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2 We Three Clones of Coruscant Are, or The Quest of the Jedi This is a parody of John Henry Hopkins, Jr.'s 1857 Christmas carol "We Three Kings", also known as "We Three Kings of Orient Are" or "The Quest of the Magi". Written in 2013 and published to FanFic for the first time 2015, I hope that this helps get you into the Christmas and New Release spirit! May the Force be with you all!
Star Wars, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 192, 11/30/2015, E. Palpatine
69The Cradle Will Fall » AU in which Plagueis was the one who created Anakin. With Plagueis governing from the shadows, Anakin is trained in the dark side by Darth Sidious, until the boy reaches nine years of age, believing all the while that Palpatine is his biological father.
Star Wars, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 11, words: 16k+, favs: 87, follows: 92, updated: 3/1/2015 published: 8/3/2012, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis, Shmi S.
8 A Night to Remember Having been deprived of food and water, Plagueis is allowed one night of indulgence. He is offered food, drink, and a little company.
Star Wars, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 11/6/2013, Darth Plagueis
8 Shadow Takes All Anakin is trapped in a place between life and death after the events on Mustafar. In this netherworld he discovers that his soul was not the only one he offered up to the Darkness. Rated T for slight sexual content and over all dark plot.
Star Wars, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, 7/23/2013, Padmé Amidala, E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
4 Iceheart "I beg pardon, sir, but I do not wish to fight for my father's life," Ysanne said, her voice void of all sentiment. "I want to be the one to destroy it- "Allow me the execution shot."
Star Wars, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 2/13/2013, Y. Isard/Iceheart, E. Palpatine
108 I Did What With Lucius? Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 157, follows: 43, updated: 1/3/2013 published: 2/4/2012, Severus S., Albus D.
4 The Parade "Speaking of things that I care nothing for- here is the parade. I can already feel a headache coming on." A short snippet of Palpatine's musings during the ending scene of The Phantom Menace. Slight humor, slight bitterness, and a small glimpse at what he Really thinks about Jar Jar.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor, words: 842, favs: 5, 1/2/2013, E. Palpatine
23 A Sithmas Carol » A mean spirited Chancellor is confronted by three spirits on the Eve of Life Day in an attempt to save him from a tortured fate. (A retelling of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol)
Star Wars, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 12, follows: 3, updated: 12/23/2012 published: 12/9/2012, E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis, Darth Maul, Yoda
12 The Bedtime Story (Guarding the Angel) Mara Jade is unable to find peace after she is taken by the Emperor, Palpatine tells her a story to ease her mind. "One day, much to the surprise and fear of the angel's evil parents, her guardian arrived. He was an imposing figure, dressed from head to toe in black, as to blend in with the shadows that would keep the angel safe from harm. He would teach her to love the darkness."
Star Wars, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, 12/5/2012, E. Palpatine, Mara Jade
14 Downward Facing Sith "Yoda cleared his throat and retook his usual serene stance as he observed the scene before him. The Chancellor appeared to be on all fours, wearing nothing but a sleeveless red top and a pair of shiny, black 'booty' shorts." *What happens at the Chancellor's office, stays at the Chancellors office.*
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 5, 11/25/2012, E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala
10 King of the Beasts "He could hear his mother banging on the door, screaming as she did before. The scene would play again he knew; the night of the massacre. And he also knew that the scene would continue to play until he gained control. Until all doubts were erased. Until the Force returned to him his power. Then his training could begin anew. Then he could live again." -Following the events of ROTJ
Star Wars, T, English, Supernatural & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 11/23/2012, E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis
8 Power Play » "You will stay with me tonight, "he said, brushing back the hair that had fallen in her eyes. "That way you can rest in ease, knowing I am safe from treason from any hand, save your own."
Star Wars, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 8/21/2012 published: 8/19/2012, E. Palpatine, Y. Isard/Iceheart
11 A Monster Within Obi-Wan informs the Chancellor that he could be in danger from the Sith Lord, Darth Sidious. RoTS "Missing Scene"
Star Wars, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 8/10/2012, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K.
7 As the Fire Dies "Soon enough, my boy, you will come to trust me. Perhaps even love me. You will find in me a father and I will use you as a son, until the appointed time. Then you will be my servant." ... "Missing scene from TPM".
Star Wars, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 11, 8/1/2012, E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
11Ascending into Darkness » How is it that the greatest Sith Lord to ever enter the universe could rise to power? What went on when Plagueis's eyes were not upon him? How would his dynasty survive? Read and find out, from the Massacre of House Palpatine to the Empire's rising, what drove Palpatine onward and what created the living, breathing, shadow...
Star Wars, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 11, follows: 13, updated: 7/15/2012 published: 7/6/2012, E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis
7 Darth Spearious Ever wondered how Palpatine became Supreme Chancellor? Here's the campaign that one him the victory. *Parody of Britney Spear's "Piece of Me".*
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 466, favs: 1, updated: 6/21/2012 published: 6/19/2012, E. Palpatine
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