Name: Do you really care
Age: Old enough to drink
Sex: Not as often as I'd like
Vae Victus -- suffering to the conquered.
Quotes
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
I want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done
The problem with reality is a lack of background music
Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back
Abandon the search for truth, stop the relentless quest for the perfect woman. There's always porn.
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows? ... And what did he *think* he was doing at the time?"
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd kill for a nobel peace prize
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
PERVERTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead.