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Favoritism: Plain and Simple

It's favoritism; plain and simple.
You let him do whatever he wants,
but when I ask, I get yelled at.
You say it's to prepare me for the world,
when it's time for me to spread my wings and fly,
but as of now, I don't understand and just ask why?
You look down and frown upon me,
like I'm a nuisance to you.
He's loud and obnoxious,
but you don't look down on him like me do you?
I just want to be loved momma, I'm you flesh and blood too!
But you don't treat me like you treat him do you?
Let's just face it, there's nothing we can do.
It's Favoritism: Plain and Simple.


If you think that SasuNaru will one day take over the world, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name: TwinkleUzuki CodeName NekoKit(DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0),

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke, Itachi, Minato, Kushina, Naruto, Shikamaru

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

- NaruxHina

- SasuxFemNaru

- ShikaxTema

- ItaxFemNaru

- NejixTen

- ItaxKyuu

- ItaxFemDei

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Hentai

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

I tried Sasuke once.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

I have a posterbook of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, a Naruto Shippuden notebook and a kunai set

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

-Sasuke or Itachi

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

-NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

- SasuxFemNaru! I enjoy SasuNaru. Sue me. And ew! Why in the hell would Sasuke like Sakura, she is a bitch?

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

- Team 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

snorts* Bitch, please. We all know that Madara is Tobi and that Obito was revived from the dead to fight in the Fourth Shinobi War by Kabut- Damn it! SPOILER!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

- Whoever thinks that Minato isn't Naruto's dad is stupid. If the fact that they look exactly alike isn't enough, go to the Naruto vs. Pein fight and in one of those episodes, Minato pops and admits it. If that isn't enough, I don;t want is.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

- Itachi, Pein, Konan

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

- Depends. If Sasuke's a douchebag then Anti-Sasuke. But if Sasuke's coming back to apologize to Naruto... *giggle* or becomes crazy strong to protct Naru-chan

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- You bet all your SasuNaru I have.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

- If Kishimoto-sensei is willing to make a separate season dedicated to SasuNaru then I'll tell. (I have.)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- I think Naruto has ADHD but he can pay attention when need be.

17. Sub or dub?

- Both.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Did you seriously just ask me that? Okay, to all you Sakura fans out there, I need to ask you one thing. Out of three years of training, what did Sakura learn how to do other than medical jutsu? Sure she has insane strength but almost anyone can do that. In those three years, Naruto surpassed Jiraiya, the second strongest of the Sanin. And Sasuke KILLED Orochimaru. So what does this say? Naruto and Sasuke surpass their sensei while Sakura is still is just as pathetic as before.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- Funneh as hell.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- Uh-huh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

-What the hell?! Who thinks Gai is sexy? Besides older women... and men?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Naru-chan.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

- He's Weisome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

- Naruto and Sasuke. It would be good to see Naruto dark or smart for a chance. And Sasuke should be nice to Naru-chan.

27. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- YUP!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

- Getting there...

27. Do you like lemons?

- Maybe.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- The only characters my mom knows are Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara. And my brother likes Shikamaru because he's smart. (Not like that you dirty minded ningen!)

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- Yep. And the Fan Based Parody of a Fan Based Parody the NO JUTSU~ series. And the Shippuden series.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

- Un.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

- My school friend and best friend.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

- Yeah. I drew this picture of Garra and Sasuke and my classmates recognized it...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

- I have art. But we were supposed to be doing something else but I didn't want to and well.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

- Yep. It helped me get an A plus in Art.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

- Let me check. *a fly flies out of her wallet* Hehe.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- YES! I would to know what those pervs giggle about all the time.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

- Um, no. Once it was Pein. Then it was Nagato. But the entire time its been Madara. (Or Reallyus Madaraus if you watch the Shippuden Abridged.)

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

- Um... I think about 22.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

- *hurls all over the floor* NO! Naruto is a different story though.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

- Just me.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

- *looks at the monument of the Naruto signature sign* Maybe...


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.


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You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.


Favorite Animes:

Aishiteruze Baby

Bleach

Burst Angel

Code Lyoko

High school of the Dead

Inuyasha

Kekkaishi

Kaichou wa Maid-Sama

Naruto

Pokémon

Rosario + Vampire

Vampire Knight

World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ

to be continue...

Favorite Couple(From Naruto)

Female Naruto and Sasuke

Naruto and Hinata

Sasuke and Hinata

Garra and Hinata


Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Feed . PM Message . Subscribe . Favoritebeta: β Beta Reader Profilesince: 11-25-09, id: 2157218, Profile Updated: 01-29-11country: USA

Author has written 19 stories for Naruto.

I guess it's only fair that I tell you a few things about my self.

Name: Twinkle

Age: Older than 10 and younger than 15.

State: Michigan

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Ouran Host Club, xxHolicxx, Inuyasha, Case Closed, BoBoBoBo, Fruits Basket, Peach Girl, Chibi Vampire or Karin, and Mario (Yes, it's an anime).

Fovarite couples: SasuNaru

KibaHina

KibaIno

ShikaTema

FemNaruSasu

Other Couples

Disliked Couples: SasuSaku

SasuHina

NaruTen

Hey you guys. My name is Twinkle. I am an all round Naruto fan! Anything Naruto, I will have my hands on! Believe it!

I have many pics of my characters from my stories on my deviantART.

Kalikamaru - Akatsuki's Deadly Princess

Naruto - The Fight For His Love

Me - Konoha High: The Hell Risers

Enjoy my pics!

Here's a small poem I wrote.


Daughter
to
Mother

Favoritism: Plain and Simple

It's favoritism; plain and simple.
You let him do whatever he wants,
but when I ask, I get yelled at.
You say it's to prepare me for the world,
when it's time for me to spread my wings and fly,
but as of now, I don't understand and just ask why?
You look down and frown upon me,
like I'm a nuisance to you.
He's loud and obnoxious,
but you don't look down on him like me do you?
I just want to be loved momma, I'm you flesh and blood too!
But you don't treat me like you treat him do you?
Let's just face it, there's nothing we can do.
It's Favoritism: Plain and Simple.


Twinkle: I don’t normally do this but it had to be done. I’m going to rant about Fanfiction.

Okay, I'm going to be real with you guys. It's late and I'm pissed. Even though I'm a Fanfic Obsess, there is a whole list of things I don't like. So if you don't hear me yell and scream, I advise you get the f*ck out of here now. Just keep scrolling down.

(1) Spelling Errors/ Grammar

A LOT, and when say a lot I mean a lot, of people use either Microsoft Office 2007, Microsoft 2000-2005, or Open Office for Mac so most people have spell check. If for whatever fucking reason you don't have spell check, you can either (a) Copy and paste your typed data and take it to your email so the internet spell check can correct it, or (b) Take it to Fanfiction and let them fix it. For all you dumbasses who think its okay to use text talking in STORIES then you are wrong. That means no u, r, ur, lol, brb, or any other bull shit like that UNLESS somebody in your story is reading a text. It's called a beta reader. If you know your grammar sucks major dick then ask in your story for a beta reader. We were all taught that sentences start with capital letters. If you didn't know that, now you know. Dashes, slashes, periods, dots or whatever is NOT for saying things! I just HATE it when people don't use the correct marks when people use other shit and people can't even understand what the fucking hell is going on. IT'S CALLED QUOTATION MARKS! NOTE THE WORD 'QUOTE'!

(2) Spacing

I swear, if I see another story that has no spaces between two paragraphs or sentences, and everything is just bunched up together, I'M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE! The ENTER or RETURN button is right next to the apostrophe/ quotation mark button, above the shift on the right side of your keyboard. And you see the big button in front of your fucking face? IT'S CALLED A SPACE BAR! USE IT!

(3) Absolutely Ridiculous Flames

I get flames and I read flames and I've come over the most stupidest, ignorant flames EVER! If you don't like the damn story and you want to say something, so be it. But don't go all "I don't like this story, you fail at life, go die, blah blah blah other shit that doesn't matter!" THE HELL?! And don't go wasting your time sending a long ass review if the author has ALREADY SAID "I know it sucks I need a beta." WELL THERE THE FUCK YOU GO!

(4) Not Reading The Story Before Reviewing

This, this shit right here is what is so aggravating that I just have to get off of a few minutes to calm down. Hey dumbfuck who likes to review before reading, you want to know why the Review button is at the bottom of the damn page? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVIEW UNTIL AFTER YOU READ THE MOTHER FUCKING STORY!

(5) Not Reading The Summary/ Warning/ Genres/ Ratings Before Reading The Story

The Summary and the Ratings and the Warnings and the Genres are all there for a reason. Say for instance, and this is a real problem, there's a Fic where... Iruka gets it by perverted vines or tentacle monster. And then there's some stupid reviewer who goes "No you are not sorry. Bestiality is against the rules of this site. You have been report and will continue to be reported until this filth is off this site. Rape is not love and should not be thought of as such. This is disgusting." ... Seriously? Do you know how many bestiality and rape fics I've seen on this website? Do you know how many years they've been on this website and I have yet to seen one removed? Well go ahead and continue to waste your time reporting. obviously doesn't give a flying f*ck. And if you don't like 'rape' then why the fuck did you click on the damn story anyway?

(6) People Who Don't Take Genres To Heart

I have this little collaboration fic on . So here comes this big hot writing that nobody's knows and this is what he says (It's long, I know. Why do you think I'm pissed about it?):

"You said you proofread this? You missed quite a bit.

Did you spell check this? That's always a good idea before uploading.

Half this story is in capital letters. The rules speak about abusing the caps. On top of that, it's improper grammar. All you need is an exclamation mark and if you need more emphasis italicize.

Wow, the humor is so forced here. How does Jiraiya know who DK is magically? Don't answer that, it was rhetorical question.

Jiraiya is so OOC it's mind boggling. You're trying so hard to be funny and it really is not working.

Numbers under ten are supposed to be spelled out.

A/Ns in the middle of the story. It takes your readers out of the story and that a/n had absolutely nothing to do with the story.

I saw you do this with dialogue:

"I find this a major turn on." Kyuubi said.

Correct way:

"I find this a major turn on," the Kyuubi said.

A comma follows declarative dialogue when a dialogue tag (Kyuubi said) following, not a period. On top of that, the Nine tailed fox doesn't have a name. A Kyuubi is what he is. It's like if a dog, maybe Akamaru or something is speaking and you said (dog said). A dog is what he is not what his name is. The Kyuubi does not have a name, only a title."... Okay, I'm going to start at the top of this review and break it down into parts.

-Yes, we did proofread this. It's. A. Fucking. PARODY! The story is not be all serious all the time.

-YES, we did spell check. That's what spell check is for.

-No, the rules don't say jack shit about caps. And even if they did, the story is still up there ain't it?

-How is the humor forced? I don't know but go ahead and waste my precious time with other shit I'm aware of but not explain to me how the humor is forced. That just projects the image that you're just saying something to say something. And Jiraiya knows DK because I fucking said so.

-In the summary it did say major OCCness. Did you read it?

-Really they are? Then why in the Nine Gates of H*ll don't they do that every where else? You can write it either way.

-So? I obviously don't give a shit.

-(This one really got me.) So you are stating to say that everyone is wrong? I see the most professional writers use a period instead of a comma. In books, in cook books, on the internet, at school. Man, you really have a superior complex.

-A Kyuubi? Did you really just say A Kyuubi? What do you mean 'A' Kyuubi? "A" is used for when referring to one of many. Last I checked there is not other Kyuubi in the plot of Naruto. And if Kyuubi is just a title what am I supposed to call him? Kyuubi is a demon fox. AND in the manga, the original story with none of that other unnecessary filler shit, Masashi Kishimoto clearly stated that Kyuubi was a HE. Not a thing but that he actually had a gender.

(7) Mary and Gary Sues

It just pisses me off when a character is so invincible and has no flaws.

(8) Fangirl/Fanboy Persuaded Stories

If you like a character, good for you. But don't rant to other people about why this character should be the best and make a whole story about it then wonder why the hell it doesn't have reviews.

(9) People Who Start Ranting About The Canon

I'm going to put this as simple as I can.

It's called FANFICTION for a reason. If the plot is not completely in sync with the plot of the original show or whatever, doesn't mean its wrong. On one of my Female Naruto stories, and this is what started to make me believe that most times the people who say that something in your story is against the rules are saying shit to say shit, somebody reviewed saying "Naruto isn't a girl and they don't go to school. Change it before I report you." *facepalm* Say it with me FAN, which means it's for the fans, FICTION, which means it's not real. Got it?

(10) Updating

Don't post one chapter that's like, ten thousand words(10,000) and then don't update for like three years. Everybody's going to be wondering "Is this guy dead?" Then all of a sudden we check our email and oh, look, that guy finally updated. And here you are expecting a long chapter when they give you some bullshit that looked half assed and it's less than one thousand and ten words(1,010).

(11) The Search Engine

Fanfiction, I'm asking you personally... ... ... ... ...
... WHAT THE HELL!?

Can you at least warn us when the search engine is going to have work being done it so we can know ahead of time? And will you not say "Please try again in a few minutes." if in a few minutes you know it won't be working?

Yeah, so these are things that piss me off.


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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So my favorite couple is SasufemNaru.

sigh let me stop before I go on and on about Naruto. (don't nobody touch Deidara or there will be some heads rolling)

I'm in middle school. People think I'm stupid because I watch Naruto. So I hang with my friends which are not so popular. I'm split inbetween. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Don't Ask. Please read Konoha High: The Hell Risers. I know it sucks but come on please?

I have written a total of 19 stories. In "Naru's Lover", I made a mistake. Deidara is Naru's brother not cousin.

Well, READ MY STORIES AND REVIEW AND FAVORITE!! THANK YOU!! .

I got a deviantART and a YouTube. DeviantART:

http://

YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/0deidarazYLG0

OMG OMG OMG!! On recent Narutofan news, it now offical that Karin is dead. THAT'S RIGHT!! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, KARIN IS DEAD!! WHOOOOO!!

Daer Nurtao Fans: If you wulod lkie smoe ctiurs pelsae cnotcat meh!


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.


Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you've been on the computer to long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!


If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!


If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile.


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Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.


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"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.


If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!


If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.


If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that insane cartoon rabbits are cool copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you thank cookies are milks best friend, paste this to your profile.

If you thank rainbow cupcakes are awesome, paste this to your profile.

If you ever thought you were a nerd, paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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