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Raine1902 PM
Joined Jan '11

Hello. My name is Raine, and I am the laziest updater ever.

Seriously though. Any stories of mine you add to alerts should be taken as light, casual reading.


I am also quite partial to OC fics. Writing them, mind, not so much reading them. I'm not quite sure why, but that's just how it is. I'm also ridiculously fond of Harry Potter AU or Slytherin fics. Not particularly sure why either, since every sorting test I've tried persists in telling me I am a Ravenclaw, but if there must be an answer, they are very entertaining.

Beyond this point, there probably won't be much that will interest you (unless you are coincidentally interested in random quotations... never mind.), so move on, please, and thank you for your attention.

There’s 90% of girls who would cry and scream if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a skyscraper. 7% would say “Aw, that’s sweet.” If you’re part of a 3% that would push him off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-- Albert Einstein

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
-- Groucho Marx

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
-- Charles Shulz

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
-- Claudette Colbert

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
-- Mark Twain

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown

Last night the creative juices were flowing but today I am merely a vast wasteland of random thoughts.
-- Peckeroy

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
-- Len Deighton

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