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Seventh and Pine » by iambeagle
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOVTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/28 published: 11/22/2012, Bella, Edward
4k+ The Cellar by iambeagle
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 630, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 11/12/2011, Bella, Edward
3k+ Head over Feet by iambeagle
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 2/12/2012, Bella, Edward
5k+ First of the Month by iambeagle
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 788, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 8/22/2011, Bella, Edward
6k+ Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 3/31/2020, Bella, Edward
5k+The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep » by bananapancakes7
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 40, words: 302k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/6/2023 published: 4/15/2009, Bella, Edward
10k+ The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson » by Stephaniiie
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- 'marry' him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending 'eternity' with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 69, words: 278k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 8/15/2021 published: 6/23/2009, Edward, Bella
1k+The sound of your voice » by marie0912
(This fanfic is unlikely to ever be finished. Sorry) A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 24, words: 53k+, favs: 901, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/10/2021 published: 12/1/2009, Edward, Bella
6k+ Faking It » by spanglemaker9
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.Twilight, M, English, chapters: 33, words: 155k+, favs: 11k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/3/2021 published: 6/20/2009, Bella, Edward
2k+Blue Satin and Cowboy Boots » by symphiann
There were 4 unwritten laws in Forks during 1883.1-you listened to your Pa.2-You worshipped God.3-You did your chores without complaint.4-You stayed away from the Cullen brothers. I had no problems with those laws until a pair of green eyes looked my way.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 31, words: 91k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/4/2018 published: 7/13/2011, Bella, Edward
10k+High Anxiety » by EdwardsBloodType
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/UTwilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 111k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 7/1/2016 published: 7/16/2009, Bella, Edward
974 Cas Bakes Dean a Pie » by pleasedonttalktome
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?Supernatural, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 829, favs: 1k+, follows: 188, updated: 8/11/2015 published: 11/15/2012, Dean W., Castiel
144She Who Sleeps With Sirens » by TectonicPlatez
Annabeth's loneliness changes during Luke's luxurious yacht party, where she befriends a merman. Annabeth wonders if she'll ever see him again, but Perseus soon reappears at her back door- naked, and fully human. With the help of her classmate, Grover, Annabeth must find how to turn Percy back into a merman before the entire town is destroyed by Poseidon. *UNDER CONSTRUCTIONPercy Jackson and the Olympians, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 33k+, favs: 250, follows: 317, updated: 7/5/2015 published: 7/8/2013, Annabeth C., Percy J.
28 Princess Snowflake » by purpledragon6
Ice Queens niece comes to stay with her. What happens when she becomes friend with Fionna and starts to grow close to Gumball? *Has been started up again.Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 25, follows: 14, updated: 6/23/2015 published: 9/7/2011, Ice Queen
42Clicked, Catfished » by TectonicPlatez
Percy finds himself falling for a complete stranger online. Clarisse just wants a friend...well, a little more than that. When Percy makes a surprise visit to California, the truth hurts. Can he learn to forgive Clarisse for her lies? And can he help her see that she never needed them? AU **NOT ABANDONED, JUST LIFE YKNOWPercy Jackson and the Olympians, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 57, follows: 83, updated: 4/12/2015 published: 7/23/2013, Clarisse R., Percy J.
10k+GYNAZOLE » by Mrs.TheKing
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/27/2015 published: 1/20/2010, Bella, Edward
1k+ The Coldest and The Boldest » by TectonicPlatez
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU **UNDERGOING REVISIONSRise of the Guardians, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 14, words: 125k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/25/2015 published: 12/28/2012, Jack Frost, Tooth
61His Princess, Her Slave » by Kai Darknight
She is a Princess. He is a Slave. She is his Saviour. He is her only friend. She was 14 and he was 16 when they first met. At age 18 and 20 they start to realize how important they are to their lives. Fate brought them together for a reason. Will love blossoms between them? AU JackxTooth Based from my tumblr.Rise of the Guardians, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 15k+, favs: 65, follows: 105, updated: 1/20/2015 published: 5/22/2013, Jack Frost, Tooth
250Anything at all » by purpledragon6
Marshal Lee and Fionna drabbles. My first adventure time fic. Chapters are being polished up and Re-done.Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 29, words: 20k+, favs: 171, follows: 151, updated: 12/24/2014 published: 8/12/2011, Marshall Lee, Fionna
1k+ Project GUARDIAN: The Rise & Fall » by Her Head In the Clouds
When Princess Thia is kidnapped by British terrorist, Pitch Black, a mysterious secret agent comes the rescue. But protecting her is a challenge as he is wanted dead by multiple spy agencies. Now she and the ex-spy who only goes by the codename 'JACK FROST' must work together and stop Pitch, all while uncovering the dark secrets of something he left called the GUARDIAN program. AURise of the Guardians, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 56, words: 581k+, favs: 912, follows: 694, updated: 12/14/2014 published: 3/12/2013, Jack Frost, Tooth