71Once Upon a Storybook » "Once upon a bloody time, a bookworm and a prankster were unwittingly caught in a bleedin' explosion that trapped them in an effing Muggle storybook. It all began because of all bloody Seamus Finnegan. We should just exile Seamus, and then we'll all live happily ever after."

24 All The Way Who knew a charmed radio, a magical locket, and some Sinatra could go such a long, long way?

107 Stories at a Bar » Because mermaids, fairies, and the heavenly chorus all know there will always be stories at bars, whether it be about some existential crisis, musical prowess, knives, or cinnamon-sprinkled hot chocolate.

28 Three Lefts Make It Right » Three times she was left behind, but it turned her in the right direction. Three times he'll prove he can do it right, and there will be no lefts or leaving anyone behind.

11 Jericho Kids learn language by listening to their parents. They learn behavior by observing people. So when a person is exposed to constant abandonment, it's only logical to assume that's all they'd know. That's all they knew how to do. Because it's a learned behavior.

22 Traces of Patterns The past always echoes in the future, and for a family like Killian Jones's, late-night worries are justified. You can never have heart-to-hearts too early, right?

27 Song As Old As Rhyme » It was a tale as old as time, a story of a love that went beyond appearances, beyond pride and prejudices, to bind together two very unlikely and unprepared people.

35 Luck of the Jewish » Where was his father's old shotgun? Puck needed it to go blast his own head off since it was malfunctioning. He'd lost his mind. It was the heat. He passed out from heatstroke and was having some funky dream as some sort of cosmic payback for coming up with so many racist jokes. He thought he'd been in the clear since he'd never said them out loud. Apparently he was wrong.

190 The Second Choice » Edmund Pevensie: son, brother, friend, traitor. The prospect of more Turkish Delight was not enough to sway the young boy enough to deliver his siblings to the White Witch. So she offered him a position—her prince, her apprentice, and her contingency plan.

38 2030 "All right, guys, where do you think you'll be in the year twenty-thirty?" "In jail or dead," Puck answered. Then added as an afterthought, "Or both."