are still searching for horcruxes, and Voldemort gets knacky that Tiberius Prince won't be his best minion. Lucius Malfoy continues to learn life lessons, and with Tiberius as headmaster, some changes are instituted. There are, of course, pranks.
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Adventure, words: 36k+, favs: 175, follows: 65, 4/3/2018
372 Harry the weapon » Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 38k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 977, 2/12/2018
77Harry's accidental rescue In which Harry is contemplating killing himself before the Triwizard tournament can do so, and goes to ask Professor Moody's advice ... as soon as Barty Crouch leaves his office. Suicide issues.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 646, follows: 230, 1/7/2018
26 the paradigm of normal Very whimsical and written tongue-in-cheek. This explores why Vernon and Petunia were so fanatical about being normal, and involves HM Government's magical division
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 997, favs: 84, follows: 24, 1/6/2018
56 Waking from oblivion another exploration of what happens if Harry gets a bit smarter about the Triwizard when he realises that hostages are going to be taken and fears it is going to be Hermione. Nobody can get at a potential hostage if she's hidden in the Chamber of Secrets, Oh, and there's a lot of potion ingredients to negotiate with Snape. Well-meaning manipulative! Dumbledore. Ron improves.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship, words: 16k+, favs: 582, follows: 178, 1/4/2018
136 Warts and all In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 15k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 358, 1/3/2018
73 left on the doorstep like a milk bottle remembering that the milkman gets to the doorstep at about 4 am, is any decent man going to just leave a baby on a doorstep? Another reason why wizards might do better to study muggles more closely rather than just despising them.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 402, follows: 128, 1/2/2018
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