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Joined Nov '10

Hokey-Do-key so this is my first time with an account on here but I have been reviewing with anonymous person with my twin you can call me Zaria and you can call my sister Xena we'll be sharing this account and this is something about ourselves.

Things I love:dogs,Percy Jackson,Narnia,Boo Boo Stewart,Logan Lerman,Alexander Ludwig,Evan Ellington,hot cocoa,candy,chap stick,boys,movies,books,my twin,family,fishing swimming,mashups.

Things I dislike:bullies,stuck-up people,Selena[me and my sisters rival]history class,akward moments.

Appearance for us:curly black hair,dark brown hair,jean shorts,knee high socks,fingerless gloves[always blue or red,T-shirt[funny saying]

Age:It could be anything Mentally: we're working on that

D.O.B:October 31

Living:In a house

parings we like:

Lilly/James(Harry Potter)

Harry/OC (Harry Potter)

Ron/Hermione(Harry Potter)

Neville/Luna(Harry Potter)

Cheng/OC(Karate Kid)

Brainiac/OC(Legion of Super Heroes)

Saturn Girl/Lightning Lad(Legion of Super Heroes)

Triplicate girl/Bouncing Boy(Legion of Super Heroes)

Luffy/OC(One Peice)

Seth/OC(Race to Witch Mountain)

Riley/OC(National Treasure)

Nico/OC(Percy Jackson)

Percy/Annabeth(Percy Jackson)

Luke/OC(Star Wars)

Obi-Wan/OC(Star Wars)

Anakin/Padme(Star Wars)




CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow/OC(Pirates of the Caribbean)

CAPTAIN J ack Sparrow/Elizabeth(Pirates of the Caribbean)

Will/Elizabeth(Pirates of the Carribbean

Will/OC(Pirates of the Caribbean)

Pyro/OC(X-Men:The Movie)

Pavel Chevok/OC(Star Trek:2009)

Spock/Uhara(Star Trek:2009

Tarrent/OC(Alice in Wonderland)




Hiccup/OC(How to Train your Dragon)

Hiccup/Astrid(How to Train your Dragon)

Hiccup/Astrid(How to Train your Dragon)Gender Bend

Mutt/OC(Indiana Jones)

Erik/OC(Jurassic Park)

Billy/OC(Jurassic Park)

Bill/OC(Anaconda:Hunt for the Blood Orchid)





You can pretty much tell,we like OC parings,but not all of them so ya if you could recamend any of them,we would review them and maybe a couple of your stories too.

favorite quotes I love:

A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!"

I called your brother gay and he hit me with his purse!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starrer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! No more zest

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

95 Percent Of Teens Would Have A Breakdown If they saw Miley Cyrus standing ontop of the Empire State Building about to jump,Copy and paste if your one of the 5 that will be yelling "JUMP &, JUMP!!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

You can't spell crap without rap.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more (So true...)

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.


"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll kill you!" (HAHA! i would so do that!)

"Whatever doesn't kill me, had better run pretty damn fast" (They had better listen!)

I used up my sick days so I called in dead. (I'll have to try that sometime...)

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too." (WOOHOO! something I would do!)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice? (It makes me wonder... if any of yall have an answer tell me!)

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

OH dude you are so pimpin(from George Lopez I laughed my head off after he said that XD)

There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day. – Tiana, Princess and the Frog

(DG) Did you here that?... (Glitch) Yes...no... - Tin Man

How about a shave? - Sweeney, Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Oooooh, somebody stop me! - Mask, The Mask

"Up is down"? Well, that's maddeningly unhelpful. - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 3

"Never tell a girl to calm down!" -Carly Shay (ICarly)

"It's a pie shop, not church! Come on!" Spencer Shay (ICarly)

"One question that always drives me hazy. Am I or the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein

'Why Is The Rum Gone?' - Captain Jack Sparrow.

'Nobody Move! I've Dropped Me Brain!' - Captain Jack Sparrow.

'I've Got A Jar of Dirt! I've Got A Jar of Dirt! And Guess What's Inside It!' - Captain Jack Sparrow

"It's a little golden man." -Riley

"Why couldn't a girl see me do that?" - Riley

'Wait! What About Jack? I Can't Leave Without Him! (Sees Jack Being Chased) Never Mind, Let's Go! - Will Turner.

"I'm awesome...I'm amazing...I'm Batman" "Yeah...you're Batman" - Dean and Sam Winchester


The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Santa teaches you that it's okay to break into houses as long as you bring presents.

I snap crackle and pop rice krispies.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

If I went to Hogwarts, and got sent to Dumbledore's office, I would so skip down the hallway and sing, 'I'm off to see the wizard...' LOL!

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Sarcastic Sayings:

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Gone CRAZY! Be back soon.

Just be happy I'm not a twin!(lol)

I know karate, and like 2 other Japanese words.

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

I'm a ninja. (You can't see me.)

I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you.

(On shirt with yoda.) My jedi skills you will like.

Famous Last Words:

"Honey, watch this!"


"I've got this."

"Oh crap/(Insert cuss word of your choice here.)"

"Look, no hands!"

"Am I missing an eyebrow?"

"It'll be fine."

"This is going to be awesome!"

"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..."

"Is it supposed to look like that?"

"I don't think it's supposed to do that..."

"What is that?!"

"Oh, he/she's perfectly harmless."

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy to get. So, the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're AMAZING. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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