The 10 Commandments of Twilight
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.
6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.
8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)
9. You shall not covet Edward or Jacob! Edward is married and Jacob is MINE!
10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
I am NOT trying to use God's name in vain or making fun of the Ten Commandments when I copied and pasted this.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong...help do your part to end it!!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE AGAINST JUDGMENT AND STEREOTYPES
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (Just cause I'm black doesn't mean I have to be armed...)
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (I'm just near-sighted and far-sighted)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (I'm just undecided. So sue me.)
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off. (Bull shark. I just love being me.)
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. ( I love having my own swag by shopping at thrift stores, Goodwill, and other places.)
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (Facebook can get people killed. I refuse to use it.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (...No comment, whatsoever.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. (I love doing what I do, so haters can BACK OFF!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". (I don't wear makeup because I have bad skin and tend to forget to take it off.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch. (If you lie, it just hurts more in the end.)
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (Are Stephenie Meyer, James Patterson, or Richelle Mead crazy?... I didn't think so.)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser. (Gandhi said 'Live like you'll die tomorrow. Learn like you'll live forever.')
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black makes me feel outgoing and courageous and sexy.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. (I write sad poetry to release emotions.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. (I have a life and use it, but reading is a part of my life.)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (...No comment.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention (I LOVE BEING ME!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Nope. I just like having connections.)
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Look above.)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Haters!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (...No comment.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm too young to have anything but my v-card.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Stupid stereotypes.)
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. (I like to look good just because.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I eat lunch so I don't die.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (I'm single cause I'm single. Nothing more, nothing less.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". (Singing makes me me.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (I don't know what Jesus is...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Is wearing black a crime? If so, the law needs to be changed.)
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever (I try because if I don't, I'm saying 'I give up' to all of those who said I couldn't.)
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl. (I laugh all the time to keep things bright. =D)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Shoot yourself if you think this is true.)
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I've been through more in my short life than most have been through in almost a full century.)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't; actually I try to help them get as good as me.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (The pen is mightier than the sword.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (First off, I'm shy as heck. Second off, I'm only loud-mouthed when someone tells me off FIRST. Third off, I'm only SLIGHTLY overweight.)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I just love to write. It's not my fault if it's true.)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I refuse to stereotype people. It's just wrong.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (SCREW THIS!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I want my great-grandchildren to have a wonderful planet to live in.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE. (Sometimes.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I love to read because it makes me feel like I'm someone else.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (It's a conspiracy, man!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. (I have a clue...I just lost it.)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (How are you going to get a good job if you say "AYE! YO, HOMIE! I wanna job in dis place!"?)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (It makes me feel alive, like I'm actually doing something.)
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
AU = Alternate Universe. Story does not follow the plot of the Twilight saga.
AH = All Human. There will be no vampires in the story.
AN = Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.
POV = Point Of View. The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.
Ship = It means that you support a specific pairing.
OOC = Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC.)
OC = Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story.
HEA = Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.
Non-canon = This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books.
Canon = It DOES feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Ex. for plot: Stories that take place pre-Twilight or post-Breaking Dawn are nearly always acclaimed canon stories.)
Lemon/Smut = Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.
Slash = Male and Male smut.
Femmeslash = Female and Female smut.
PWP = Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.
Outtake = It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.
WIP = Work In Progress. The fic is not yet finished.
Darkfic = This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)
RR / R&R = Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.
OTP = One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom. (EX: I, myself, cannot decide between Jasper/Bella and Alec/Alice for the Twilight fandom.)
Fluff = A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)
WAFF = Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.
Songfic = A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot.
"Scars remind us where we've been; they don't have to dictate where we're going." ~David Rossi, Criminal Minds
"You should see what pops up when you type 'death' into a search engine." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
"I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~Edward Cullen, Twilight
"I will fight for you until your heart stops beating." ~Jacob Black, Eclipse
"Go home, and don't come back. Or you're gonna get hurt." ~Jacob Black, New Moon (Jacob grew a backbone!)
"Look at me! Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant!" ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
"Are you hacking into the government's HMO database? Is that legal?"
"Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch." ~Spencer Reid and Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds
"Hotch, repetitive thinking is a death knell for the brain. For complete brain usage, diverse stimulation is the key." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
“Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. “ ~William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"
"Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard" ~Unknown
Hey, people. Here are the characters in Eternal Night:
~Edward Cullen and his Family (If you don't have a clue what they look like, please watch Twilight)~ http:///img/movie_cullens4.jpg
~Jade Whitelock, Ebony's and Onyx's Mother~ http:///tumblr_llaw0xOWp91qihvyro1_500.jpg
~Robert Whitelock~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/02/idris_elba2010-headshot-med-wide.jpg
~Wolf Pack~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/taylor-new-moon-16-11-09-kc.jpg
~The Volturi~ http:///twilightsaga/images/6/6b/The-Volturi-the-volturi-7940833-1024-768.jpg
An Imprint with a Tail (in the order of appearance):
Ivory McKenzie~ http:///display_pic_with_logo/78251/78251,1266178509,11/stock-photo-beautiful-green-eyed-redhead-girl-in-stylish-sexy-silk-corset-46671121.jpg
Adam Sinclaire~ http:///resimler/paul-walker-hair-styles-0.jpg
Nina Angelica Uley~ http:///images/tv-EP01107208/tyler-perrys-meet-the-browns-denise-boutte-1.jpg
Luna, the goddess~ http:///polls/000549421/polls_greeneyes004PHlg_1310_111054_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg
Paul in wolf form~ http:///twilightsaga/images/4/43/Paul_Wolf.jpg
Sam Uley~ http:///twilightsaga/images/f/f6/Normal_013.jpg
Sam in wolf form~ http:///images/Darkwolfv.jpg
The Pack~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/taylor-new-moon-16-11-09-kc.jpg