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1Exeunt Stage Tower
In which Dumbledore's next great adventure turns out to be a little closer to home than anyone suspected...Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 2/28/2020, Albus D., Rosmerta
2Infinite Loops: The Miscellaneous Loops »
The World Tree is broken, with all god-hands on deck and multitudes of fandom 'verses kicked into time-loops as a form of life support. These are their collective insanities, courtesy of the SpaceBattles Misc. Loops megathread.X-overs, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 5, words: 62k+, favs: 35, follows: 37, updated: 11/10/2019 published: 3/29/2017
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The Usual Suspects? »
…But not necessarily from the usual places! The PTB are recruiting for a long-term mission to a distant, uncertain future – and this time, they're actually desperate enough to ask first. Their first recruit? Buffy Summers, from the end of "Chosen". Ensemble cast. (Oh, and: NOT a Buffy/Whistler pairing.) Now complete, for the main part.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 39k+, favs: 16, follows: 21, updated: 2/20/2017 published: 9/21/2015, Buffy S., Whistler
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Redshirted! »
Because he really, REALLY should have known better. (And because even after nearly 200 years, Dark Willow has hobbies!) YAXHF, with a crossover which has definitely never been done before - the original Exile: Escape from the Pit (under Avernum because there's no Exile cross-category).Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avernum, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, updated: 9/14/2015 published: 9/12/2015, Xander H.
17 Defaced, Derailed and Divergent »
The whole POINT of being blackmailed was to stop Buffy and co. from finding out she was doing magic! In the aftermath of the '98 post-Valentine's love spell, Amy decided on a simple touch of revenge. And fortuitously to her mind, she also happened to owe Cordelia an apology…Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Angst, chapters: 7, words: 63k+, favs: 96, follows: 63, updated: 9/10/2015 published: 12/13/2014, Xander H., Buffy S., Joyce S.
7One Sweet Divergence »
But seriously – 'I just wanted a happy ending? He didn't know whether to feel insulted his friends bought it, or burst out laughing that Sweet did too… Post-S6:7 'Once More, With Feeling', Xander accepts the price and makes his own play for power.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 40, follows: 63, updated: 4/11/2015 published: 9/21/2014, Xander H.
7Vincent and the Malfunctioning Wardrobe »
Because practically every aspect of his appearance begs to be ridiculed, and who else besides Yuffie could be silly enough to do it? Ficlet collection; rating may change with new material.Final Fantasy VII, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, updated: 2/11/2015 published: 6/14/2011, Vincent V., Yuffie K.
The Vitruvian Paradox »
Squall returns from Cosmos' realm a changed man – grown, matured, wiser. Which should have been a good thing, if not for the fact that the Squall-shaped hole in his world's future has suddenly grown too small for this new Squall…
Final Fantasy VIII, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 9/21/2014 published: 9/6/2014, Squall L.
18Graduating Divergence »
As Xander calmly detailed his dealings with a certain zombie gang some months past, a panicky Slayer and her undead/dying ex-boyfriend wondered what the hell had brought this on. Then Xander explained why. Buffy/Angel fic, set during Graduation Day Pt.2.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Drama, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 76, follows: 99, updated: 8/29/2014 published: 5/11/2013, Xander H., Angel, Buffy S., R. Giles
15 Grinding the Organ of Divergence »
Had Buffy realised the importance of Xander being the buttmonkey to Willow's organgrinder all the way back before her 17th, this might have all been avoided… A post-Season 7 divergence, involving Xander, a Hell Dimension, hippie weirdness, one of the weirder het pairings you'll ever come across and the gratuitous flogging of several dead horses…er, Xander!tropes. Pun intended.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 25k+, favs: 84, follows: 45, updated: 8/4/2014 published: 3/6/2014, Xander H., Willow R., Dawn S.
18 Fans Anonymous »
Fans are useless beings, safe from random, painful death only by the vagaries of plot armour - and more importantly as far as they're concerned, their dreams are doomed to failure by their methods. Herein, four young Academy students realise this a little earlier than otherwise. (Well, kinda - close enough, for eleven-year-olds...) Now onto epilogue/omakes!Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 34k+, favs: 23, follows: 13, updated: 8/4/2014 published: 6/7/2014, Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lost Your Head?
Sometimes it's just not worth being competent... Drabble, post-(never-to-be-written)YAHF in which the logical conclusion is demonstrated.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Humor, words: 100, favs: 4, follows: 1, 3/1/2013, Spike, Xander H.
30The Eighteenth »
A tale of the closing movements of the Groundhog Apocalypse, and the eternal boy ensnared at its nexus. Four: The portrait of a dreamer…Evangelion, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 29k+, favs: 109, follows: 108, updated: 10/2/2012 published: 2/1/2012, Shinji I.
6 Loneliness, Hopefully Past Tense
Several weeks post-game, Squall is drowning under a frustrating, pointless workload that keeps him from Rinoa's side far more than he'd like. A chance meeting and a seemingly random memory fragment combine to show him how to move on…Final Fantasy VIII, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 7k+, favs: 7, 8/24/2012, Squall L., Rinoa H.
5 The Beautiful ChocoMaster's Daughter
One fine evening, while Cloud's out of the room, Yuffie tells AVALANCHE a bedtime story. Perhaps he shouldn't have left… Crack-pairing: Random Flock of Chocobos X Cloud's Mom. Yes, really.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, 9/1/2011, Yuffie K., Cloud S.
3 Corel's Vengeance
Barret is pleasantly surprised to find Corel's executioner alive in the wreck of Proud Clod. Because Barret is not – notnotNOT – a nice man. Slight BarretxScarlet, OG, IC. Not for the fainthearted.Final Fantasy VII, M, English, Drama & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 4, 8/24/2011, Barret W., Scarlet
11 On Arranged Marriages
Vincent, Shelke, Yuffie: among other things, their views on the practice. A tale concerning the final fate of Lucrecia's data fragments. Post-DoC, obviously; not as dry as it might sound.Final Fantasy VII, K+, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 44, follows: 9, 7/3/2011, Vincent V., Yuffie K.
5 The Edge of Realities
"...er Squall." "Yeah." "How do we get our clothes back?" A continuation of Niqsta's 'The Edge of Dreams', concerning certain consequences of their skinny-dipping escapade. Now with lime flavouring!Final Fantasy VIII, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 6/4/2011, Squall L., Rinoa H.
11 Squall's Kinda ROTFL Moment
Involving a...horrifying secret held by most of the male SeeDs. Read if you like yaoi - ESPECIALLY read if you like the gratuitous ridicule of yaoi! NOT a Nida/Squall pairing; not overly graphic either, as I don't like yaoi. Slightly edited.Final Fantasy VIII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 3, 4/12/2011, Nida, Squall L.
6The Griever »
Death is the end of memory; memory never dies. Set 30 years after the events of FFVIII; most characters, some weird-ish pairings. Rated T for reasonably graphic violence. Not a Squalphie, unless you squint.Final Fantasy VIII, T, English, Adventure & Tragedy, chapters: 12, words: 51k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 2/19/2011 published: 12/31/2010, Squall L., Selphie T.
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