2 The Whip Crack'd An alternate shortie based on "The Majors" by W.E.B. Griffin. One hopes he'd have enjoyed it. If you haven't read his Brotherhood of War series, by all means do so. Aside from being a cracking good set of novels, it gives an insider's look at things.
Misc. Books, K+, English, words: 1k+, 5/29/2022
10 Le Baron Dumbledore's arrogance leads him to do something stupid; McGonagall throws him to the wolves. Set at Hogwarts prior to 1991. Very non-canon.
Harry Potter, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 18, 12/30/2021, Albus D., Minerva M., Lee J., OC
58Hold My Butterbeer » An annoyed Harry deals with the Goblet of Fire and Dumbledore; resulting in a very annoyed Hermione. Rated for language.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 181, follows: 289, updated: 10/15/2018 published: 6/24/2018, Harry P., Hermione G., OC
6The Tournament Harry is busy when his name comes out of the Cup. Hilarity ensues. Rated for language, violence.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 654, favs: 33, follows: 32, 12/27/2017
3The Seventh Year Contract Harry returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year. During the summer, pairings have occurred. Clueless Dumbledore, impressed with his own magnificence. H/HrG/GW; NL/SB/HA; DM/DG/LL
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 21, 10/15/2017
11Plot Bunnies » Stuff that wouldn't leave me alone - most of it is short. Characters will vary, so far the settings are non-canon. Humourous but likely to be a bit twisted. Most of these will be non-canon.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 6k+, favs: 13, follows: 17, updated: 7/20/2016 published: 1/19/2013
28Harry and the Girls Harry is hiding; news stories have caused him to be pursued relentlessly by females from 11 to 60. Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Padma and Parvati have decided enough is enough. Rated M because of inferences to sex. Non-canon, EWE. Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 171, follows: 176, 7/24/2013, Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.
8 On Afghanistan's Plains Set immediately after the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Harry's pretty brassed off, Dr. Granger offers sound advice. One-shot short short story. Non-canon.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 626, favs: 39, follows: 16, 10/17/2012, Harry P., Mr. Granger
2Some Notes on Basics Notes of basic errors I have encountered in the fan-fic community. This will be on-going and updated sporadically. Revised 4 August 2012.
Misc. Books, K, English, words: 1k+, updated: 3/15/2012 published: 10/29/2011
19Mister Weasley » Ron pushes things a step too far. There are serious consequences, during which the covers of Dr. Granger, Fred & George are blown. Arthur reveals a side not generally seen. Mildly AU, non-canon.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 27, follows: 33, updated: 3/13/2012 published: 10/24/2011, Ron W., Mr. Granger