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"You guys are the only family that I have. And I think, um...I am so scared." A Beauyasha post-date ficlet about hands and eyes. (Rated M for safety but mostly just vague implications.)Dungeons and Dragons, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 455, favs: 1, 2/25/2021
2 Of Course
Four times Miles worried about Trucy, and one time Trucy worried about him.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 14k+, favs: 22, follows: 6, 2/27/2020, [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick] Trucy W.
5 Turnabout Toilet Brush
Phoenix, with no ulterior motives whatsoever, calls a meeting to resolve an office dispute. Apollo and Athena, meanwhile, try to solve a few office mysteries, like why Phoenix is suddenly so insistent on not using their powers in the workplace. More importantly: who broke the damn toilet brush?Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 12k+, favs: 17, follows: 2, 2/1/2020, [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Apollo J., Athena C.
All Standing
After an experimental spell goes wrong, Caleb meets an old friend.Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Angst & Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, 7/24/2018
1 The Sting »
Pike and Scanlan get married, sort of. A story about love, trust, family, marriage, music...and organized crime. Critical Role fic, Pikelan with background Perc'ahlia and Vaxleth.Dungeons and Dragons, M, English, Crime & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 76k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, updated: 6/19/2018 published: 10/1/2017
1 From the Mouths of Birds
Kiri overhears something she's not supposed to, and, in true Kiri fashion, proceeds to tell everyone.Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, 6/16/2018
Caleb, Fjord, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Date
Caleb and Fjord try to get a moment alone. The rest of the gang interferes.Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 5, 2/12/2018
1 The Gordian Knot
Vox Machina makes a simple bet, on when Vex and Keyleth will get together. Well...they try, at least. When has Vox Machina ever done anything simple?Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 8k+, favs: 10, follows: 5, 12/16/2017
Home Is Not a Place
Sometimes, forgiveness didn't happen right away. Sometimes, things took time. Scanlan knew this. He'd also never been known for his patience. He was trying to give Pike her space, though, he really was. He knew she had every right to still be mad, even after a week of traveling with him again. And then fate- or rather, Keyleth- intervened. (Critical Role fic, loosely Pikelan.)Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 6/4/2017
4 In The Torchlight
Critical Role: After defeating the Scourged Rider, Kima and Allura decide to go out for a drink.Dungeons and Dragons, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 843, favs: 1, 1/13/2017
3 Fidelity
It's just past midnight, and Sirius has under twelve hours to figure out why he can't produce a Patronus before his Defense Against the Dark Arts N.E.W.T. tomorrow. Or: Fifteen years before he teaches Harry Potter how to cast a Patronus, Remus has another student.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 41, follows: 14, 10/2/2016, [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P.
103 The Art of Misdirection »
When Lily discovers her fated soulmate is none other than her friend's boyfriend James Potter, she does the only thing she can do- lie, and hope it's some kind of cosmic error. But in the ever complicated world of Hogwarts romance, nothing stays secret for long...Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 16, words: 80k+, favs: 194, follows: 142, updated: 8/21/2016 published: 10/25/2015, [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Frank L., Alice L.]
4 Oh Lily
After years of pining, Lily actually seems to be returning James's feelings. And with Valentine's Day coming up (their last at Hogwarts), it's the perfect chance for James to ask her out. But how? Each of the Marauders gives him their two cents, with...decidedly mixed results.Harry Potter, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, 7/27/2016
9 Love Is An Open Door
Wherein Sirius keeps ordering weird things off of Ebay in James's name, and Lily is the delivery woman who brings them to his door.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 49, follows: 12, 7/20/2016, [James P., Lily Evans P.]
6Upside Down
Lily's pop star career seems to be hitting a rut, until her publicity team comes up with the perfect plan- a fake relationship with James Potter, frontman of boyband The Marauders. Lily's less than enthused- their last interaction ended with vomit all over her nicest shoes. After a few dates, however, lines blur, and suddenly things between them don't seem to be just PR anymore...Harry Potter, K, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 28, follows: 10, 7/15/2016
2 That Old Feeling
The story of how Dean and Seamus fell in love, as told by a 1937 classic.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 7/2/2015, Seamus F., Dean T.
23 Letters from Lily Evans to James Potter aka Potter aka Arrogant Toerag »
...That She Will Never Send, Vol I. After yet another fight with Potter, Lily's assignment in detention is to vent her feelings on paper by writing letters to him and never sending them. Only problem is, the fights keep happening, and then suddenly seventh year is approaching and Lily doesn't know what her feelings are anymore. Epistolary fic.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 22k+, favs: 42, follows: 29, updated: 12/28/2014 published: 9/18/2014, [Lily Evans P., James P.]
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A Storybook Murder »
It's that time of year again, and Oz has invited multiple characters from several different series to the Grand Annual Character Conference, full of food and drink and mind-numbingly boring conversation...which makes it all the more surprising when the lights go out, the doors lock, and the bodies start hitting the floor. Who is the murderer? What is their motive? Will Max survive?Harry Potter & Maximum Ride, T, English, Suspense & Mystery, chapters: 17, words: 39k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 9/26/2014 published: 12/29/2010, Draco M., Max, Dylan
10 No More Soulmates
In a world where wizards are given timers that count down to the day they meet their soulmates, Seamus Finnegan chooses not to look- until a gust of wind and a conversation with Dean changes everything. Dean/Seamus, soulmate timer tattoo AU. Oneshot. Some gratuitous swearing.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 113, follows: 27, 8/16/2014, [Dean T., Seamus F.]
15 The Kissing Disease
A few weeks after disaster at a snog party, Remus locks himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out. Why? What will the Marauders do to free him? And what does Sirius have to do with all of this? Wolfstar oneshot.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 92, follows: 18, 6/21/2014, [Remus L., Sirius B.]
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