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Snape Meets Jormungandr Snape arrives in his room at Hogwarts to find everything has been thoroughly trashed, and that Jormungandr is the culprit. Loki is more concerned that his child will become ill from chewing on Snape's bedroom slippers.

Harry Potter & Avengers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 762, favs: 38, follows: 21, 6/16/2015

Memos From Fury A detailed look at what happens inside SHIELD when the Avengers and Loki see fit to take up residency there, as told by the memos distributed by Fury on what he is sick and tired of seeing. Based off a Tumblr blog.

Avengers, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 280, favs: 6, follows: 5, 1/4/2015

Thor The Passive Agressive Roommate Thor is sent back to the human world after the events of the first movie. There, he ends up with a roommate, who pisses him off to no end. Finally, he gets the bright idea that Mjolnir can help. Based off the sketches on Tumblr.

Thor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 335, favs: 2, follows: 2, 11/4/2014, Darcy L., Jane F., Thor

Put Something On! Thor told Loki to put something on. His helmet is something, is it not?

Avengers, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 364, favs: 17, follows: 2, 11/3/2014, Loki, Thor

9 Marvelous Misadventures » The untold stories of Bleach. OC's appear, as well as Grimmy's mouth & Nnoi's pervy mind. Latest chapter: Toilet Paper is introduced to Las Noches, with consequences that Aizen had never forseen.

Bleach, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 10k+, favs: 14, follows: 11, updated: 10/22/2014 published: 5/22/2011, Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra

3 Aizen Runs Out Of Hairgel Aizen runs out of hair gel and must postpone an important battle as a result.

Bleach, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 349, favs: 8, follows: 2, 8/19/2014, S. Aizen

Pineapple! Nnoitra attempts to make peace with Renji, only to fail spectacularly.

Bleach, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 368, favs: 5, follows: 1, 8/12/2014, Nnoitra G., Renji A.

Telephone Call For Aizen Lady Gaga decides to call up Aizen and complain about his ransacking of her costume closets.

Bleach, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 433, favs: 3, 7/30/2014

Valentine's Day Special 2014 Thor won't stop pestering Loki to participate in the Valentine's Day festivities, until he finally gives in. However, Thor has forgotten that there is a reason that Loki is known as the god of mischief.

Avengers, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 2/14/2014, Loki, Thor

15 Things Ulquiorra Doesn't Know About » Collection of oneshots. About things Ulquiorra doesn't understand. GrimmUlqui, possibly AiUlqui.

Bleach, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 26, updated: 12/12/2012 published: 4/4/2011, Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra

15 Nnoitra's How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart » Here, Nnoitra and whichever poor sap he manages to drag along with him show us the many ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Much cursing here. No pairings.

Bleach, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 23, follows: 18, updated: 10/29/2012 published: 9/11/2011, Nnoitra G.

Ulquiorra's Goodbye Human AU. What happens when Ulquiorra's life becomes too much to bear? Explains why Ulquiorra is so emotionless and does not believe in a heart. Complete speculation.

Bleach, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 600, favs: 7, follows: 3, 4/29/2012, S. Aizen, Ulquiorra

3 Bleach SongFics » Yaoi one-shots based off of songs. Included are pairings of GrimmUlqui, NnoiTes, NnoiSzay, AiGin, ByaRen, & more.

Bleach, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, updated: 12/30/2011 published: 5/23/2011, Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra

16 Things Renji May No Longer Do » Collection of oneshots of things that Renji may no longer do.

Bleach, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 42, follows: 24, updated: 12/30/2011 published: 4/5/2011, Byakuya K., Renji A.

6 The Butterfly And The Fox » Collection of AiGin yaoi/shonen ai one-shots.

Bleach, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 866, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 12/30/2011 published: 4/16/2011, S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru

26 Tails » Yaoi Oneshots, GrimmUlqui, UlquiGrimm, Panthera!Grimmjow and/or Murcielago!Ulquiorra. Focus on the sweet and sour romance of the Sexta & Cuatro.

Bleach, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 704, favs: 47, follows: 17, updated: 12/3/2011 published: 3/18/2011, Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra

Horror Movie Szayel invites Nnoi to watch a horror movie with him. Just what happens? Nnoi flips out... Rated for cursing of the Spoonish kind, & a kiss. Shounen-Ai.

Bleach, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 584, favs: 9, follows: 1, 7/21/2011, Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.

11 The Lesser Seen Spoon » One-shot collections of the lesser seen side of Nnoitra. Nnoitra X Tesla and Nnoitra X Szayel

Bleach, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 7, updated: 5/28/2011 published: 4/16/2011, Tesra L., Nnoitra G.

Chocolate Hearts Ulquiorra says that the human 'heart' does not exist. What happens when Grimmjow tells him that they do, and that they taste delicious? Shonen-Ai. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot.

Bleach, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 228, favs: 11, 5/25/2011, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.