I can't write to save my life so i prefer to read and if i do somehow come out with a story (unlikely) then don't expect much.
About me
I am 28 and male I live in Canada (Eh lol). I hate it when A GOOD Fanfic or crossover never get's finished it down right sucks.
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Hellsing Abridged: Alucard: Oh, if it isn't the Catholic Church! And what's this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!
(The Four Guardians)"Hn, In Iwagakure Village patrols you." Naruto said in the Tobi voice jumping out the window as both ANBU and Kage sweat-dropped
(Konoha Exiles) The growl from Hinata sent chills down those still standing's backs and in a special corner of hell, Lucifer looked around and asked "Okay, who played with the thermostat again?"
(Konoha Exiles 2)"You just want to get them to burn off some of that energy. Sensei was like an energizer bunny on meth with a side of crack and followed up with speed."
(Rikudou Hiraishin to You )"Ramen is my friend. Ramen is my friend. Ramen is my friend. Oh yes he is," babbled Minato insanely while suckling on his thumb, "W-wait, what are you…ramen? Ramen? What the hell are you doing? Stop! Please, stop it! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE!"
Live to the fullest age to the fullest go bald to the fullest and die long after I do and if possible die with smile
-- Isshin Kurosaki
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SEX is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration?
THING I HATE THE MOST.
Harems over 5 girls. To me Five is pushing the limit but some of the ones I've seen has the main character with MORE than 25 and less than 75. I mean come on that is sick and not humanly possible.
Characters I dislike: Now i don't hate anybody that is here but i can't and won't support them.
Hinata: That dumb, weak bitch, she did nothing until now and just cried for being weak. She followed Naruto but even didn't raise a single finger to help him during his childhood and most annoyingly she stutters and faints.
Orihime: Very fucking similar to Hinata both are weak and mostly useless. She follows after ichigo and really gets in the way while a good support character she is still mostly useless. I really don't care what cannon put as the pairings. IchigoXRukia all the fucking way!
Reasons why I don't support NaruHina (but deal with it anyways)
1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to my favourite pairing of Naruto x Kurenai or Naruto x fem Kyuubi, only has few worth while stories to read.
2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...
3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! Dafuq did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!
4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.
5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed...
6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).
7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolises her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...
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