Hello my name is Saphirabrightscale and I write Fanfiction.

I like reading, writing, art, swimming, listening to music, movies, watching TV, being on the computer, photography, and dragons.

My favorite movie is...guess...HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON? Yeppers Peppers.

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THINGS

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage and adult population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you've been part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an adult, but still young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile. (I so wish for that!)

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Then how will we see the How to Train your Dragon TV series, and the sequel, and the third movie?!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (Yes! And the Cutest!)

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. (I can't help it! They're so good!)

If you think Toothless is cute as a cat. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah I do that alot.)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (They're so yummy!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Umm I think I know if I have.)

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (We so are! Am I right girls?)

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)

If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you would vote for Vanellope copy and paste this on to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're, have been, a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD
SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

Things to think about!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

In the How to Train Your Dragon book series, the Green Death is Green and the Purple Death is Purple. So in the movie, why is the Red Death Blue?!?! (Maybe for it's red horns?)

50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and say you don't get out much and ask them to put a little umbrella in it.

98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. (I have twice. First time I did some classmates of mine said "Good morning sunshine. The Earth says hello." when I woke up)

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile. (Only a few times in the past.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hm not so sure about being an animal.)

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.

Life Before Google:

"I've just learned about something that I would like to know more about." "Well that's a darn shame."

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists!

Msg: now that you've opened this you can't stop reading it, or close it. hello, my name is jazmynn, i'm a site model, and i'm 16. i died on march 1st, 2008. i was raped and killed by a man named marcus. he saw me walking one night with my friends, he put us all in his van and tied us up. he let my friends watch me get raped, then killed all of us. later, i came back and haunted him. he eventually got so scared, that he committed suicide. a boy named collin read this, thought i was hot, but closed this message. later that night, i came by his bed, and stared at him all night, when he awoke, i smiled at him, then quietly slit his throught. i left a rose on top of him, though. a girl named jessica read this, cried, and sent it on. later that night, i came by her bed, kissed her cheek, and left her a note saying thank you. i still come by her house everynight to make sure she's okay. send this to ten people, and please let people know what happened to me.. NO SEND BACKS!Ohh Nan! ! !

xXx

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

xXx

Put this on your page if you like music (no freaking duh)
(o)

HATERS=
H-having
A-anger
T-towards
E-everyone
R-reaching
S-success
Don't be a hater!

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile

OTHER RANDOM STUFF!

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave em in the middle)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . .
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you're woken up, shout, "AMEN! Or PAYING ATTENTION!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For marijuana."
7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." Or, "in the garden with a meat cleaver."
8. Skip down the hall instead of walking and see how many looks you get.
9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work are and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
14. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're gonna have to let one of you go."

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

HOW CRAZEE??
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh . . ." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino . . .)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

TRY THIS!:

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word of each line. I bet you you'll smile

Ah, marriage:

Before marriage:

Boy: At last, I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No, don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Heck no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!

After marriage (read it backwards. LMAO!!)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.

Oh, the irony . . .
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

THIS ONE'S FOR THE WRITERS!:

If you're creating fanfics, press 1. If you're reading them, press 2. If you're a flamer, don't press anything cause I think you should stop thinking negatively and look on the good side! . . . Just kidding! . . . but seriously, if you do nothing but flame so much you almost burnt your house down, then you have GOT to stop and say something nice!

I may not have the best stories, but I know where the worst are. I mean it has the following unattractive qualities:

OOC-ness: it means out of character. Examples: Astrid being girly girly, Hiccup being a selfish jerk, Snotlout being smart, Ruffnut being nice to her brother, Stoick sipping tea while knitting some oven mitts, Toothless sharing his fish with the Terrors . . . get the idea?

Mary Sue: an OC that's waaaay too perfect like: she's beautiful, smart, has amazing powers without even having to train, she's just . . .*gags* PERFECT! It's too unrealistic. Remember, it may be fiction, but it's only good if the people can actually UNDERSTAND. And it's POSSIBLE (at least, the dragons if it's HTTYD).

Bad Grammar: I know the English language is pretty hard language . . . but that's what spell checks for! And beta readers (FYI, if you want me, just let me know!)

Author's notes/AN: we all put them there to say "hope you liked it, don't forget to review please..blah blah blah", but none should ever be more than the chapter itself or be inserted while the chapter's going on. EXAMPLE: And he grabbed her hand and told her he loved her (AN: omg wasn't that like so cute!)

Cliched plots: Truth or Dares, chat rooms, Hiccstrid (though it is awesome, etc.

Saying it's your first fic: Oh my goodness that totally means I have to love it! Not. We're going to criticize you the same way whether it's your first fanfic or thousanth. Capeshe?

Begging for Reviews: *raises hand in surrender* yeah I'm guilty of that, I admit it, but I'm gonna be more careful now! Begging for them like "REVIEW OR I'LL CUT MYSELF" is like: wow . . . no pressure in that at all. You don't seem crazy/desperate at all! (please tell me you found the sarcasm)

"NO FLAMES PLEZ": saying that already makes people think the story is gonna suck. And it's like tattooing on your story to flamers "COME AND FLAME IT!"

"Sooory cudn't think of a title"- ??????? No comment . . .

Bad Summary consists of:

A) Chatspeak. Example: "Hiccup and Astrid go out on a date but OH NO Alivin the Treacherous came and killed them." TIP: the way you present your summary is probably the way your story is written. When you write like the one above, people are probably gonna think that's the way the story's written. And they'll probably not read it. :(

B) "Sorry...I suck at summaries...just read it!": repeat after me: The summary box is your friend. It's there for a reason. USE IT!

C) HICCSTRID HICCSTRID ALL THE WAY!: Now, while Hiccstrid's a big fan fave, you gotta say WHAT the story is about, what're they gonna do, etc. But not too much; leave 'em in suspense! MUAH HA HA HA HA! . . . no but if you get them curious they might read it. Sooo . . . yeah.

D) Summary's inside: again, the summary box is there for a reason.

Okay guys, I'd hate for you guys to be thinking "Wow, who does she think she is?" Well, I'm just trying to help the kids not read horrible fanfics and in the future make them too. So please: think of the children.

And guys, if you think my stories contain any of the above and think I'm being a total hypocrite: PM me or write in a review. If you flame me . . . yeah I'll be pretty bummed but I'll try to look at the ways that person's trying to help me. :)

HERE'S A KEY FOR FF TALK!
AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
Gary-Stu: a male version of a Mary-Sue
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view
FYI, I'm gonna try my best not to flame or anything like that, but if your story sucks, and you're being arrogant or whatever *coughcough, I WILL let you know, and I won't hold back. K? (but since I hate swearing, I'll try to refrain from that too)

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, InkWeaverabc, Saphirabrightscale

If you did cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; btafpa

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

•) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.

T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come.
T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far and Grace will lead us home.

The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be as long as life endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise then when we'd first begun.

-Amazing Grace

Copy & Paste This
If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

DO NOT READ BELOW IF YOU ARE PARANOID ABOUT GHOSTS. IF YOUR NOT, then go right ahead.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Read the following lines carefully, they're not as pointless as they seem.

Toothless do a dragon dance.

Toothless, you a dragon.

Toothless really a dragon!

Toothless think like a dragon.

Toothless, that is a dragon.

Toothless, Toothless means 'No Teeth'.

Toothless is a very energetic dragon!

Toothless a Night Fury!

Toothless, Night Furies are awesome!

Toothless, Fury will bring revenge.

Toothless, that is your fish.

Toothless, will you get my towel?

Toothless, tackle Hiccup so i can laugh.

Toothless, Hiccup is cool.

Toothless, to is better than one. Oops! Sorry, two. LOL. *blush*

Toothless, the ground is soft.

Toothless, ground is very good!

Toothless and Hiccup are best buds.

Toothless, lick the honey. It won't kill you.

Toothless, him is not a good person.

Toothless, out for a midnight flight?

Toothless, of what person do you speak?

Toothless, happiness is what gives you hope in life.

Toothless, or Korak. . . .hmmmm. . .so hard to decide. . .

Toothless, because it's bad for you.

Toothless, he is an annoying person.

Toothless wants to fly.

Toothless to Vermont!

Toothless, or Hiccup?

Toothless, what?

Now, read the second word of all the lines, and PM me with you're answer! If I didn't provide one that you like, then make it up! This is just for a joke! Mine is because he's happy. :D

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

Dragon, dragon

Dragon, dragon, high above
Who in this world do you love?

Gold and green, orange and gray
Your stories make my day!

Dragon, dragon, friend or foe?
High and mighty, and me below

Flying low, flying high
Either way you’re in the sky

Dragon, dragon may I ride?
You hold the key to my glide

Flying high, swooping low,
I wish I had asked long ago

Dragon, dragon thank you so,
I will see you again tomorrow

-Anonymus

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you are over the age of 20 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

WACA (Writers Against Child Abuse)

Child abuse has haunted our world for years, but lately, it seems children are dying daily from such actions. If you are disgusted and oppose this terrible action, add your name onto the list, post this at the top of your profile, and write a story relating to child abuse. Join the army.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?"

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Team Jacob?

Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! (or Hiccup or Astrid)

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If when your obsessed Twilight fan friends say "I want to be a vampire!", you say "Screw vampires, I want to be a ghost!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not exactly sure what this means... But I love irony, so!)

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If you feel as obsessional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

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If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (Now I do!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

Copy and paste this to your profile if when you hear thunder you wonder if there are any Night Furies out. (OR CALM DOWN THOR! OR ZEUS!)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! (I don't really get excited I perk up)

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile

95% of girls feel like they need a guy to complete them. If your one of the 5% who don't copy and paste this onto your profile.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.

D* put this

R* on your

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A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

JOKES!!!

Two ladies died and went to heaven. A little later they both started talking they asked each other why they died.

The first lady said she died of a heart attack

The second lady froze to death

"Why did you die of a heart attack?" asked the second lady

"I had a feeling my husband was cheating on me so I looked all over my house and I couldn't find her anywhere and I was so stressed I had a heart attack so I laid down and died."

"Well maybe if you looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive!"

One day a woman caught a magic frog while jogging. The frog gave her three wishes for catching him, but with one catch: everything she wished for, her husband would also get, only he'd get 10 times more than her. First she wished to be the most beautiful woman on earth. "Are you sure? Your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you," the frog clarified. "Oh yes, I'm sure." ZAP! The woman was instantly beautiful, but she was still only the second most beautiful on earth, her husband being first. "My second wish is that I wish I was the richest person on earth," she told the frog. "You sure? Your husband will have 10 times more money than you." "Oh yes." "Okay, then." ZAP! Trillions and trillions of dollars appeared in a safe in the woman's house. However, her husband was granted with even more money. "What's your third wish?" the frog asked. "I wish for a mild heart attack.

A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman".

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

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NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

This is a true document:

Normal people: Hear a shriek and ignore it

How To Train Your Dragon Fans: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

Normal people: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"

HTTYD fans: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)

Normal people: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon

HTTYD fans: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

Normal people: when chased will call out for anyone to help

HTTYD fans: Will call out for their dragon.

Normal people: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD fans: Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

Normal people: What in God's name?!

HTTYD fans: What in Thor's name?!

Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD fans: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.

HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

Normal people: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.

HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work

HTTYD fans: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

Normal people: don't REALLY care when the second movie is realeast.

HTTYD fans: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

Normal people: will give whatever they can to people as gifts

HTTYD fans: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

Normal people: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.

HTTYD fans: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

Normal people: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"

HTTYD fans: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

Normal people: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"

HTTYD fans: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

Normal people: will 'keep calm and carry on'

HTTYD fans: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2'

Normal people: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle

HTTYD fans: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something

HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

Normal people: wisest quote - 'learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to note stop questioning' - Albert Einstein

HTTYD fans: 'if you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

Normal people: will ignore this

HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese

What?
Did you expect me to be that horrible thing called NORMAL?!
HA! HAHAHA!!! What a laugh, I'm anything but normal! After all, insanity doesn't just run in my blood.
It hops, jumps, skips, strolls, jogs, cartwheels, flys, drives, swims and occasionally pogo-sticks. :D

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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I b ecame their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.

Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, TransFanFreak101, Pinkittwice54, Made Of Ashes, Ellz42, Saphirabrightscale

you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

(Bold is me)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

I promise to remember Professor Snape, Whenever there is someone I once thought was wicked but is truly noble.(In honor of Alan Rickman Febuary 21 1946-January 14 2016) We raise our wands to you.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

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--††††--Your
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--††††--To Show
--††††--That You
--††††--Love and Believe
--††††--In Him

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got blamed
Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.
42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.
Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

In honor of David Bowie who died on January 10, 2016. Remember him as an amazing singer who our Goblin King. We will miss you.

In honor of Alan Rickman who died on January 14, 2016. Remember him as an amazing actor who was our Professor Snape. We will miss you.

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I was lost!"
That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
my flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

scroll down trust me this will put a smile on your face, make your day, or help you Every night , someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,

At least fifteen people in this world love you.

The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you

There are at least two people in this world that would die for you

You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your list including the person that sent it to you.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.

Something good will happen to you between 12 in the morning and four o'clock pm tomorrow, it could be anywere . Get ready for the biggest shock in your life

Do not break this chain. Send this to fifteen people in fifteen minutes !!

Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face! Help someone out! F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
= Fight for you
= Respect you
= Involve you
= Encourage you
= Need you
= Deserve you
= Save you

=A LETTER TO MY BEST FRIEND, BY CLOUDJUMPER KAT; OHSOCHICH=

Dear Best Friend,

Remember that time you called me fat? Remember that time you called me ugly? Remember that time you called me stupid?

It hurt. Even though I didn't show it, I was dying on the inside.

Remember that time I called you fat? Remember that time I called you ugly? Remember that time I called you stupid?

No?

That's because I never did.

Why would you do that to me? I thought that we were best friends. Best friends until the very end.

Sincerely,

Your best friend.

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Dear Friend,

Why are you talking about me behind my back? Why are you pointing at me and laughing?

Even though I told you to stop calling me names, you continue. Why is this?

Have I done something wrong? Is that why you are ignoring me?

Please tell me. I want to know.

Sincerely,

Your friend.

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Dear Former Friend,

That text you sent me hurt. Why would you say such mean and cruel things about me?

Is that what you really think about me?

Do you really think I'm just a stupid, ugly idiot who can't do anything right? Do you really think that I am embarrassing? Do you really mean it when you say, you were never really my friend?

Was my whole life a lie?

Sincerely,

Your former friend.

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Dear Former Best Friend,

When she pushed me over onto the floor and called me names, why did you stand there and watch?

Why did you stand there and laugh?

When he stole my bag and when I tried to grab it, threw it into the pool, why did you stand there and watch?

Why did you high-five him?

I thought you were better than this...I was wrong.

Sincerely,

Your former best friend.

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Dear Bully,

You have made my life a living hell.

I have no friends now, because of the rumors you have spread.

I have no life now, because of the things you have done to me.

I have no self-confidence anymore. I have no self-esteem anymore. I have nothing.

Thanks to you.

I hope you are happy that I spend my weekends at the hospital. I hope you are happy that I spend my afternoons at the doctors getting knife wounds healed. I hope you are happy that I spend all night crying.

I wish that I never called you my best friend.

You don't even deserve to be called a human being.

Sincerely,

Your victim.

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Dear Murderer,

Because of you, I am here right now.

Here I lay on the concrete ground, my blood all around me, because of you.

I can faintly hear the sound of paramedics shouting. I can hear the ambulance siren blaring. I can hear the people on the train gasping. I can hear my parents crying.

Because of you they will never see their daughter grow up. They will never see me again. They will never hear my voice or feel my hugs.

I hope this is what you wanted.

I hope that you are happy I committed suicide because of you.

Think back to when we were kids. When you stood in front of me and told me that we would be best friends until the very end.

It is now the very end.

I don't see you beside me crying, apologizing for what you have done to me.

I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you.

I hope that you get what you deserve.

This will be my last letter to you.

Sincerely,

Cloudjumper Kat; Ohsochich.

Bullying hurts. Bullying kills.

If you have ever been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I give my utmost respect to you.

To those you have been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I invite you to copy and paste this onto your profile and put your name after mine.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

You Know You’re a Kung Fu Panda Fan if:

You’ve wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie

On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace

You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior”

Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!”

You’ve replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” (TEAM TIGRESS!)

You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie

You’ve replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukah with The Winter Festival

Your motto is “There are no accidents.”

You cried when Master Oogway died

And finally… you're practically counting down the days till the third movie!

Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230, Dreamcatcher-Megan, Saphirabrightscale,

You Know You're a Wreck It Ralph Fan if:

You never pull the plug on your video game outlets or chargers

You build block or LEGO towers just to say "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" and then you do

If you rebuild the tower, before you do, you say "I can fix it!"

If you see a bug near you, no matter what kind, you scream "CYBUG!" and either crush or run away from it

When you make gingerbread men, you try your best to make it look like Vanellope

If anyone asks you to play Candyland, you say, "Don't you mean Sugar Rush?"

When you reach King Candy in Candyland, you scream "IT'S TURBO!" and smash him with your fist while pretending to be Ralph

You call your best friend 'Stinkbrain'

When you make soda geysers, you call yours Diet Cola Mountain

And finally... when your friends have to leave you sing "When can I see you again?"

Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230, Dreamcatcher-Megan, Saphirabrightscale,

You Know You're a Mr. Peabody and Sherman Fan if:

You became obsessed with time travel movies after watching the movie

When you talk about past memories with someone, you sing the song "Way Back When"

You became obsessed with the movie when you realized how adorable Mr. Peabody and Sherman's father son relationship is

You all of a sudden started saying terrible puns

You wish to marry Mr. Peabody and/or adopt Sherman(Not me. I just wanna write and draw these two!)

You downloaded "Beautiful Boy", "Kid", and "Way Back When" right after seeing the movie

You consider yourself a dog too

You cried when Mr. Peabody supposedly died

You wanted to scream in anger when Sherman didn't call Mr. Peabody 'dad' at the end

You fangirled when you saw the janitor at the end of the movie

You scan through history books to see if you can find Mr. Peabody and Sherman

You write “Mr. Peabody was here” in any history book you can find

Glasses and bow ties became your favorite accessory

You changed your perspective on dogs

You dress up your dog with glasses and a bow tie

And finally, you're praying and wishing for a sequel and/or a TV show!

Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: Dreamcatcher-Megan, Saphirabrightscale,

You Know You’re Obsessed With Trolls When:

You love colors and music.

You describe someone in a bad mood as being “grey”.

You love singing and dancing.

You want to make scrapbooks.

Not only do you want toys from the movie, but you also want to collect the Troll Dolls this movie came from.

You are now anticipating any sequels or series the movie may have.

No matter how many times you hear it, you always dance, sing, or at least smile whenever Can’t Stop The Feeling begins playing.

Whenever someone is upset you sing to them True Colors.

You’ve developed an unhealthy obsession with Poppy and Branch and spend so much time reading fanfics and looking at fanart.(Story of my life.)

Whenever you have a party you craft your invitations by hand and make them into pop up cards.

You like to read pop up books.

You find yourself doodling Trolls, colorful hair, and clouds with socks.(Again, story of my life.)

You want to dye your hair pink, blue, or any other colors that the Trolls have.

You wear a bracelet and whenever you’re near a friend you look at it for a second then shout ”Hug Time!”

Whenever something goes a little wrong you say “I will get back up again!”.

You downloaded the soundtrack and know all the songs by heart at this point.

You still love listening to the soundtrack even if you’ve lost count at how many times you did.

You want to randomly bang a cowbell and sing as loud as you want.

You run around screaming “The Bergens are coming! Aaaahhhh!” and then push something over.

You want to live in a bunker.

You tried to store and drink your own sweat.

You tried to do Cloud Guy’s high five.

You love giving hugs.

You want to have long hair and tried putting it up like the Trolls.

You call yourself LadyGlitterSparkles as an alias.

For some reason, you don’t wear shoes anymore.

You tell someone they look “ph fat”.

You try to take up skating.

You tap someone affectionately on the nose and go “Boop!”.

Oddly enough, you discovered Sound of Silence and True Colors by a little pink singing Troll with spiders and flowers as her back up chorus.

You try to hide things in your hair.

You always wonder what would Trolls taste like.

You want to throw big and loud parties.

You always warn people about the Bergen.

You want a welcome mat that says “Go Away”.

A.N.: And this is a just a few of the many signs you may have if you’re obsessed with this movie. If you love this movie as well copy and paste on to your profile and add your name to the list.

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