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1k+A Young Woman's Political Record »
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 57, words: 308k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 9/14/2020 published: 7/15/2018, Tanya, Visha
62Once upon a time »
This is a place for story beginnings and one shots that won't leave me alone. If there's enough demand I suppose I might extend them.Misc. Anime/Manga, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 19k+, favs: 51, follows: 47, updated: 5/28/2020 published: 4/12/2013
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Shadow of the Bay »
An accidental collision of space time techniques sends an ordinary shinobi to Brockton Bay. She'll need all of her common sense and good judgment as she finds her feet in a new world. With new friends by her side, Tenten will have to decide if she's going to fit in or if her new home is going to have to fit her.Naruto & Worm, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 52k+, favs: 598, follows: 664, updated: 10/6/2018 published: 2/17/2018
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Reservoir Worms
Taylor initially wanted to be a confidential informant. What might have happened if Armsmaster were enough of an amoral jackass to take her up on it?Worm, T, English, Crime & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 114, follows: 80, 8/3/2018, Skitter, Armsmaster
114 A Royal Visit »
Brockton Bay receives a visit from the widely acclaimed strongest man on earth. Nothing will ever be the same.Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 20k+, favs: 629, follows: 632, updated: 9/20/2017 published: 9/13/2017, Tatsumaki, King
3k+Applied Cultural Anthropology, or »
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 168k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 8/31/2017 published: 4/26/2013, Hermione G., Severus S.
879Blackfish Out Of Water »
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowderA song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 40, words: 96k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 9/14/2016 published: 4/29/2016, Brynden T.
131Rise of the Weasley Famiglia
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 553, follows: 577, 2/2/2016, Ron W.
131Cape For Hire »
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.Worm, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 901, follows: 959, updated: 1/2/2016 published: 12/21/2015, Skitter
301Appeal of Authority »
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.Naruto, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 38k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/30/2015 published: 4/20/2013, Sakura H., Tsunade S.
19 Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly »
Earth caught a lucky break when Clark Kent grew up to be the kind of man who could earn the nickname of the Big Blue Boy Scout. This story could be considered a look at whether that was something inevitable and irreversible.DC Superheroes, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 58, follows: 31, 11/7/2014
172Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly »
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 24k+, favs: 529, follows: 564, updated: 5/31/2014 published: 11/14/2013, Skitter
183Bug on a Wire »
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.Worm, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 41k+, favs: 825, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/17/2013 published: 10/13/2013, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
61 The Sasuke Fan Club »
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 33k+, favs: 103, follows: 63, updated: 9/30/2013 published: 7/21/2013, Sakura H., Ino Y.
63 Note to Self
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 953, favs: 257, follows: 71, 5/6/2013, Gilderoy L.
698 Trial by Ninja »
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.Naruto, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 100k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/20/2013 published: 6/19/2012, Sakura H.
163 A Ninja By Any Other Name »
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.Naruto & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 45k+, favs: 367, follows: 491, updated: 1/23/2013 published: 8/21/2011, Sakura H., Louise