FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying "Man we screwed up big time".