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178Outrage »
Sequel to Rage. Fourth year is finally over and Harry can relax. Things are starting to look up, right until they aren't. Fifth year is coming and with it does a new villain, dressed in pink and hellbent on making Harry seem a liar. Under her draconian rule Harry will have to balance his own mental health, a headmaster ignoring him, and old/new friends. This is bullsh*t Snape/OMCHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 17, words: 61k+, favs: 902, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/26 published: 11/24/2017
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Rage »
Harry has had a shit life. His parents were dead, he had nearly died multiple times, he is always in the news and one of his friends hates him at the drop of a hat. To make it worse now he has to face down a dragon in the Triwizard tournament. He is done. Harry is pissed and he is going to make sure that they all know it. He is taking his stand right now. Snape/omc no other pairingHarry Potter, T, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 101k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/24/2017 published: 3/14/2016, Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
22 That Dreaded Puppy Story
In which Alex Dawsen gets into a bar room brawl over puppies. Severus watches on because, really, it is so much fun. A snippet from my Rage series, a bit of a prequel. Just a short look into their life.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 137, follows: 28, 4/1/2017, Severus S., OC
36 Worshipped »
All prayers are heard. However, not all are heard by the person you expect. Patrons are not chosen consciously. Tony Stark has chosen a Patron god and he doesn't even know it. Loki knows it though. After all, this is his first worshiper. When Loki appears on Earth under the directive of Thanos Tony is confronted by the god who answers his prayers. Now everything is different.Avengers, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 479, follows: 183, updated: 1/17/2016 published: 7/8/2015, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
191 I need your assistance »
Loki Is brought to Tony, injured and abused, by Heimdall. Asked to take care of him, Tony accepts. After all, he has nothing to do now that Pepper left him. What are you supposed to do with an injured Norse god? Make him your assistant of course! eventual Tony/Loki. A tiny bit of Clint captain America bashing. Smut near the end.Avengers, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 23, words: 53k+, favs: 745, follows: 398, updated: 12/24/2014 published: 3/30/2014, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
16Silently Crying »
The jets dont really know whats going in Baby John's life. They didnt see him flinch when the sang "gee officer krupke". Then someone found out. abused!Baby John. may be disturbing to some people. tough luck :PWest Side Story, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 36, follows: 24, updated: 3/30/2014 published: 3/1/2012, Baby John
10 Pretending
Draco pretends a lot. Then again, so does Harry. Together in a room they pretend that they no longer have to fake being what they are. Not slash. NOt incredibly depressing but not the happiest. I suck at summaries. Sentient Hogwarts (kind of)Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 28, follows: 14, 11/12/2013, Harry P., Draco M.
22 Peel Off The Masks »
A random guy runs into the great hall... panic ensues... Harry leaves for 3 days, leaving the guy and his place... He knows harry's secrets and will tell them all... bad summary good story... H/D H/OC Dont like boyxboy dont read! rated M just in case. Warning, the ending kind of sucks. at least I think soHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 23k+, favs: 123, follows: 75, updated: 10/26/2013 published: 12/31/2010, Harry P., Draco M.
18 Sins of thy father
When a criminal recognizes John, a big secret is revealed. What is the doctor hiding from everyone? With Sherlock's support he will tell everyone. mentions of abuse, rape, torture. VERY DARK. no slash. Somewhat shortSherlock, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 162, follows: 44, 10/26/2013, Sherlock H., John W.
33 Ive been naughty »
50 THINGS IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN HOGWARTS! should be funny, each chapter is another 50!Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 61, follows: 33, updated: 8/18/2013 published: 2/22/2011
9 No Happy Ending
Harry is missing something in his life. When he stumbles on Draco Malfoy doing something truly horrifying he joins in, instead of running. Soon it leads him down the path of self mutilation and abuse. New sides are brought to light. Harry/Draco. Graphic sex (dubious consent). COuld be a trigger for cutters. Its bad so the weak of heart shouldnt read or get offended. VERY ANGSTYHarry Potter, M, English, Angst, words: 9k+, favs: 50, follows: 14, 10/13/2012, Harry P., Draco M.
5 Intelligence
A man comes in with a gun and asks who will take place of the girl he is going to kill. Reid offers, but why? Well its all to do with the fact that he is smart. read it, I dare yah. Triple dog dare youCriminal Minds, T, English, Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 139, follows: 49, 3/11/2012, S. Reid
4When Songs Attack »
Somthing is happening in hogwarts! students and teachers are randomly bursting out in songs! this is just a little plot bunny that would not go away! i tried pioson, shooting it, starving it but it was stubborn... well here it is. dont expect alotHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 11, updated: 1/29/2012 published: 4/2/2011