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RULE # 1

Always Post a "POSITIVE" Review.

RULE # 2

If you don't like the story then don't REVIEW it.

RULE # 3

"RESPECT" the writer's feeling!
They are already in so much STRESS from writing stories for us!)

RULE # 4

Give your "OPINION/SUGGESTION" on the stories.
(Writer's usually like to know the opinion/suggestion of their reader's)

RULE # 5

Keep an "OPEN MIND" on what you read.

PS: I may update the rules if I think up more of it.
(If you have suggestion on the rule's please PM me)

(I May update the Qoutes from time to time)
PS: This Qoutes are the Qoutes that I got when surfing the net. And from the Anime that I watch.

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist"
(Full Metal Panic!)

"Are you okay? When you turned around the ball hit your face instead but still managed to reach the goal. Very Impressive"
(Cardcaptor Sakura)

"Yes I've used a condom before. They can store up to 1 liter of water"
(Full Metal Panic!)

"Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the road of life"

"Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light!
L: Yes, it would be quite dark"
(Death Note)

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

"How can woman say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?!"
(Soul Eater)

"When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling"

"The only reason people get lost in thought is bcause it's unfamiliar territory"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP botton"

"In God we trust, all others must pay in cash"

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room"

"Do you believe in Love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"I ask God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness"

"I Love everything about you baby, Now will you please get me a piece of cake"

"I Love those long, romantic walk to the Fridge"

"I'm your first LOVE. I hate being your test ride"

"I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse"

"I guess I can thank you for making me into an emotionally, isolated, self-indulged heart-spiller, cry baby...some people call them poets"

"It's mind over matter, I don't mind that you don't matter"

"I don't Stalk you... Oh by the way, your out of milk"

"Broke my heart? Let's put that into a better, more clear understanding. You reached inside me, took my heart, threw it on the ground, made it rip, stomped and trampled all over it, picked it up, and gave it back. Thank, Love you too"

"I have a habit at laughing at my mistake, So pardon me if I laugh in your face"

"You Know you're in Love when things stop making sense"

"When guys get jealous, it's actually cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start"

"A good friend will comfort you when you get dumped, But a bestfriend will get up in his face and scream, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?!""

"All I know was sad Love, until you came, You made it worst"

"A women once said loving a man is like a deck of cards. You need a heart to Love him. A diamond to marry him. A club to bash his head in and a spade to burry him"

"There is only one person who you can each truly Love. It's too bad that you can't change who that person is. If you could, then you both would be a lot happier"
(Revolutionary Girl Utena)

"You laugh at Love... But Love will make you cry"

"It doesn't matter how much time passes. When you lose a Loved one, You never forget it! And you never get over the loneliness!"

"I want... To change things. I want to believe that anything can be changed. The moment I met you, A new world opened up for me. You see, After wandering in the darkness for so long, A light brought me happiness. It's all thanks to you"
(Chrono Crusade)

"If you Love someone, He could make you sad. He could even make you feel lonely sometimes. But that someone can also make you happier than you'll ever be..."
(Fruits Basket)

PS: If you Want the "ROMANTIC" Qoutes just PM me and I will post them ( If I dont have classes to attend and if am not busy with school work). This are just the Funny Qoutes That I like most.

And I Hope you Enjoy this Qoutes as much as I have!^_^

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