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Joined Feb '11

NAME: If you really want to know my name, you can call me Kitlynn Deseronto, or 'Kitsu' for short. It's not my real name 'tho. :3 I'm "CackleFrendly" on DA, (please notice the fact that there is no 'i' in that username) and I'm "The Black Kitsune Kit" on FictionPress.

AGE: ...13 or older, why? You a pedophile? -suspicious glare-

RACE: ...Um... Human? Kisune? Don't ask ME!

LIVES: Sooome-wheeeere o-ver the rain-bow~!

SEX: Female. But alas, if I were a BOOOOOOY~!

MUSIC: There's only ONE thing, TWO say, THREE DAYS GRACE, FOUR ever~! I love them~! (And yes, I love that song as well. XD) Country... Oh, hey, can you hand me that Skillet(CD)? Thanks~ Owl City. CHAMELEON CIRCUIT WOOOOOOO!

SANITY: -blinks- 'Sanity'? What's that?

RANDOM FACTS: My hair is tri-colored; it's brown, black, and has a hint of blond in it. I have seven OCs: (two are female, the rest are male) two are pokemon, two are kitsunes (in most fandoms; in RvB, the older one is an AI, and the younger one is a human[and they are the lone women{AND I DON'T PAIR THEM WITH ANYONE!!}]), one is a newman (from Phantasy Star 0), one is a odd snake-type-thing (with arms, hair, and a gem in his head), and one is human (also from Phantasy Star 0). A have a dragon figurine that I named 'Wash'. I talk to Wash all the time. But even 'tho I do this... I'm not CRAZY, I'm just a LITTLE UN-well-- waaait... I made me own arrows, and bought a bow made from PBC pipe(I THINK that's what it's called...).I've started saying 'me' instead of 'my', and it's odd. I've been obsessed with [Prototype] even 'tho I don't play it (I have a Wii, not a Xbox, and it sucks... All the good games are on the Xbox, not the Wii!). I tend to get into fights that aren't my problem.

LIKES: Red vs Blue. Grif. Yu-Gi-Oh and 5Ds. Bleach. The META. Harry Potter. Full Metal Alchemist. Foxes. Kitsunes. Forests. The sea. Wolf's Rain. Clam chowder. ORANGE JUICE. Assassin's Creed. BioShock and BioShock 2. Lord Of The Rings. Legolas. [Prototype]. ALEX MERCER. The fact that SEASON 10 OF RED VS BLUE IS COMING OUT SOONSkyrim! Doctor Who. Torchwood. David Tennant.

DISLIKES: Lord Kelvin(That's a username BTW). RAP. Vampires that sparkle in the sun. CORN. People who say vulgar things in front three year-old children. People who think that 'gays are all going to hell' and 'you aren't a christen so you're going to hell'. People that flame fandoms without even trying them out -glares pointedly-The fact that my Dad thinks that 'oh, I'm christen so my kids have to be as well!' The fact that most christens that I've seen think that gays are 'against the invisible man in the sky'-- Including my Grandpa. People who read what they don't like and then flame(WTF? Don't like, don't read, ass-hole!)... And I'll add more as it comes up.

-looks up- I hate a LOT of stuff.

--Merrp~!

I have dreams. These dreams are from plot-bunnys. They are evil. They what me to pet them and type up the plot-poop they leave behind. I have tried to resist for years after I tried to make my first fic. -shudders- It was called 'When Kinds Meet' and it was... weeell...

Lets say it made me afraid of anything that I write, 'k? 'K.


COPY AND PASTE STUFF:

Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) The Black Kitsune Kit (I loves my fox. :3)

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. (I also talk to a dragon figurine that I named Wash... I need friends...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) The Black Kitsune Kit (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have dreams that are of plot-bunnys, copy and paste this into your profile.

How not to get Rickroll'd: http: http:/// Trust me, it will help.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (Glarrrrg. I hate things like this.)

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Apparently, I:

T Am good kisser ( O///O WTF?!)

A Am hot (O/////o WTF NOOOOOO)

L Have a smile to die for (Not as bad...)

I Love to smile and laugh (Spot on. :3)

A...Am hot. (///////_///////

Talia -named after the Warrior Princess from a book-

~I got it from AnimeGirl1220's profile. Also, "Talia" is my MIDDLE name... In my FIRST, I have two "Can kick the crap out of you's" 3


QUOTES(may be funny)

PD= Puzzle Dragon

Me: OK, fine. I like The Road To El Dorado. HAPPY?

PD: -randomly- Someone commented that Megel looks like Leonardo Da Vinchi from Assassin's Creed.

Me: 0_o XDD OK, LET ME SEE THAT

PD: l3 See?

Me: You know, so does Dad, when he steals my Poor Boy hat. l3

PD: xD NO JUST NO.

Me: X3

~Me and PD, after she got me to watch a part of The Road To El Dorado

Me: GET BACK! I got a bar of soap, and I'm not afraid to use it! -holds up soap-

PD: HISSSSS

Me: BACK! -rat-tails her- Back to the the pit from which you came! =3

PD: ...Merrp! Click! (yes she said 'click'. XDD)

~Me and PD playing as Sweet and Mole from Atlantis

April Stats: For the month of 2011-04, there have been a total of 32 Hits and 25 Visitors to your Profile page.

Me: Oooo, cool!

...BlahblahblahonevisiterfromItalyblahbl--

Me: ...Wait WHAT? "One visitor from Italy?!" ...Ezio? XD

~Me, seeing my traffic for the month

Dad: Hey, you're awake! This is a good thing. (Yes, he does sometimes talk like that. XD)

Me: Yeah, but I must confess that I feel like a zombie.

Mom: -laughs

LESS THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER :

Me: -happily listening to "Monster" by Skillet-

~Me, Dad, and Mom, shortly after a woke up (and told an inside joke... mzombie. "I must confess that I feel like a monster" is a line from the song, and I said "zombie" which is a type of monster... HEY, IT WAS FUNNY TO ME!)

Me: Hey, PD?

PD: Yeah?

Me: Have you ever heard of "My Little Pony"?

PD: -wrinkles nose slightly- Yeah, why?

Me: It's like a mutated form of cancer that clings to your brain and eats it alive.

PD:-is happy that I said that- Yeah, I know. -starts to walk away-

Me: And PD?

PD: 0-0? Yeah?

Me:-sadly and close to tears- I have cancer. (AKA "I'm a brony")

PD: WHAT.

~Me telling PD that I'm a Brony for the first time. HER FACE. IT WAS SO FUNNY.


FUNNY FIC QUOTES

"Mew?"

Abby, the customer, and the hunters all looked down at the kitten. It had walked over to the nearest hunter, positioning itself right below the creatures jaws. The giant infected opened its mouth and…

…let out a rather hilarious shriek. Suddenly, it and its two compatriots turned and fled.

"Mew?"

"Did your cat just chase away the hunters?" Abby asked, not sure whether to be disappointed at the lack of carnage, or amused.

"Uh… yeah…"

~From "Mittens", in which the uber bad-ass Alex Mercer gets Dana a kitten for her birthday-- it's hilarious. You have got to read it.

"I want your team in the field to find it and bring it in."

"No problem, sir." Cross said, confident tone masking the utter confusion he felt. "ZEUS is as good as—"

"Not ZEUS." Randall responded, slightly agitated. "That animal… did you see how the hunters reacted? It's possible that that animal is behind all this."

"It's a kitten…"

"It's a monster! I want it on a slab in one hour!" Randall replied, scowling. "I don't care what it takes, bring it in!"

"Fine, we'll bring in the kitten…" Cross said, trying not to roll his eyes. His team was being sent to fight the deadliest thing in Manhattan, possibly the deadliest thing in the world, over a kitten.

~Also from "Mittens"!

Looking forward, he saw an M-1 Abrams tank. Aiming it's main cannon. At him. Okay, memo to self. Never, ever, shoplift again.

~Yes, in "Mittens", Alex shoplifts.

-THUD-

He looked to his right to see ZEUS, hanging onto the helicopter. Tearing open the cockpit, he glared at Grey and the helicopter's gunner, Smith. He reached towards the unfortunate weapons officer and… gave him a kitten?

"Hold that for a minute." The monster said, before letting go of the helicopter.

"ZEUS has been spotted! Smith! Open fire!" Grey yelled out.

"Aww, this little guy's so cute…"

"What? Forget the kitten! He's killing our squadron! Oh my god! He just threw a car at Wardog Three! I repeat, Wardog Three is down!"

"Aw, his little paws look kinda like mittens. Yes they do, yes they do!"

"Seriously, he just jumpkicked Two out of the air!

"Who's a floofly widdle…"

"That's not even English you moron! SHOOT!" Grey yelled, before realizing his entire squadron had been destroyed. Another thud marked ZEUS's return to their helicopter.

"I'm gonna need that back. Promise not to shoot me?" He growled at Smith.

"With that widdle guy in the crossfire? Of course not." The gunner replied, handing it back to ZEUS. "Thank you for letting me hold him!" He yelled as ZEUS once again dropped down off their helicopter.

"I hate you so very, very much, Smith…"

~Not even the roofs were save to put the little guy. So: give him to a soldier! X3 Yes, this is from "Mittens" as well.

One trooper, clad in the black biohazard gear typical of his unit, was trying to pet the small mammal, while a similarly-equipped soldier tried to keep it to himself. "Captain! Dunn won't let me pet him!"

The one holding the cat yelled out "I called it first!" as he stroked the creature's ear.

"Nuh-uh! I did!

"What. The fuck. Is going on?" Mercer said, wondering if this all wasn't some sick practical joke being perpetrated by Blackwatch.

"The kitten, Mercer. Our orders were to capture the kitten." Cross half said, half sighed, feeling a little bit of his soul die as he said that.

~Can you guess? If not, "Mittens".

There is a TON of funny stuff in "Mittens", but this is all I'll put here. Read it, it's funny!

A swirling black pool of energy built up around the top of the magician's staff. He let it grow for a while before spinning clockwise in the air and firing at his opponent. The magic attack blasted the screaming Valkyrie before she exploded in a waterfall of data. "Now, Red Eyes Black Dragon, show that Iron Knight what a can of soup feels like." The dragon looked back at Harii with a raised eyebrow. "Oh nevermind! Just blast it!" He called out to the dragon which seemed to chuckle.

~From "Harry Kaiba and the Sorcerer Mage", a HP/YGO x-over. One word for it: EPIC-WIN-PLZ.

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