"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. John Erskine

'Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely'

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"To be a successful procrastinator you must be a genius because you take what other people do in a course of weeks and mash it all into a couple of hours." - David S. Clements