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Joined Jan '11

Every story is worth reading. Every story is worth reviewing -My motto

Name: Call me Yui!

Age: Unknown. No, really, most of the time I seriously don't know my age so it's pointless to even ask.

Appearance: Cut my hair real short about three months ago, to about chin length, and it's now shoulder length... Does my hair have some kind of super growth property? I'm starting to doubt my humanity. My eyes are a dark wood brown. All in all, I'm average. Average is good.

Likes: Anything sweet, Anime/Manga, writing fanfic, reading, singing, playing musical instruments, listening to music and of course good reviews!! The latter makes me especially happy.

Dislikes: Spicy things, arrogant people, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS, searching for that one fanfiction but not finding it and having to write it yourself, sad Anime/Manga endings.

Music: Japanese songs!! Any kind but it has to be Japanese! And classic music, never forget the good old classic music.

Personality: Airhead. Idiot. Introverted. But open to friendship.

Way of writing: I have the strangest way of writing and also the strangest way on how to find inspiration. I used to write in Italian, but that's no more and I'm glad I'm over that phase, haha!

Type of writing: The way I write may seem kinda strange but that's just how I like it! It's my way of shouting "I'M UNIQUE!".

Writing in general: I mainly write about OCs. I do not have enough confidence to write a story with only canon characters. Though I do get a few ideas for canon-characters only fanfictions.

Favorite Anime/Manga: They are a lot.. And I can't exactly say that I liked one more than the other because if I don't like being compared then they wouldn't like it either, if they could express their feelings.

How I review: I review almost every story I read, and I also favorite it. If I haven't reviewed a story it means I can't find the right words to explain how FANTASTIC, AWESOME that story was. But don't misunderstand me, I do say if there is a mistake but I concentrate more on the feelings of love for that story. For that masterpiece that is not all that perfect.

What I think about fanfiction/story in general: I think that every fanfiction is wonderful. Even if there are mistakes and a bit of OOCness. The story is wonderful because the author poured her/his heart into writing it! Sweat, tears, hours of thinking, hours of checking for mistakes, everything is done with love. And to reward that love I review all the fanfictions I read. Even if the fanfiction has already 100s of reviews, one more review could make the author even happier.

I always think of how happy the person behind the fanfiction could be if I write even a small comment. And that's cause I feel that way too. Even if it's just a smiley face, it brightens my day and I keep replying that review all over again in my head.

What reviewing means to me: To me it means encouraging the author, who did his/her best to write that story. Simply putting a "favorite" won't do much because it means many things, like: "I liked the story", "I found it interesting", "It was worth reading", "I want to read it again in the future". Reviewing it means getting the message across with actual words.


Now we will pass to random things I picked up here and there!

This one is adorable..

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. :')


Amusing Thoughts:

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

When I'm bored, I text a random number and say, "I hid the body, now what?" (Would love to do this!)


You know you're obsessed with Anime when...

- You start naming your screen name and usernames with anything related to anime.

- You like to say famous lines of anime characters frequently.

- You surf for hours around the net looking for anime sites.

- You decide to or want to name your children after your favorite anime characters.

- You try learning how to draw your favorite anime characters, even if your bad at drawing.

- You love to doodle or make sketches of anime characters in your notebook when your in school or when you're bored.

- Your friends all know you LOVE anime.

- You try to imitate an anime character you are obsessed with.

- You dress as one of your favorite anime characters for Halloween.

- You made the costume yourself.

- You don't think falling in love with a anime character is crazy, but your friends and family members do.

- You love collecting MANY pictures of all your favorite anime and favorite characters.

- You try buying every merchandise you can of your favorite anime, no matter what the cost is.

- You don't mind if you watch an anime you like in a different language or with no subtitles. You would just say, "Who cares!!! It's ANIME!!"

- You cry or get really upset when your favorite character dies or gets badly hurt.

- You dream about anime-related things.

- You start to argue with people who hate anime or who think it's trash, because to you it's the best or one of the best things that came into your life.

- You want to plan a trip to Japan just to check out and get Anime Stuff, even though you know they are very expensive.

- You think about anime-related things at least twice or more a day.

- You can't imagine how your life would be WITHOUT anime. o_o

- Your hard drive is practically all filled up with all sorts of anime stuff, like mp3s, pictures, wallpaper, etc.

- You always tell your friend that someone nearby is wearing an anime shirt and get them to look at it.

- You can't go through a day without taking a glimpse of something that has to do with anime.

- You try learning how to play your favorite anime song on piano or any instrument.

- You constantly listen to Anime songs.

- You try to save up ALL your money so you can buy anime toys, DVDs, CDs, video tapes and etc.

- You want to learn Japanese so you can listen and understand what the characters are saying without reading subtitles.

- You are inspired by the people who created and drew the animations.

- Your room is filled with MANY anime pictures, and you still continue adding more on.

- You want to or have named your pet after your favorite anime character.

- You would frequently try to find someone out there in the real world who resembles your favorite anime character in some way.

- You start to treat your favorite anime characters as if they were real people.

- You think you are or don't mind being called an "Anime Freak".

- Anything you receive for your birthday or for any special holiday, you expect to get something anime-related.

- You are up to date with the new anime shows coming out.

- You try convincing your friends or whoever doesn't like anime that it is the BEST animation ever.

- You would go in shock if someone doesn't know what "Anime" is.

- You like to read or write many fanfics of your favorite anime or characters.

- People are trying to STOP you from being so "into" anime.

- You don't think you can really be obsessed with anything else as much as you do with Anime.

- Anime is one of your hobbies or your main interests.

- The people you draw seem to always appear "anime style" because you have practiced too much at drawing your fav anime characters.

- You're starting to listen to Japanese or Anime music even though you don't fully understand what they are singing, but you enjoy and are obsessed with them anyways.

- You look up for English translations to the Japanese songs.

- You listen to Japanese or Anime music more than you do with English.

- Your starting to have more interest in the Japanese culture than your own.

- You are starting to have more interest in Japanese bands and singers than any other.

- You would cheer whenever your favorite anime character does something awesome or kills someone annoying.

- You would only date people who likes anime almost as much as you do.

- You would swoon over a cute anime guy/girl or bishounen/bishoujo.

- You think about putting anime stuff on your bag and wear anime shirts to show people that you are a fan of Anime.

- You buy a Japanese/English dictionary.

- You think about Anime when you're bored or in school. Eve during an exam!

- You get upset or feel regretful for missing an interesting episode of your favorite anime show.

- You have or want to create your own manga or anime show with your own story, characters and all.

- You are also obsessed with manga, because most anime originates from them.

- You watch your favorite anime show from beginning to the end of the series more than once or twice, without getting bored of it.

- More than 50% of your life consists of Anime.

- Your favorite video games have anime-related art in them or are made by a Japanese company.

- You are starting to eat foods that your favorite anime character eats, even if you originally didn't know about it or like it.

- You have dreams about buying something anime-related.

- You wish your favorite anime character was a real person.

- Your obsession with anime has got you obsessed with the Japanese culture.

- You now even make your own Japanese food or have tried.

- You eat Japanese food frequently.

- You say "Ah" when you're about to eat something.

- You say "Kawaii" instead of "Cute".

- You say "Hai" or "Ah" with a nod instead of "Yes"

- You use Japanese words.

- Bowing, enough said.

- You add honorifics at the end of people's names.

- You make up Kakashi-excuses when you're late.

- You shout random/strange/absurd/bizarre names before an attack.

- "Meow" becomes "Nyan".

- You hear and see Anime characters in real life.

- "Rock-paper-scissors" becomes "Jan-ken-pon!"

- You start eating or want to eat with chopsticks.

- You try to walk around with your eyes close.


You Know you're obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!".

-Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words "-chan" and "-kun" at the end of your friends names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use "Kuchiyose No Jutsu" to summon the Toad King.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out.

-Start to call your teachers Sannin.

-Claim you're going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an ANBU.

-Cry at the flashback scenes of Naruto's family and Sasuke's.

-List ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".


Anime-Related

If you think it's nice to have an OC (Original Character) you created in some of your stories, put this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love anime, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a major fangirl moment, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this to your profile.

If you feel that all good men in the world are taken, gay, or anime characters, paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be an anime character, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. (FUCK MATH!!!)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you'd die without music, copy and paste this.

If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "Well, duh. That made perfect sense.", copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have 10 or more all-time favorite books ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate homework, join the club, and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile.


Statics/Percents

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92% of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8% that would be laughing your ass off.

Less than 1% of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you agree that 90% of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.


Fanfiction-Related

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, YuiKudo, do solemnly swear to review all the fics that I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and paste this into your profile to join the revolution. (DO IT!!!)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun, then copy this onto your profile!

Add Your Name to the List!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), AkatsukiOfNight (USA), HibiscusAngel15 (USA), YuiKudo (Italy)

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Insane Tara, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Pinkfuzzball, AkatsukiOfNight, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, Rengoku Akashi, LolAvatarWolfs, AkatsukiOfNight, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo

If you've every typed an entire paragraph without looking up at your computer, looked up at your computer, then realized you had accidentally hit the caps lock, (probably when going to type an "A") admit and join the crowd by adding your name onto the list and knowing that you're not alone. Icethroat21, Nyte Lyes in Waiting, QuietStorm Aka Sanzo-Uzumaki, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I've never been asked out ever)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Nyx'sBlackRose, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo


Me: Mom, can you come here?

Mom:...*didn't hear*

Me: *yells* MOM, CAN YOU COME HERE?!

Mom:...*still didn't hear*

Me: *whispers* Why the f*ck can’t she hear me..

Mom:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Copy and past this into your profile if it happened to you at least once.


Things I learned from my Mom

  1. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
  2. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."...Or was that FEAR?
  3. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
  4. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."...Nope that one's FEAR.
  5. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
  6. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." Can we TRADE?
  7. My mother taught me about LOVE. " I may be mad right now, but I will always love you."
  8. My mother taught me about GRIEF. "I will always miss you mommy."
  9. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
  10. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
  11. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
  12. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
  13. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
  14. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
  15. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
  16. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
  17. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
  18. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
  19. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
  20. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
  21. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
  22. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
  23. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
  24. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
  25. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
  26. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

Because the one person who will always love you, will always be there, and never leave you...is probably your Mother. And she won't let you forget it, either.


7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


You have problems if:

you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape"

you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement

you stay up half the night doing illegal things

torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh

you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible

you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people

you karate chop milk

you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.

If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.


Friends vs. BEST Friends

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Asks me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better.

FRIENDS: Say 'sorry' when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, till you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


Anime Lovers

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only Naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn Japanese from watching anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn Japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in Japanese
Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Fake Anime Lovers:Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is and if he/she ever reads one, they will think of it as a canon!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga."

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".

It's not gay, it's "Yaoi".

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".

It's not porn, it's "Hentai".

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".

It's not costume, it's "Cosplay".

It's not a dating show, it's "Harem".

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".

It's not a bipolar, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".

It's not a schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation".

Most importantly...

I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku" and I'm very proud of it, thank you very much.

Post this in your profile if you are a true anime lover!!


Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Birth Months:

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Zodiac Signs

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.

CANCER - The Smart One (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. Not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...
Welcome to Psychiatric World.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Thank you.


QUIZ TIME!

GENDER QUIZ:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[X] Shopping is torture.
[X] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own/ed an X-Box.
[X]Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[ ]At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[X]You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own about a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to high school football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun (not all of them though)
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[X] You wear lip gloss/stick.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[X] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You were in gymnastics/dance.
[ ] It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[X] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You love the movies.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
[ ] Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 4 (This is not good... Probably)


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (...Shit)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny (...)
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story and I've gotten myself confuzzled when trying to explain something
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat!!!!)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


If you have a REALLY long profile like me, copy and paste this in your profile just to make it longer (and to piss other people off XD) and add your name to the list: HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo

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