5k+Shorts and Sweets » by Dlvvanzor Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note, T, English, Humor, chapters: 266, words: 90k+, favs: 742, follows: 522, updated: 4/26/2021 published: 7/23/2009
58 Cyborg Ninja Pirate Ed » by darkshadowninjaassassinXXxX792 What happens when five teenagers get bored during lunch? They decide to liken Ed to Jesus! Who knew the bible could be this much fun?
Bible & Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, updated: 5/25/2015 published: 5/6/2009, Edward E.
2k+ 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN » by iTorchic Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 71, words: 34k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 848, updated: 5/25/2015 published: 1/19/2011
34 iTorchic and the Philosopher's Stone » by iTorchic A spoof of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Edward and his Knights of the Circular Table are travel across Amestris to search for a Gate given quest to find the Philosopher's Stone. CRACK. Rated T. Follows the movie! I'm bored again!
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 23, updated: 7/15/2014 published: 6/22/2010
55240 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines » by magic.is.out.there Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 40, words: 20k+, favs: 138, follows: 134, updated: 7/26/2013 published: 12/28/2010, Harry P., Marauders
55 I'd Be Rich » by MoonlightM4gic A rampant thought gets into L's head and he decides to satisfy his curiosity on the matter. LxL. Rated M, for lemon in later chapters.
Death Note, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 11k+, favs: 65, follows: 48, updated: 5/28/2013 published: 11/3/2010, Light Y., L
89Hetalianess » by jmp22895 This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 27k+, favs: 55, follows: 48, updated: 4/24/2013 published: 1/25/2011
58Gender Blender » by not-here-anymore-deleted The flock wakes up and discovers that something is just not right. Iggy's "Mystical Narwhal" is missing, Nudge complains about bra size, Fang thinks that he is the sexiest thing ever, Max has dumb ideas, ect. All normal, except, they're the wrong gender.
Maximum Ride, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 37, follows: 35, updated: 1/4/2013 published: 4/4/2011, Fang, Iggy
114 Mustang » by KissMeDeadlyT-T Ed needs to go to Resembool to get his arm fixed, and Al and Roy come along. When Ed goes for a ride on Winry's new horse, innuendos fly high, and Ed is gonna pay for teasing Roy. Yaoi, RoyxEd, rated for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 330, follows: 83, updated: 9/11/2012 published: 8/9/2011, Edward E., Roy M.
349Sweet Shorts » by xthhkshgdoaif Collection of BardxFinny drabbles and short stories, drastically reorganized as of 8/1/2012. Chapter 51: Bard gets Finny tangled up in a high school drama mess that neither can get out of alone.
Kuroshitsuji, M, English, Romance, chapters: 51, words: 20k+, favs: 119, follows: 83, updated: 8/1/2012 published: 6/15/2010, Baldroy, Finnian
10Cirque de Dark Woods » by DemiSkull What really happens behind the scenes of the Dark Woods Circus? Review much appreciated :D
Vocaloid, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 14, follows: 13, updated: 4/8/2012 published: 5/31/2011, Len K., Rin K.
109Light Exits The Closet » by TheMidnightSprite Okay, so I'm going to see how many ways I can make Light come out of the closet, without copying other people's ideas. There's OOC-ness, and I don't think there will be any OCs... yay xD.
Death Note, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 10k+, favs: 51, follows: 46, updated: 2/28/2012 published: 2/20/2011, Light Y., L
55LOLviathan » by nagato chinatsu Bring out your prompts! -ding- Bring out your prompts! Also, stuff I write.
Leviathan series, K+, English, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 8, updated: 12/25/2011 published: 6/3/2011
3 Baby, It's Cold Outside by bashfulglowfly Based on the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Ed x Roy Sorry if it's been done before but I just couldn't get it out of my head!
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 449, favs: 8, follows: 2, 12/8/2011, Edward E., Roy M.
14The Soldiers of Amestris » by Puddycat Somehow, they're never punished. Prank!fic, non-crack, oneshot series.
Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 34, follows: 31, updated: 11/19/2011 published: 8/27/2011, Edward E., Roy M.
14Painting Confusion » by Flying Pyro of Doom "Little Canada" had finally reached the breaking point. He was tired of everything, confused, and had officially let go. Warning:Blood and coloring with it and morbid re than likely RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Horror & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 17, updated: 11/2/2011 published: 6/24/2011, Canada, Russia
3 Sucked In » by TheAwesomeStalker Continuation of Ciel the Punk. Nothing else to say.
Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 32, words: 11k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, updated: 10/14/2011 published: 8/9/2011, Ciel P.
1k+ Beautiful Disaster » by Dlvvanzor When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 49, words: 117k+, favs: 631, follows: 229, updated: 10/11/2011 published: 6/16/2009, Light Y., L
87Love Tutor » by SereneSky Ciel asks Sebastian to teach him about secks. love..maybe. lemons are a definite. fluff maybes. rated M for secks. obv. character goes a little OOC as in THEY BLUSH. and stuff. cue awh here. R&R please.
Kuroshitsuji, M, English, Romance, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 77, follows: 64, updated: 8/24/2011 published: 3/18/2011, Sebastian M., Ciel P.
9A Mad Tea Party » by candycobwebs Alois is having a tea party, and Ciel is the involuntary guest.
Kuroshitsuji, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, updated: 8/1/2011 published: 7/17/2011, Alois T., Ciel P.