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737Harry Potter and the whimsical drabbles »
Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavyHarry Potter, T, English, chapters: 29, words: 25k+, favs: 290, follows: 324, updated: 2/13 published: 5/5/2018
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Who let the Dad out? woof! woof! »
diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 14, words: 29k+, favs: 598, follows: 523, updated: 1/24 published: 1/11
75 The Eagle and the Falcon »
some 6 years have elapsed since Jeremi was elected king in this third book of speculative history in the Korybut Chronicles. And although things look peaceful, Jeremi, Jurko and Gryzelda must guard against the aggression of the Russians, the expansionism of the Ottomans, and the diplomatic rapacity of Mazarin of France.Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 9/18/2022 published: 3/28/2022
92Calvin does High School »
Calvin is 14 and ready to start high school; and is old enough to declare Hobbes as a mascot. It seems however that Calvin is not the only person who can see Hobbes. I've been talked into extending this. I do not own Calvin but I wish I owned HobbesCalvin & Hobbes, K+, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 17k+, favs: 70, follows: 85, updated: 5/31/2022 published: 4/4/2011
607 Harry the weapon »
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 39k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/24/2022 published: 2/12/2018
92 The Falcon and The King »
A sequel to 'Ironfist and the Falcon' in which Jeremi Korybut Wisniowiecki is now a candidate for the crown and Jurko and Helena helping him to make a memorable contribution to politics. Jeremi wants reform, Jurko wants a bridge, Helena wants Jurko, and Karol Gustaw Waza wants it all and he wants it now. One of them is going to be disappointed. Military language.Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 3/23/2022 published: 12/17/2021
97 Ironfist and the Falcon »
Does not need familiarity with canon: Pre 'With Fire and the Sword', before Helena was scared by Jurko's black rages, and still finds his stories exciting and before she was so cowed, and a chance-heard remark causes her to turn to him for aid. A letter to Jeremi Wisniowiecki sets off a series of events which change history... an alternate history based on what might have been.Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 1/29/2022 published: 10/22/2021
35 The Idea »
After Sara settles in with her guardian she can't help worrying about Ermengarde and Lottie and comes up with an idea to help them to be as happy as she is.A Little Princess, K, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 2, words: 987, favs: 22, follows: 9, updated: 11/26/2021 published: 4/11/2011, Sara C., Mr. Carrisford
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Harry Potter and the Crazy Cossack »
expanded from the drabble, in which Jurko Bohun, with nothing to live for, takes a draft made by the witch, Horpyna, and ends up 8 years old the same age as Harry Potter to become his bodyguard. 3 years later when a pair of young Cossacks enter Hogwarts, they are out to raise a little hell. Not to be taken seriously but rated for language. No serious shippings yet.Harry Potter & Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 40, words: 57k+, favs: 126, follows: 94, updated: 10/24/2021 published: 8/15/2021, Harry P., Severus S.
3Dumka Bohuna
a precis of Ogniem i Mieczem in 15 stanzas of poetryTrilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, K+, English, Tragedy & Poetry, words: 520, 1/20/2021
28 Falcon without Bells
a bit of a compromise between the book With Fire and the Sword and the film. I wanted to give Jurko a happy ever after and I never could see him having that with Helena, who is a nice girl but wouldn't give him room. Rated for the general violence. After Jurko has left, released by Jan, he is followed by someone who thinks he looks dangerous enough to be safe ...Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 11/13/2020 published: 8/20/2020
347 Sev book 1: Severus Prince and the Marauders »
Severus Snape wants to help his friend Lily Evans, and this means bearding his Prince Grandfather and asking if there is a way to boost Petunia into being magical. Joining the train with the Evans girls, Sev, now adopted 'Prince', makes friends with 4 boys and antagonises a prefect called Malfoy. Runes abound. Rated out of paranoia. No slash. Evans girls as Evans. Book 2 under wayHarry Potter, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 29, words: 67k+, favs: 425, follows: 242, updated: 8/28/2020 published: 3/2/2017
283 And the Basilisk made Three »
Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 27k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 859, updated: 1/8/2020 published: 1/5/2020
70 The Betrothal expanded
as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 534, follows: 156, 12/14/2019
12Lady Molly Married
Sequel to Baroness Orczy's 'Lady Molly of Scotland Yard' taking the same braided novel approach of the original. Lady Molly has left Scotland Yard; she might expect a quiet married life, but her skills are too well known. I own nothing but effronteryLady Molly of Scotland Yard, K+, English, Mystery & Crime, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 4/1/2019 published: 3/26/2011
97 Consequences
Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 947, follows: 332, 2/19/2019
204 The Daisy Chain »
in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 63k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 647, updated: 11/4/2018 published: 10/30/2018
99 Petunia's Atonement
The Dark Lord won; and it's all thanks to the Dursleys. However Petunia has a second chance to do better by her sister, and to change the future. Oneshot. This didn't go quite the way I had loosely planned but hey, it wrote itself so I'm not complaining. Mostly Marauder Era. Smart!PetuniaHarry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 10k+, favs: 671, follows: 185, 11/1/2018
97 Kreacher Comforts
The Dursleys did not take well to being threatened by the Order of the Phoenix after year 5, and Harry has a desperate idea and calls upon Kreature to help him fake his own death and disappear. Rated for implicit violence and dark themes. No Ron bashing, irritating Dumbledore.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 948, follows: 338, 7/31/2018
100 The effects of abuse
Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 17k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 344, 5/5/2018