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Eyes Are Like The Monolith »
In the wake of the one of the worst winters to ever hit the Exclusion Zone, an undercover military stalker gets caught up in a tangled mess that involves a strange, colorful, anomalous child with an infectious aura of optimism and a semblance of much-needed hope.S.T.A.L.K.E.R. & RWBY, K+, English, Mystery & Horror, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 50, follows: 54, updated: 11/15/2024 published: 3/21/2024, OC, Ruby R.
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Honeymoon »
Honeymoons were supposed to be romantic and intimate but Jaune and Blake would have preferred anything other than what they were expected to be doing on the eve of their 'wedding.' [AU, canon divergence]RWBY, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 61, follows: 54, updated: 6/27/2024 published: 5/18/2024, [Blake B., Jaune A.] Adam T., Ilia A.
638 Pit Stop »
The Courier just wants a break from babysitting four teenaged girls who clearly do not belong in the Wasteland.Fallout & RWBY, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 49, words: 254k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/16/2024 published: 1/28/2018, Courier, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
8 The Grass Man
Louise summons...something. It moves, it breaths. But it's also lacking in 'life'. Neither is it also 'unlife'. Whatever it is, it is determined to keep Louise company. For life. [one-shot, reworked]Familiar of Zero & Darkwood, T, English, Horror, words: 4k+, favs: 61, follows: 41, 10/28/2023, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Osmond, Colbert
24 Limbo »
Pyrrha Nikos gave it her all. Now resigned to her fate, she did not expect to wake up again, much less share her afterlife with a person who might offer her a way back to the surface. [two-shot, inspired by CHASE.fla by Krinkels]Madness Combat & RWBY, T, English, Supernatural & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 58, follows: 45, updated: 8/30/2023 published: 3/2/2018, Pyrrha N.
9 Tartaric Bestiary
Louise may have had the most unusual summon but Colbert records that her classmates were also gifted by the cosmos with some rather peculiar creatures. [one-shot]Fallout & Familiar of Zero, K, English, words: 4k+, favs: 80, follows: 58, 6/7/2022, Louise, Colbert, Henrietta
454 Her Majesty's Herald »
Henrietta takes part in the sacred rite that defines a mage. She asks the cosmos for a familiar to serve her in these trying times as she leads her kingdom. The cosmos responds...with a magically inept herald equipped with advanced musketry, blessed with superior martial prowess, and cursed with chronic alcoholism.Fallout & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 20, words: 187k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/8/2022 published: 1/1/2021, Courier, Louise, Henrietta, Agnes
111Vivat Imperatrix »
Ruby Rose knew the day would come when she would have to lead her people. That did not mean she liked it or that she even wanted it. But barring politics, diplomacy, conspiracy, and a potential suitor, she was already here and she was going to do her job. She just wished people would stop calling her 'Your Majesty' every time she showed her face. [Imperial/Royal AU]RWBY, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 25, words: 100k+, favs: 295, follows: 382, updated: 7/30/2021 published: 6/10/2019, [Ruby R., Jaune A.] Salem, Ozma
21 Indubitably
Louise summons a king. A dead king. A dead king with a spiked carapace, extra appendages, and a penchant for spinning webs and raising beetles out of cadavers. [one-shot]Warcraft & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Supernatural, words: 7k+, favs: 169, follows: 110, 12/5/2020, Louise, Siesta, Henrietta
21 Heroes Need Not Question Their Actions »
It is 1945 and war has destroyed much of the world they once knew. In the west, a once prominent family struggles to weather the storm of a vengeful army. In the east, two brothers-in-arms attempt to find newer purpose outside their Imperial destiny.Call of Duty & RWBY, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 38, follows: 51, updated: 11/30/2020 published: 9/27/2020, Dimitri P., Weiss S., L. Ren, Sun W.
83The Ones Who Are Bound »
Jaune was one of the lucky ones. Spared by the Tartars for his usefulness, his goal was to survive for as long as he can until he could rid himself of their yoke. Neither did he expect to climb their ranks nor did he expect to end up lording over someone like him. [Mongol Empire/Medieval AU]RWBY, T, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 20, words: 65k+, favs: 226, follows: 275, updated: 9/22/2020 published: 7/9/2019, Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., L. Ren
21 Commute »
After a really long day, Jaune takes the midnight train across Vale. [two-shot]RWBY, T, English, Horror, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 79, follows: 63, updated: 9/18/2020 published: 9/15/2020, Ruby R., Jaune A.
26 Just Another Day »
It all began when reality broke on Remnant. Then the Agency came with their near inexhaustible army of ruthless soldiers. With the Kingdom of Vale fractured and occupied, the survivors on Patch get some unexpected help from two strangers who carry some answers to the reasons behind all this madness. [AU involving the fall of Beacon, the A.A.H.W., and Project Nexus]Madness Combat & RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 75, follows: 78, updated: 8/4/2020 published: 1/26/2018, Glynda G., Velvet S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
12 Woof
Louise had heard the saying about a man's best friend. She would have entirely believed it if her familiar was not proving to be difficult in that regard. Especially when he wouldn't shut up. But at least he was loyal.Elder Scrolls series & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 117, follows: 110, 7/17/2020, Meeko, Louise
9 Until Then »
There is a fine line that defines the borders of friendship. Ruby skirts that and decides to confront her best friend as an attempt to put to rest her confusion...and perhaps test the waters for something more. [two-shot]RWBY, K, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 86, follows: 45, updated: 6/1/2020 published: 4/22/2019, Ruby R., Jaune A.
15 Nihil Novi Sub Sole »
'There is nothing new under the sun.' Remnant may be different to the wastelands they have walked but the same principles apply. The same struggles, the same methods, the same game, the same cards. Maybe this time, the strategy would be different.Fallout & RWBY, K, English, Mystery & Family, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 75, follows: 84, updated: 3/5/2020 published: 10/22/2019, Ulysses, Team STRQ
13 Happy Hour Was Over Hours Ago
Ruby never really thought she'd end up having to do this again. Picking up someone after a night out was not really a chore she delighted in especially when it was in a city she was not very familiar with, like Argus. On the bright side, at least it wasn't Qrow this time. [one-shot]RWBY, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 149, follows: 60, 10/6/2019, [Ruby R., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Saphron A.
6Sway »
Hiding in an Atlas nightclub can get rather uncomfortable. One has to endure the revelry, the other teaches her to flow with it. A veteran cracks under the ice while his rival starts to melt. Others come to grips with their reality now that the world they knew has changed irrevocably.RWBY, K, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 59, follows: 36, updated: 10/4/2019 published: 9/23/2019, [Ruby R., Jaune A.] Winter S., Qrow B.
8 Salem's 'Which' Trials
Salem vexedly explains to one of her devoted followers why the Grimm do not have certain important anatomical parts that humans or faunus do. [one-shot]RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 69, follows: 34, 9/25/2019, Salem
6 Relic of a Forgotten Era »
Chance encounters, plausible scenarios, and isolated engagements between certain individuals and the person who had once been revered long, long ago as the Last Dragonborn. [a series of one-shots] (Ch. 3 - Gildarts)Elder Scrolls series & Fairy Tail, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 21, follows: 21, updated: 7/2/2019 published: 12/29/2017, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin