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1k+ The Most Dangerous Gamer » by chimmon
A litRPG set in the world of Worm. Follow the adventures of Kevin Greenhouse(OC) who Triggered when the Slaughterhouse Nine attacked his small home town in Texas. His options are to die or attempt to join the people who'd just murdered everyone he'd ever known. This fic features a Gamer power that is purely Shard-based.
Worm, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 90, words: 431k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 2/27/2023 published: 3/8/2021, OC, Bonesaw, Siberian
1k+And, The Giant Awoke » by RemoWilliams
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones, K, English, chapters: 29, words: 126k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 11/11/2021 published: 5/26/2014, Tyrion L.
80The Foregone Conclusion » by The Mustachioed Cat
Here's a shadow of the future. Not the terror and end of Third Impact, just a rolling landscape of sameness.
Evangelion, T, English, chapters: 10, words: 61k+, favs: 74, follows: 83, updated: 10/27/2021 published: 4/9/2007
313 Kazuma Sato: HERO OF BELZERG » by Full-Paragon
Kazuma Sato is celebrated as the legendary Hero who defeated the Devil King. Many have heard his tale from the Chronicles of Eris or the Royal Archives. Now, however, I have a chance to share Kazuma's own words, complied from his own notes, found after his death last spring. While some would expect his autobiography to be self aggrandizing, I have found quite the opposite. -NS
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 36, words: 154k+, favs: 729, follows: 588, updated: 12/16/2020 published: 6/25/2020, [Kazuma S., Yunyun] Eris, Iris
8k+A Drop of Poison » by Angel of Snapdragons
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 34, words: 200k+, favs: 17k+, follows: 18k+, updated: 12/25/2019 published: 10/3/2008, Naruto U., Iruka U.
1k+ It Gets Worse » by ack1308
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 21, words: 152k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/26/2019 published: 12/4/2015, Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C.
2k+ Shinji and Warhammer40k » by Charles Bhepin
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Evangelion & Warhammer, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 52, words: 791k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 3/1/2019 published: 11/11/2007
2k+ The Beacon Civil War » by Coeur Al'Aran
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 89k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 2/24/2018 published: 9/2/2017, Jaune A., L. Ren
70 The Wingman » by RebukeX7
The Arc Art of Attraction, a sacred art of seduction sought out and coveted by those searching for love. It's an art that one Jaune Arc finds himself passing down to a dear friend in need after an error reveals her own struggling love-life. This is a story of friendship, romance, family, and self-discovery. The story of the unsung hero, The Wingman. Not all heroes wear capes. ?/?
RWBY, M, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 37k+, favs: 476, follows: 218, updated: 7/2/2017 published: 3/23/2016, Ruby R., Jaune A.
520Death is Part of the Process » by Licoriceallsorts
An epic re-telling combining Crisis Core and Before Crisis from the POV of the Turks. Stars Reno, Tseng, Rude, Cissnei, Zack, Aerith, Veld, Rufus, and all the BC Turks; cameo appearances by entire VII cast. Drama, Romance, Action, Comedy, and more.
Final Fantasy VII, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 88, words: 550k+, favs: 141, follows: 116, updated: 5/21/2017 published: 2/10/2010, Reno, Tseng
121 Squirrel's Luck » by Racke
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 19k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 494, updated: 5/1/2017 published: 4/27/2017, [Sakura H., Naruko U.]
1k+Of Pyjamas and Ironic Harmonies » by TheVulpineHero1
A collection of bite-size Yuffentine moments. Always open to prompts. Not updated every two days. Back in action! ...Again! Kind of!
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 162, words: 117k+, favs: 148, follows: 92, updated: 4/17/2017 published: 7/31/2010, Yuffie K., Vincent V.
337 Eye of the Sword » by AlexKirko
What if Shirou was distorted by the fire much more than in the original novel? What if he realised how similar he was to a blade and set out to find his purpose and wielder as one? This is a story of a man trying to become the best person he can, while struggling with having had his personality wiped and replaced by a blade-filled inner world at the age of five. COMPLETE.
Fate/stay night, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 11, words: 84k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/4/2017 published: 12/12/2015, ShirÅ E., Saber, Rin T., Sakura M.
68Phantom Infinite Loops » by Purrs
Christine thought she was dying. She was. Fortunately, the multiverse crashed and sent her back to the beginning. Baseline Loops are ALW. Infinite Time Loops, rated T to be safe, I own nothing. (Gustave would also be listed but apparently he isn't listable.)
Phantom of the Opera, T, English, Humor, chapters: 18, words: 59k+, favs: 42, follows: 42, updated: 6/16/2016 published: 6/16/2014, Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg Giry
1k+ How to Win Friends, Influence People » by sparrowette
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 21, words: 88k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 12/29/2013 published: 7/16/2012, Naruto U.
204Love Her and Despair » by AuronLu
[AU] 13 years after Yuna falls in the Final Summoning, a Cult of Sin has arisen, Isaaru must resume his pilgrimage, and Auron must try once again to kill a friend before his time runs out. They'll need all the help they can get from the Crusaders, the Al Bhed, Yuna's surviving guardians and the Crimson Squad to combat a Sin like none before.
Final Fantasy X, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 49, words: 130k+, favs: 91, follows: 62, updated: 11/6/2012 published: 12/15/2007, Auron, Lulu
13 Unsung by PeaceHeather
A person's greatest strength is often revealed when no one is around to see it. Post-Showtime, Xander and Buffy have a conversation. If you like, this piece can fit with Remember, Believe, and Rest, but it isn't necessary to read the two together.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, K, English, Friendship, words: 246, favs: 16, follows: 3, 10/4/2012, Buffy S., Xander H.
259 Believe in Yesterday » by H-thar
Prequel to "Always in Repair." AU: As if Serah doesn't have enough to deal with in the wake of Cocoon's fall, Hope's arrival complicates everything. Balancing burdens and blessings, all they can do is try to fit into the world on which they've landed.
Final Fantasy XIII, M, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 21, words: 214k+, favs: 184, follows: 99, updated: 6/4/2012 published: 3/16/2011, Hope, Serah F.
59 Unsent » by Galloway
Part 1 of my Tikku trilogy, "Coming Home". Please see the new Author's Note in Chapter 7!
Final Fantasy X-2, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 7, words: 44k+, favs: 47, follows: 33, updated: 2/17/2012 published: 8/4/2006, Rikku, Tidus
5 I'm A Delta Get It? » by Manchester
Nearly a decade after the Sunnydale Collapse and the creation of the New Council, Xander is sent by the Powers That Be to a certain college fraternity. Various comedic hijinks ensue, of course.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies, M, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 38k+, favs: 42, follows: 22, updated: 12/4/2011 published: 9/9/2011, Xander H.
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