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Matthiew Peter PM
Joined Jan '11

Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears."

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and stay for tea. He loves that.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... it's a good thing apples are rubbish.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago. 'Nice me' might have died by now.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet while you drink Faygo, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Here's to cosplay. The savior of lives. The only way I'm comfortable in my own skin.

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